* MATRICIDES.

𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘪𝘵 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲.

[matriarchsrage]

❛ i’m going to wipe out all majorities, starting with men. ❜ odelina NO -

[matriarchsrage]

❛ anaconda pissed on my fucking husband. ❜

[matriarchsrage]

❛ i’m surprised that old man hasn’t keeled over yet - how old is he ? 80 ? 90 ? ❜

[minoriris]

“seventy, for your information.” the ‘old man’ in question seems unimpressed, the mouth behind his thick beard curved down sharply. 

“i thought people were supposed to respect their elders.”

[matriarchsrage]

❛ not with the end of the world they sure don’t, old man. if yer gonna cry about it, keep your voice down - some of us wanna be cruel to others without hearing how it makes our victims feel. ❜ holy shit. is she really just … bullying an old man ? right in front of the campfire like this ? this is ageism - what’s next, is she gonna call him a BOOMER of all things ??

[minoriris]

alex glares at her, his lip raised in an angry sneer, whizzled old teeth on view. the ones that are left, at least. he’d seen cruelty, of course– that’s just the way of life in olathe, but this? this is just rude!

“where do you get off, tormenting a senior?”

[matriarchsrage]

❛ aha ! so you admit you’re at least 80 ? by definition, a senior’s usually at least 80. also, ew, gross - don’t flatter yourself, rat man. i’d spend more time complimenting all your lice than sparing you any. ❜ well, not only did she lie about the definition of “senior”, but now she’s just implying alex has head lice. there’s no visible expression on her face thanks to the bandana that hides her identity, but under it was the meanest, biggest, most shit-eating grin she could muster.

[minoriris]

alex folds his arms; he’s really angry now. “well, excuse me for not holding a dictionary in my arms at all times!”

as for the lice… well, as far as he knew, that was correct. he hadn’t bathed in a few… er… weeks? months? could have been a year, or two. still, though, no need to call him out on it.

“you’re not exactly drop-dead gorgeous yourself, buddy.”

[matriarchsrage]

❛ how would you even know whether i look good or not ? i’ve got a bandana on my face - or is the cataracts finally setting in ‘cuz you’re so old ? what’s next, you gonna need me to walk ya across olathe ‘cuz yer too busy shittin’ your adult diapers ? bwahahaha ! ❜ she’s having way too much fun with this - way too much fun in harassing old people ! she’s a menace, dammit !

[matriarchsrage]

ode: holy crap you TALK BACK to your mom?? jenny: YOU DONT ?? i’m a robot and even i can say no when she’s being a nutjob !

[slydilustrous]

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Mawaru by Kikuo.

[matriarchsrage]

the likelyhood of odelina realistically interacting w/ an xj-9 is very very very slim but i like mlaatr and it warms my heart ro see someone writing her so, naturally, i throw a follow anyways

[matriarchsrage]

oh god i used the wrong tags for my rp memes. i. god dangit mima

[amourmemes]

❥     𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓  𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍   𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒   .

another meme inspired by devotedecay’s format !     tw  for  violence, blood, mature themes. send  in  one  of  these  for  my  muse’s  reaction  to  … (  add  ❝  reverse  ❞   if  you’d  like  to  see  how  my  muse  would  preform  the  action  !  )

[ deck ]   your muse decking mine in the face.

[ punch ]   your muse punching mine anywhere / or specify.

[ pin ]   your muse forcibly pinning my muse beneath them.

[ straddle ]   your muse forcing mine to the ground and straddling them.

[ scratch ]   your muse raking mine with their nails / claws.

[ bite ]   your muse biting mine.

[ turn ]   your muse rolling from beneath to atop my muse.

[ wall ]   your muse pinning mine against a wall.

[ snarl ]   your muse snarling / growling at mine.

[ curse ]   your muse cursing at / cursing mine out.

[ tug ]   your muse gripping mine’s hair.

[ kick ]   your muse kicking mine anywhere / or specify.

[ point + gun ]   your muse holding mine at gun point.

[ point + knife ]   your muse holding mine at knife point.

[ mock ]   your muse mocking mine.

[ sweep ]   your muse knocking mine off their feet.

[ grab ]   your muse grabbing mine forcibly.

[ shoot ]   your muse shooting my muse anywhere / or specify.

[ stab ]   your muse stabbing my muse anywhere / or specify.

[ break ]   your muse breaking any of mine’s bones / or specify.

[ strangle ]   your muse choking mine out.

[ shove ]   your muse shoving mine forcibly.

[ bruise ]   your muse making mine bruise.

[ under ]   your muse shoving mine underwater.

[ attempt ]   your muse attempting to kill mine.

[ bare ]   your muse baring their teeth at mine.

[ threaten ]   your muse threatening mine.

[ spit ]   your muse making mine spit blood.

[ bleed ]   your muse making mine bleed.

[ burn ]   your muse burning mine.

[ corner ]   your muse cornering mine.

[ throat ]   your muse wrapping a hand around mine’s throat.

[ challenge ]   your muse challenging mine.

[ cut ]   your muse cutting mine.

[melamemea]

This blog is accepting development anons!

Bug my character about their past! Ask them about the things you wonder about! Give them scenarios to get their brain going! Today is all about bringing out the growth hiding within my character.

[bewitchingmemes]

touch-starved starters!!

❝ no one’s ever done that to me before. ❞

❝ could you play with my hair? ❞

❝ i can’t remember the last time i did this with someone. ❞ 

❝ that feels nice. ❞

❝ i haven’t been hugged in years. ❞

❝ i never want to let go. ❞

❝ let’s just cuddle forever. ❞ 

❝ you put your arm around me and i literally felt my knees buckle, this is so pathetic. ❞

❝ i just want to be held for a little while. ❞

❝ you’re legally obligated to keep holding me. ❞

❝ i think i forgot what human contact felt like. ❞

❝ i need to remember what hugs feel like. ❞

❝ do you mind if we stay like this for a little longer? ❞

❝ my family was never the touchy-feely type. ❞

❝ i’ve never been in a relationship before, so i don’t really know how to do the whole…kissing thing. ❞

❝ you were my first kiss. ❞

❝ could we cuddle, like, platonically? ❞

❝ i’m in desperate need of a hug. ❞

❝ i didn’t even know i was ticklish there! ❞

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Reblog this if your muse has a nice butt.

[rosamusing]

THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY STARTERS

Disclaimer: Feel free to change any of these in order to suit your needs if needed be!

❝ You’ve been sitting quietly for far too long. ❞

❝ I like visitors, but I usually get to know them before they visit. ❞

❝ Everything tastes like chicken, except chicken itself. ❞

❝  I have never used a sword in my life. ❞

❝  There are some who would not deem it wise. ❞

❝  I do believe the worst is behind us. ❞

❝ Good morning. ❞

❝ That’s what I thought… . ❞

❝ While I can honestly say I have told you the truth, I may not have told you all of it. ❞

❝ Loyalty, honor, a willing heart, I can ask for no more than that. ❞

❝  All good stories deserve embellishment! ❞

❝  The world is not in your maps and books. It’s out there. ❞

❝  True courage is knowing not how to take a life, but when to spare it. ❞

❝  I’m not sure it is a sword, more like a letter opener. ❞

❝  I’m sorry I doubted you. ❞

❝ I would have doubted me too. ❞

❝ I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. ❞

❝  We wasn’t talking to you! ❞

❝  What’re you gonna do about it, wizard? ❞

❝  Where’s the meat? ❞

❝  Is it soft? is It juicy? ❞

❝  I wouldn’t risk it! I really wouldn’t! ❞

❝  Have you done much fighting? ❞

❝  Why don’t we have a game of riddles? ❞

❝  Home is now behind you… The world is ahead. ❞

❝  I’d like to see them try. ❞

❝  In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. ❞

❝  I will not hesitate to kill you, Dwarf! ❞

❝  I can not guarantee [his/her/their/its] safety. ❞

❝  You’ll have a tale to two to tell when you come back. ❞

❝  Can you promise that I will come back? ❞

❝  If you do, you will not be the same. ❞

❝  I’m going on an adventure! ❞ 

[matriarchsrage]

❛ i’m surprised that old man hasn’t keeled over yet - how old is he ? 80 ? 90 ? ❜

[minoriris]

“seventy, for your information.” the ‘old man’ in question seems unimpressed, the mouth behind his thick beard curved down sharply. 

“i thought people were supposed to respect their elders.”

[matriarchsrage]

❛ not with the end of the world they sure don’t, old man. if yer gonna cry about it, keep your voice down - some of us wanna be cruel to others without hearing how it makes our victims feel. ❜ holy shit. is she really just … bullying an old man ? right in front of the campfire like this ? this is ageism - what’s next, is she gonna call him a BOOMER of all things ??

[minoriris]

alex glares at her, his lip raised in an angry sneer, whizzled old teeth on view. the ones that are left, at least. he’d seen cruelty, of course– that’s just the way of life in olathe, but this? this is just rude!

“where do you get off, tormenting a senior?”

[matriarchsrage]

❛ aha ! so you admit you’re at least 80 ? by definition, a senior’s usually at least 80. also, ew, gross - don’t flatter yourself, rat man. i’d spend more time complimenting all your lice than sparing you any. ❜ well, not only did she lie about the definition of “senior”, but now she’s just implying alex has head lice. there’s no visible expression on her face thanks to the bandana that hides her identity, but under it was the meanest, biggest, most shit-eating grin she could muster.

[matriarchsrage]

❛ i abuse old men. it’s what i do. ❜

[matriarchsrage]

i should rb headcanon memes but instead im going to scream at my followers to send me asks send me asks

[lovaniac-deactivated20250223]

matriarchsrage‌ // who swears at a kid?

❛ what the fuck. is that a baby with a knife ??? ❜

     * a baby?!           * i’m no baby or child, i’m…                      * a monster!

[matriarchsrage]

❛ you’re about a foot smaller than i am, so i’m designating you baby now - you sure don’t look scary enough to be a monster to me, though. ‘sides - everyone knows the only monsters that exist are the manifestations of mental illness and trauma in the heads of those who suffer with it ! ❜

[matriarchsrage]

❛ i’m surprised that old man hasn’t keeled over yet - how old is he ? 80 ? 90 ? ❜

[minoriris]

“seventy, for your information.” the ‘old man’ in question seems unimpressed, the mouth behind his thick beard curved down sharply. 

“i thought people were supposed to respect their elders.”

[matriarchsrage]

❛ not with the end of the world they sure don’t, old man. if yer gonna cry about it, keep your voice down - some of us wanna be cruel to others without hearing how it makes our victims feel. ❜ holy shit. is she really just ... bullying an old man ? right in front of the campfire like this ? this is ageism - what’s next, is she gonna call him a BOOMER of all things ??