The Eldest

Semi-Selective Osomatsu Written by Snake

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I made another oc blog and I’m never doing it again

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Okay so, if fem!Oso is basically "LOOK AT MY TITS!" imagine Karamatsu screaming and always trying to cover her up like "No, no, no!"

I think Choromatsu would be the one doing that while Karamatsu would try to reason with her- neither would be that successful, in all honesty since she’s more of a shit than male Oso. You also forgot to go on anon, Thad.

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Confused Starters

"Is it suppose to look like that?"

"What are you doing?"

"Is that legal?"

"I'm not sure where we are."

"Why is this not working?"

"Who was that?"

"I have no idea what's going on."

"Why do you vex me so?"

"Can you not?"

"I'm not sure if I like this or not."

"I'm not sure what I want."

"Should we be doing this?"

"I don't understand what I did wrong."

"Why do they seem to be so upset?"

"What am I doing wrong?"

"What can I do to help?"

"What is that?"

"Should it be doing that?"

"I don't think that's normal."

"What is going on here?"

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Snake mom/Karamatsu- Snaramatsu

i can’t believe I laughed at this…

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Me: I feel rlly sad for some reason

Me: *plays sad songs and decides on angst all day but lmao suddenly feels gr8*

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Osomatsu felt himself about to tear up, the smell of beer was rich in the air since- he’d been drinking, not enough to get him anything more than tipsy but enough to make him a little bit less than miserable. Osomatsu lightly placed his hand over Hannah’s with a look of silent sadness, as if he wanted to say something else- but he couldn’t quite figure out how.

“It’s...nothing.” He spoke, with a ressuring but very fake smile. Words of others somehow got under his skin and weren’t going away for a while but why the hell should he worry her with his problems, right? The only issues Hannah had to deal with were kisses and her lips eventually hurting from so much kissing. He’d make sure of that.

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tfw when you make your personal ironically k-pop themed and one of your friends sends you smut of the guy you fake thirst for...

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@puellaigni is perfect

“You know, it’s not hard to believe that you are a legitamite angel...It’s just way too h a r d to grasp why you’re t a l k i n g to me considering who you are.” Hannah, was in fact, way too perfect to ever be someone to even consider speaking to Osomatsu- in his eyes at least. He just rarely admitted to these emotions.

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She’s way too cute...holy shit. He’s actually a little taken aback by how adorable she is. Osomatsu however, smiles at her and nods slightly, though that was mostly to shake the shock of how cute this girl was out of his system though that was fairly difficult.

“Tokyo, Japan.”

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Skype drop:

Hellamellon

and since someone asked for my personal blog a looong time ago: @trashytaehyung (it’s ironic as fuck)

Snake mom is late af with this shit.

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“Are you suggesting I did something to it? Why, I would never...” He’s lying through his teeth- it’s way too obvious for anyone’s liking. It’s quite sad really. His voice even cracked.

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Cute girl

Todoko felt like this was the type of guy that would melt for her ‘charms’, so maybe she could take him along anyways…? She put on a happy face and a pleasant tone. “Oh, sorry~ You look like my sister from behind~” the girl hummed, a happy little laugh leaving her. “Though, you seem like you’d make better company than her anyways~” good, flatter him.

Oh wow, he’s putty in her hands and she hasn’t really done much. What a virgin. Osomatsu smiled at Todoko, evedently pleased with this outcome. “That’s totally fine, after all, it should be more fun with the two of us, right?” He had won big in pachinko too, and narrowly avoided comfrontation with his brothers. He was such a sucker. ““I’ll buy.”

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I found your k-pop playlist

SHIT

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@shugctenshi seems to be lost

“Ya lost there, cutie?” He asks, seeing the girl looking around nervously. Hell, he’s a guy who’s oblivious as hell- he doesn’t know he’s the sort of guy you should be nervous about, being as perverted as he was but he got nervous over hugs and blushed up a storm at flirting so he wasn’t the worst case scenario. He is actually willing to help her, but he might make a comment or two along the way.

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@tottieroll seems to think that you’ve done something, you haven’t?

“Totty, I’ve been out playing pachinko all night. I didn’t break your phone- weren’t you getting a new one?” He’s lying through his teeth- he was holding it hostage in hopes of making Todomatsu lend him money. However, he neglected to keep it safe when talking to Jyushimatsu and now the phone is practically dust. Shit.If it was anyone else, he'd be honest but Todomatsu...Todomatsu is a M O N S T E R.

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@bxbblegumbitxh seems to think you’re a girl.

“You know- normally, I’m not against pretty girls speaking to me but I think you’ve got the wrong guy- I’m Osomatsu. Not Osoko.” Not that he minded but he actually has a suspicion that Osoko is indeed a girl, not only by the name but the fact that this very pretty girl asked him to go dress shopping with her. Not that he would mind if there was a chance to see something that showed skin- or if it could count as a date. What a fuckboy.

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Like for a starter since I’m back for now!