matty b

dude this is all memes, don't hold your breath for anything of value showing up here

[sosuperawesome]

Chris Austin Art on Instagram

[micaxiii]

My take on modern Tintin?

him actually acknowledging that he works for a paper amuses me for some reason

[micaxiii]

I AM LOOSING MY MIND OVER THESE TAGS! THANK YOU @plasticobrian​

[bogleech]

If we do have a future surrounded by androids indistinguishable from normal humans you know it’s never going to be as glamorous as we’ve always expected it to be. Yeah some of them are going to probably be awesome but as SOON that technology is accessible to just any rich enough idiot you’re going to be minding your own business at the park when a sexy android is gonna walk up and pretend to flirt with you about this Incredible Insurance Plan it “heard about” from somewhere.

[garrettauthor]

How to trick a monkey.

[monkeysky]

ultimate legend posts

[omegaverse]

I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

[omegaverse]

[pineapple--cove]

6 AM vs. 11 AM

[newathens]

baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine

[newathens]

[pokemon-memes]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[ratfuck]

the 3 stooges but its hyperviolent

[ratfuck]

Curly: hey moe! (cracks a baseball bat against moe's head and he falls on the floor twitching and bleeding) Whooopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop!!!

[ratfuck]

Larry: Why I oughtta!!! (gouges out Curley's eyes like that scene in blade runner)

[ratfuck]

Moe: Youuu knucklehead!!! (shoots Larry point blank in the chest with a shotgun)

[aflo]

this would do numbers on Newgrounds

[bisexualgambit]

[the-turts]

[weirdmageddon]

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

[theblehthatbloos]

[carnelianfoxx]

[theblehthatbloos]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[lolt64]

theres a hourse in the dirve through

[apricops]

The worst part about writing fantasy is being keenly aware that you’re writing fantasy, which means that you always have to straddle a thin three-way line between anachronism, cliche, and clunk.

Take money, for example. You can’t just have people in a fictional fantasy world walk around using Euros. You consider something generic, like ‘silver coins,’ but before you know it your world starts sounding like a shitty ren faire.

So you think about the world you’ve built and its needs and its history to come up with some unique and relevant terms. But if your terms are too unique and relevant you wind up writing “yarr, you’ll be ransomed for a hundred Trade League Silver Gyrblonks” and realize your worldbuilding is now getting in the way of basic readability.

[shieldfoss]

“They’re using golden valley coins!”

…didst thou mean dollars?

“Nevermind. They’re using some basic silver coin and then enough gold to be worth ten silver coins is called a ten-piece”

…Si, si, el Peso!

Trying over, they’re minted by the king so they’re called crown coins, or, these days, abbreviated, they’re just Crowns

Naturligvis, vi skifter Daler ud med Kroner!

—

The Lesson Of The Day is that all the names are already claimed by IRL, and all the almost-good-names that you could invent to get around that were used by some SFF author in the seventies e.g. I bet you can’t do Suns and Moons for your gold/silver coins, I bet some author did that already.

[garmbreak1]

My fantasy nation uses solid gold coins marked by the dental impressions of the reigning king, as a sign of their purity and authenticity.

They’re called Bitcoins.

[brazenautomaton]

oh you can go the fuck to jail that’s what you can do, where you’ll be shackled to a chain gang hitting the blockchain with a pickaxe

[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[hersheycountdown]