havin' lady troubles?

wow what a surprise it's jordan being passive aggressive again

[karyotakikh-deactivated20200530]

Concept : Your hand on my leg under the dinner table.

[laracroftpussyshedied-deactivat]

how do gay men recognize each other on the spot like how do they KNOW.. my brother will tell me abt him having gay staredowns on the bus and im just here like is that girl lez or an architecture student

[alrightevans]

what we do in the shadows is the only modern day vampire fiction that is 100% realistic and believable even if only for the scene where Nick yells ‘TWILIGHT’ and Deacon is like ‘shut UP nick you’re not Twilight’ 

[xueyangapologist]

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

[westarri]

“stats?”

[the-unlucky-thirteen]

Being raised without stability really fucks with your head, you’re forever trying to figure out a person’s “pattern“ to see how you have to approach them, whether they’re in a good mood and it’s safe, or if they’re in a bad mood and you have to be careful or maybe avoid them altogether, just because those who raised you could never keep a consistent emotional reaction

[satinonsoftskin]

I wanna cum on/for/with/in you

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

Gaige: Are you okay?

Angel: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just having a bad life. It'll be over eventually.

[wikileaks]

i’m like a romanceable npc if you compliment me once per day for a week straight you unlock the dialogue option to marry me

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it

[gaycop]

top reasons to get married

Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch

love i guess

[movedtowhiteworms-deactivated20]

had this pic in my wip folder for forever. its zer0 doing a mirror selfie i guess

[jerichosnumberonetop-deactivate]

Hank: Hey boys! What are you doing?

Connor: Watching Youtube

Rk900: What was Vine?

Hank*with a tear in his eye*: Only the best few years of humanity.

[criwes]

Close & One Line Nude by Christophe Louis aka Quibe

[ofools]

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

[devianthunting-deviant]

its probably already been done but u kno what, here it is anyway

bonus:

hank had to put sticky notes on them because he couldn’t read their tiny jackets,,,,

[vindicia]

[teathattast]

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

here’s a vid from the pov of the dudes inside

[smollesbianandreadytocry]

This is the only thing I will accept with the use of the phrase “boys will be boys”

[anonymoustypewriter]

HOLY SHIT WATCH THE OTHER VIDEO THAT WAS FAR MORE BOYS THAN I EXPECTED