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(Icon by salty-final-boss-vinegar) Hi I'm Amp and i use any pronouns!!

[naidje]

ATTENTION PLEASE:

Thank you, that will be all.

[rioblitzle]

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[frogmoss1]

Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA

[nibbles-the-bnuy]

Deaf? Maybe. Dumb? Certainly. Blind? Without a doubt.

[nibbles-the-bnuy]

Absolutely riveting Timelapse of nibbles doing bunny things

[nibbles-the-bnuy]

I think he forgot what rain is….

He’s fine, I let the sun dry him off before I brought him back inside. He was just confused the whole time lol

[nibbles-the-bnuy]

Absolutely legendary angle of nibbles with his strawberry top

[nibbles-the-bnuy]

Enjoying the warm summer sun! There are crimes behind those eyes believe me…

[nibbles-the-bnuy]

Oh noooooo he’s sooooooo starved for attentionnnnn whatever will we doooo

[nibbles-the-bnuy]

Oh no he’s stoopid!!! 😭

@spindle-and-nima sending love to you 💕 thank you for all you did for Milo

[nibbles-the-bnuy]

He looks like I just dumped a bucket of water on him

(I did not. I put him down normally)

[nibbles-the-bnuy]

Ough, this cute sleeping position!

He’s so round. Like a croissant or something

[nibbles-the-bnuy]

Bnuy?????

Perhaps….

[nibbles-the-bnuy]

So FRICCIN CUTE sometimes I’m gonna cry

[nibbles-the-bnuy]

Some kind of grub or perhaps a kiwi

[nibbles-the-bnuy]

Grass time, hat time, and dumb face time (ignore the crack on my camera in the last photo)