About me

I'll be writing about Mattheo Riddle because I'm thirsty

[mattheos-whore]

Who loves me!!

Matt: Alright babe I'm going to store. Do you need anything

Y/n: No im good.

Matt: Ok bye. I love you.

Y/n: Bye babe.

Matt: I love you.

Y/n: I know. bye

Matt: I love you.

Y/n: ok. bye

Matt: I LOVE YOU.

Y/n: I know

Matt: Say it back

Y/n: Love you

Matt: NO WOMEN SAY "I LOVE YOU"

Y/n: Damn. I love you.

Matt: I love you too. bye

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Matt: "Hey love..."

Y/n: "Yes" Looks but from book

Matt: "I have to tell something but you can't be upset"

Y/n: "...ok?"

Matt: "I eat the last of your cookies"

Y/n: "oh thank merlin I thought you broke my vase"

Matt: "now that you're calm....I broke your vase"

Y/n: "MATTHEO"

Draco: "hope you liked your life"

Matt: "Are you not going to help"

Draco: "Nope I like my life"

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Pool day

(warning this one does talk about periods but not explicit but if it still makes you uncomfortable don't read)

Y/n: Hey babe we cant go to the pool

Mattheo: Why not

Y/n: I got my period and I only have pads

Mattheo: Hold on I'll be back

Y/n: ok?

~15 minutes later~

Mattheo: I don't know what size tampons you use so I got all of them

Y/n: aw I love you baby

Mattheo: I love you too now get dressed I want to go swimming

Y/n: ok ok I'll get ready

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Notes

Mattheo: Here

Y/N: What is this

Mattheo: A note

Y/N: ok (starts to open the note)

Mattheo: open it later by yourself

Y/N: ok baby

~Later~

Y/N: MATTHEO

Mattheo: Yes my love

Y/N: I love you

Mattheo: I love you too

Y/N: I loved the note too

Mattheo: you're welcome my love

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Boys night

Y/n: Hey mattheo

Mattheo: Yes my love

Y/n: Why aren't you with the boys tonight

Matheo: Because I want to be with you

Y/n: Yeah but you love to spend Sunday with the boys

Mattheo: Fine I'll leave

He goes to get up but you pull him back down

Y/n: No

Matthoe: That's what I thought

Y/n:I love you

Mattheo: And I love you

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Sick

Mattheo: Give me a kiss

Y/n: Matt you can't kiss me I'm sick love.

Mattheo: I don't care I want a kiss.

Y/n: fine

A week later

Y/n: What's wrong my love

Mattheo: I'm sick

Y/n: See I told you were going to get sick

Mattheo: Whatever can you please just get me some tea

Y/n: yes my love

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Thighs

Y/n: "What are you doing?"

Mattheo: "laying down"

Y/n: "You're laying down on my thighs"

Mattheo: "They're soft"

Y/n: "so they're not pillows"

Mattheo: "they are to me"

Y/n: "I hate you"

Draco: "So do I

Y/n: "SHUT UP DRACO"

Draco: "NO"

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Chicken nuggets

Mattheo: What do you want to eat?

Y/n: I don't know you pick

Mattheo: Don't do this

Y/n: Do what?

Mattheo: Every time I ask what you want to eat you always say I don't know and every time I suggest something you say you don't want what I suggest so what do you want to eat women

Y/n:.....

Y/n: chicken nuggets.....

Mattheo: ok then we are getting chicken nuggets

Y/n: thank you

Mattheo: Anything for you

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Cuddles

Mattheo: Can you cuddle me

y/n: Matt I'm busy

Mattheo: So I'm more important

y/n: I can't I'm working on this eassy

Mattheo: So that's more important then me

y/n: never said that

Mattheo: So cuddle me baby

y/n: Fine but only for a little while

Mattheo: YES.....I mean cool

y/n: you are too cute

Draco from across the room: YOU GUYS ARE GROSS WHY AM I STILL FRIENDS WITH YOU

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I'm sorry

Mattheo: Babe do you have plans tonight?

Y/n: No, why?

Mattheo: I wanna take you on a date

Y/n: Aw thats sweet. wait what did you do?

Mattheo: Nothing...

Y/n: Mattheo what did you do?

Mattheo: I ripped your new shirt...

Y/n: WHAT!

Mattheo: I'm sorry... I'll get you a new one

Y/n: And it better be on that date Riddle

Mattheo: Yes ma'am

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Date Night

Y/n: Do you want to go on a date tonight

Mattheo: Um Yes i would never say no to a date

Y/n: Wait isn't it guys night tonight tho

Mattheo: The guys can wait I love you more

Y/n: aww thats so sweet love

Draco: YOU GUYS ARE GROSS