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Cosimo Galluzzi

Andulka
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
art blog(derogatory)
todays bird
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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sheepfilms
Stranger Things
dirt enthusiast

Kiana Khansmith
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸

oozey mess
hello vonnie

izzy's playlists!
One Nice Bug Per Day
RMH

@theartofmadeline
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Chris Austin Art on Instagram
My take on modern Tintin?
him actually acknowledging that he works for a paper amuses me for some reason
I AM LOOSING MY MIND OVER THESE TAGS! THANK YOU @plasticobrianâ
If we do have a future surrounded by androids indistinguishable from normal humans you know itâs never going to be as glamorous as weâve always expected it to be. Yeah some of them are going to probably be awesome but as SOON that technology is accessible to just any rich enough idiot youâre going to be minding your own business at the park when a sexy android is gonna walk up and pretend to flirt with you about this Incredible Insurance Plan it âheard aboutâ from somewhere.
How to trick a monkey.
ultimate legend posts
I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins
6 AM vs. 11 AM
baby iâve got half finished wips you couldnât even imagine
the 3 stooges but its hyperviolent
Curly: hey moe! (cracks a baseball bat against moe's head and he falls on the floor twitching and bleeding) Whooopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop!!!
Larry: Why I oughtta!!! (gouges out Curley's eyes like that scene in blade runner)
Moe: Youuu knucklehead!!! (shoots Larry point blank in the chest with a shotgun)
this would do numbers on Newgrounds
those is mcdonalds jeans?
Fun fact: those McDonaldâs jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. Iâve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonaldâs not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldnât get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. Theyâre slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, theyâre always kind of high water at the bottom, and theyâre the perfect light jean color. Theyâre not stiff, theyâre not that stretchy, theyâre the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt thatâs either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up
theres a hourse in the dirve through
The worst part about writing fantasy is being keenly aware that youâre writing fantasy, which means that you always have to straddle a thin three-way line between anachronism, cliche, and clunk.
Take money, for example. You canât just have people in a fictional fantasy world walk around using Euros. You consider something generic, like âsilver coins,â but before you know it your world starts sounding like a shitty ren faire.
So you think about the world youâve built and its needs and its history to come up with some unique and relevant terms. But if your terms are too unique and relevant you wind up writing âyarr, youâll be ransomed for a hundred Trade League Silver Gyrblonksâ and realize your worldbuilding is now getting in the way of basic readability.
âTheyâre using golden valley coins!â
âŚdidst thou mean dollars?
âNevermind. Theyâre using some basic silver coin and then enough gold to be worth ten silver coins is called a ten-pieceâ
âŚSi, si, el Peso!
Trying over, theyâre minted by the king so theyâre called crown coins, or, these days, abbreviated, theyâre just Crowns
Naturligvis, vi skifter Daler ud med Kroner!
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The Lesson Of The Day is that all the names are already claimed by IRL, and all the almost-good-names that you could invent to get around that were used by some SFF author in the seventies e.g. I bet you canât do Suns and Moons for your gold/silver coins, I bet some author did that already.
My fantasy nation uses solid gold coins marked by the dental impressions of the reigning king, as a sign of their purity and authenticity.
Theyâre called Bitcoins.
oh you can go the fuck to jail thatâs what you can do, where youâll be shackled to a chain gang hitting the blockchain with a pickaxe
Hey, itâs Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Letâs see what it says
Itâs from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021.Â
Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running.Â