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Currently run by just one mod, I will update if I start to need others!
Feel free to submit! While I definitely have fave ships and dynamics, the only things I will outright ignore & delete are anything portraying Jack in a positive light (I do not care for him as a character and I am not going to change my mind on this), along with the typical “no abuse, no pedophilia, etc” requirements.
If you need me to tag any content warnings just let me know!
Axton: Asked my algebra teacher if I would ever use algebra after I graduated. She said I wouldn't, but some of the smart kids will.
Athena: Women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty sword like STOP there's literally evil afoot.
Janey: First up: Rhys at New York Fashion Week. Come on, that's pretty gay. Timothy: Or he's sleeping with a model. Janey: Here he is at a Dua Lipa concert. Timothy: Every straight man in the world thinks Dua Lipa is the hottest woman alive. Janey: Fine. Oh! Here he is at a Formula One race. Timothy: Race cars? That's aggressively heterosexual. Janey: Not if all the drivers are hot European guys with perfect cheekbones. Timothy: They are? Janey: Mm-hmm. Timothy: Jesus, these men are flawless. I need to follow every single one of them immediately.
Brick: While Roland and Lilith are gone, I can sub in as leader. I've done it before. Tina: You did, and our boat almost sank while docked. I'll be the leader. Gaige: You're thirteen Tina, this is serious. I'll do it, I'm eighteen. Axton: Roland who do you think should be leader? Axton: ... Axton: Oh right, Roland's not here. Where's my brain? Mordecai: Can you just be leader, Salvador? You're the oldest and the scariest. Salvador: I appreciate the compliment, but I don't want people depending on me.
August: Mom am I adopted? Vallory: Why would I pick you?
Vault Hunter Livestream
Salvador: I think we're ready as long as Krieg doesn't laugh. [Krieg giggles] Gaige: It's so easy. Axton: You were leaning in to be nice, I was getting lost in my hair. Gaige: We have ANOTHER guest member of the Raiders tonight and it's Axton's new hair! [glorious cut to Axton] Gaige: Maya also got a haircut! [glorious cut to Maya] Salvador: I shaved! Krieg: You DID?! Salvador: [looks down then back up] Krieg: [hysterical laughter] Gaige: The reason why I look like greasy fuck again is because it's for a video. Maya: That's your classic excuse. It's always for a bit. Gaige: It IS for a video! I promise! Axton and Maya: [mockingly] "I swear!" Krieg: [still laughing] Gaige: Krieg is struggling. Salvador: That’s between Krieg and me. Zer0: No, I watched it. I watched the whole thing go down.
Timothy: My only solace is that there was no way to know I was working for villains. Handsome Jack, reading his texts: Huzzah! The chemicals we dumped by the preschool exploded, just as I loudly hoped for.
Mordecai: As a man, I’m glad that the majority of gift suggestions cater to my alcoholism and love of smoking meats.
Hammerlock: I'm in an academic romance with the threshers. They are my passion. [alarm sounds and the fence surrounding them is broken by a thresher] Hmmerlock: The fence! Oh, no! Those monsters are going to fucking kill us all! Roland: What? I thought you loved them. Hammerlock: Only when the fence is up!
Axton: When are bears most active? [later] Axton: So Googling "bear calendar" gave me amazing calendars full of grizzly hairy men. I'm buying those too but it didn't answer my question.
Gaige: Axton is nodding along as Maya reads books to him, trying desperately to remember if “mahogany” is the one where you only date one person at a time or the one where you don’t respect women.
Sasha: I get so irritated when siblings start forcing their ugly partners on us. Like, I actually never said I was okay with that just because you are!
Moze: I didn't know you were a party person. Wainwright: I'm not, really. But parties with Alistair are different. Moze: How so? Wainwright: Y'know how ya just wanna go and stand in a corner sometimes? Moze: Yeah. Wainwright: Alistair's my corner. Moze: Awwww. Wainwright: Haha! Shut up.
Axton: The first time I heard "big naturals," I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon, or the Great Barrier Reef.
Rhys: The hotel buffet has "breakfast wine". Just when I was wondering what depraved person drinks sparkling wine at breakfast Yvette came back with a glass.
Rhys: [woozy] Did you put drugs in my coffee?
Jack: Sorry about that, it was xanax-ident!
[laugh track erupts]
Rhys: [over laugh track] What did you put in here, man?!