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statues that move when you’re not looking at them

This game is pretty much Weeping Angel simulator but its terrifying.

This is literally the worst game I’ve ever played.

THE PODCAST IS BACK

hello there. I figure this is the best way to reach some of you. I don’t use tumblr that much anymore due to the overwhelming amount of content I can’t identify with as hard as I try, but hello i am here. Ive been busy trying to piece some things back together the last month or so and working hard on getting my twitch channel up and running. Its fucking rough trying to get things going. Anyway im here to tell you that “this again” is back. Every episode is live on itunes and soundcloud for your listening pleasure. since bringing it back my daily listens have jumped to 720 a day (If this number is at all accurate) which is pretty awesome considering. anyway please continue to enjoy the cast and I will work hard to continue to bring it to you weekly https://soundcloud.com/mattg124 If you feel so inclined you are welcome to check out the patreon for the podcast where you can get the newest episodes before they hit soundcloud/itunes for only a dollar and every penny goes to my wallet.. after I pay soundcloud for their awful hosting service. http://www.patreon.com/mattg124 ANYWAY THANKS!!!

Wonderful documentary about a wonderful man. One of my favourite people I know!

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oh by the way last week we hit 150 viewers on the live stream.. so heres the pink hair i owe you!

doing my best impression of a cartoon worm

THE CHALLENGE STILL STANDS!

last week i made a promise that if we got 150 viewers on twitch live stream I would dye my hair pink! Fortunately we only got about 70 viewers. BUT when the day comes THE TOP OF MY HEAD WILL BE PINK! if you want to contribute to the cause OR just want to watch my play video games (no schedule yet but almost daily in the afternoon EST) you can follow me over on. http://www.twitch.tv/mattgformayor

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Sorry im running late to my live show.. please enjoy the set that I just did before the show. im sure i should mark this with some trigger warnings but I imagine if you’re seeing this you know I make darker jokes and would have a laugh with me.. but if not.. hey.. i joke about some crass stuff, as you do when you like people to laugh with you so please be warned I guess.

finally feeling out of that year old funk and ready to continue on.

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Some back story you probably want to know, About four years ago I thought it would be funny to make my middle name “butt soup” on facebook.. and facebook thought it would be funny if that was my permanent middle name. So now its stuck like that and that is what all the other comedians refer to me as..

whats up with me

hey guys.. im going to come right out and say it.. I hate my job. It was fun at first but it has become a draining thing that I just kind of have to do and get it over with. I have a hard time submitting to authority because I would rather do things on my own for my self. So.. heres the plan.. I am going to be in your face until I can afford to quit. I feel like ive lost sight of what my main channel was all about, Doing things I found funny and not trying to pump out something three times a week in the hopes someone will watch it. So, you’re going to notice a decrease in videos on my main channel and an increase in videos on my second channel. Why? .. When I was in highschool I discovered the game halo 2 and fell instantly in love with FPS online mulitplayer games. I played that game EVERYDAY and every moment I got a chance. It opened the doors up to gaming for me. When I was four or five my grandmother bought me a sega which I still own and love playing, Gunstar heros, mortal kombat and even the lion king game. After years of playing that my mom bought me a gameboy colour and a nintendo 64 (typical child hood gaming story) I have to say my favourite games for the N64 were james bond as they had the local multiplayer with bots. (i was a kid who wasn’t allowed to have any friends over ever so the bots on james bond kept me company). Anyway I had to set gaming a side when I moved out to focus on college (HA) and making videos. Recently I downloaded steam and I have fallen in love again with gaming. So ive been having a ton of fun playing games over on my second channel with my friends and some of the subscribers who join my games. I want to keep doing that as its fun and easier for me to do while still having fun. Im working on doing a video EVERYDAY although its kind of hard im working at it. Soon hoping to have a video a day for the rest of time till i can’t do it anymore. The other part of this I really enjoy is doing live streams where I play games with you guys. Twitch is a wonderful site. Its been my favourite to live stream on so far. It is fairly simple, not too whorish in the way where you have to beg people to give you a thumbs up or give you tips or what ever. (yeah theres a donation button but its completely optional). As for my main channel, I want to actually put more work into the videos I upload there. I need to raise my own bar and stop settling for something I rushed to put out. If you’re wondering why I don’t do videos where I stand in front of my black screen and try and tell jokes, that would be because I have been doing stand up comedy and focusing most of my “joke writing” on that and it feels like its working a lot better for me. Im trying to not spread my self so thin and really enjoy creating videos again. So, prepare yourself for some skits that I feel are real quality videos. So I guess heres the deal.. As long as you guys keep giving me your support im going to keep pumping my self out there for you. Is that a deal? The less I need the job the more I can be there for you guys making videos and live streaming. Anyway.. thanks for listening! you guys are awesome.

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Another open letter to Mattg 124

@mattgformayor @mattg124 Well, it’s that time again. The internet is a terrible place. I saw your letter regarding the Onision drama that just recently unfolded. I felt really pissed off for you after reading it and then I watched the video where Onision dragged you. After that I watched your original video he took it from and, I just thought that it was just so sad that he’s run out of people to talk shit about on the internet and systematically eliminated any friends he might have on youtube left, that he’d really have to stoop so low as to take your clip out of context and act like you’re a joke when you’re one of the best youtubers I’ve seen out there, and anyone who as actually seen your videos, knows you like to joke around but you’re very intelligent. Onision is incredibly fake and obviously you know that, but to the others who may see this letter let’s just take a moment to emphasize this. You appeared in a couple collab videos together and he acted like everything was fine. Then he turns around and attacks you over whatever lame story he scraped together. This pattern is repeated with a bunch of other youtubers. Not only is he fake but hypocritical. He made a video mocking “emo’s of youtube” but he says you’re not presentable for dressing and acting like a grown adult? That’s incredibly inconsistent. Type in “Emo youtubers” and I’m sure you could easy find an emo youtuber that is still highly popular, but instead he chose to mock who you used to be and try to attack you over some petty problem he had with you that he was too childish to directly confront you about. Somehow, Onision has gained a reputation for being an honest youtuber, because he is blunt and rude but he’s not honest, just a bully. I used to like Onision and watch his videos, admittedly some seemed kinda funny but at what cost? He can’t even come up with enough original content so he creates a channel specifically for bashing other people. Not to mention he has a real narcissist vibe about him and is highly egotistical. I guess he’ll never really run out of content though because if he dislikes anyone he can find something to mock because he doesn’t like other people. Onision likes Onision and seems to only care about himself. Enough of ranting about the obvious, Matt, I have been watching your videos since the beginning and have enjoyed watching you grow as a youtuber and seeing your style develop. One of the things I don’t like about youtube is that there is a certain type of person youtube creates. Youtube is a breeding ground for fame hungry people that will conform and do anything trending on the internet because that’s popular content. While you have a large following, I feel like that’s something you earned and I can’t say that about a lot of youtubers. I really get an impersonal vibe from most youtubers, almost like they’re playing a character or persona of themselves with very little depth. I know that people have been harrassing you forever to make more DareMattg videos and are still doing it even now. You said “no, fuck that. I know it makes the fans happy but I need to take care of myself because this is killing me.” I really respect you for that and it really made me feel like you’re not some youtube clone you’re a real person. I haven’t seen it since it was posted but that 30+ minute long video you made talking about it still resonates with me because there’s a sea of people out there with high expectations and it’s hard to feel like you’re gonna disappoint them but you didn’t. You came up with more ideas that were entertaining to watch It still makes me happy to watch one of your videos and they still make me laugh after 8 years. Another thing I respect about you is that you don’t act like you’re perfect or have a glamorous life. You’re just Matt. Your jokes aren’t racist, sexist homophobic, transphobic, ect either which seems to be a common trend with internet comedians so shout out to you for not doing that bullshit. Matt, you are an incredible youtuber and in general seem like a really cool person. I just want to remind you of that. Onision is an asshat that doesn’t know what he’s talking about. I hope all your fans are giving you the love and support you deserve right now. I love you, Matt! -Alex

PS: TO ANYONE SEEING THIS OTHER THAN MATT, HE’S NEVER MAKING DARE MATTG EVER AGAIN BECAUSE IT MADE HIM FEEL AWFUL. ALSO LEAVE HIM ALONE AND STOP ASKING ABOUT LEDA THAT WAS FOREVER AGO. PLEASE AND THANK YOU

this was going to be something else..

I thought that being 26 years old that I had moved on from highschool teen drama.. tonight I was proven wrong. this whole post was going to be something else but since some things were JUST brought to my attention im going to go a head and address this on the off chance someone reads this and cares whats on my mind. So, Onision.. you know him I don’t have to tell you whats wrong with him. Out of no where made a video calling me A) unpresentable (because im no longer dressing and acting like im 16) B) was leading a sad existence and C) not funny and unwatchable As someone who used to look up to onision and watch his videos im not surprised he has nothing better to do than call out people who do nothing but ignore him. I had to have someone link me to this new video of his he made 2 weeks ago as I have him muted on twitter so I didn’t have to see what he was saying. I did at one point look up to onision and really enjoy the content he made but as time went on it became loud garbage where food was wasted all over, he would scream nonsense, dress up in costume and prance about his living room being different characters who had different personas and some how all seemed to be loud and obnoxious. Its a little funny that he finds me unwatchable now that im not doing the whole “loud colourful garbage” thing as it was right about the time I stopped giving a fuck about what he was up to. In the last two to three years he has made videos with me, praising me and then now hating me. I haven’t spoken to him at all since we made that video where he had me throw beans at my wall.. beans that then left a greasy stain that was there till I moved. If you’re only gimmick on youtube is screaming at photos of other youtubers who seem to be having fun when you can’t muster a real smile on your malnourished face.. maybe you should take a leave of absence from the internet and re evaluate what your doing and see that your content is worthless. So he did that, then I had another youtuber today dig super deep to find a reason to make a video mentioning me and a reason he doesn’t like me. A YOUTUBER WHO I WONT MENTION made a video submentioning (submentioning being the act of making reference to someone with out actually directly mentioning them) me and a mix up we had two years ago. I was invited to be on a panel by someone who was working at a local “comicon” that another local youtuber was running. I agreed because it seemed like at the time it was just him on it so I thought it might benefit to have more than one voice on the panel. After asking multiple people for a time and date I finally got one and it ended up being on a day where I had much bigger priorities (showing up to my own screening at a film festival in toronto that people have paid money to come see me and my videos). I explained this to him and he seemed nice about the whole thing so I didn’t think there was a problem.. apparently he has been stewing over this whole thing for years as he finally let it surface in a video about why other youtubers are hard to work with. Along side me he submentioned another youtuber that he had trouble with because they had less subscribers than him and had asked him to edit his footage before he sent it to him. (which is a standard practice as to avoid sending many gigs worth of footage over the internet). In my opinion this guy should really be honoured people wanted to bother acknowledging him as a creator and wanted to work with him at all in any form. It seems like he has had two bad experiences maybe even just one as the other situation he mentioned seemed pretty generic and just wanted something to gripe about in this collaboration video he made about why collaborating is hard. I have never had trouble collaborating with people. If theres a collaboration im working on I talk to the other half of the video and we discuss everything and make sure the situation is good for both sides and not worrying about “whats in it for me”.. you know.. like how working together to create something people will enjoy normally works. SEEMS LIKE THE PROBLEM IS YOU. anyway.. im typing this all here because i feel horrible subjecting my twitter followers to drama.. any of the above mentioned people see this.. suck it. im mad now because I had a lot of things I actually wanted to tell you.. so.. here.

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