makes me a dumb human

Matthew Craig 21. Hemera. Music. Pizza. Superheroes. Hats. Sandwiches.

[avcryshields]

Yes. I’m planning to cut your air circulation by giving you a power hug but my hands are full.

[matthewcraig]

I'm not ready to die so stay over there.

[avcryshields]

After she went out of the art supplies store, Avery slowed down her pace and squinted at the person with a familiar face, hoping that it was really the person she knew back then.

[matthewcraig]

Avery? You're not here to kill me, right?

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adriannareier replied to your post

Straw you can’t leave! Because in a couple of years there will be a after-Olympus RP and we need Charlie so there can be cute Parlie babies running around! And most important of all, you can’t leave because you’re my Straw.

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[matthewcraig]

cameronthorn replied to your post: did i kill raquel and attempt to revive olympus...

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[cameronthorn]

Sure, whatever. I’m going to be right.  Some can be really bad. So bad that you might end up in the hospital.

[matthewcraig]

We'll see in thirty years, won't we? What? I think that's a bit extreme.

[matthewcraig]

did i kill raquel and attempt to revive olympus all in the same day

[cameronthorn]

You call it negativism, I call it realism. We’ll see who’s right in thirty years.  And some types of candy are bad for you especially in large amounts.

[matthewcraig]

I'll be sure to call you up in thirty years so we can see. Yeah...I think that's what I just said. Right? Some aren't too bad though. Like, I think I'll be okay.

[cameronthorn]

In your late fifties and married you’ll either have an aneurysm or a beer belly—you’ll probably have both.  There are different types of candy and I can assure you it can be really bad for you.

[matthewcraig]

Ouch. I have a much more positive outlook on my future. I think only some are bad for you. And only in large amounts. Otherwise it's fine, I think.

[cameronthorn]

Maybe you’ll get a candy belly, like a beer belly but caused by candy. That will reduce your chances of getting laid. But I guess that will also reduce your chances of knocking someone up.  You get confused very easily, don’t you? Too much candy is bad for you.

[matthewcraig]

I know I'm kinda lazy but I think I move around enough to burn off a couple chocolate bars. Besides, I haven't gotten a candy belly yet so I like to think I'm safe until I'm already in my late fifties and married. Candy's not that bad for you. Especially compared to other things.

[cameronthorn]

Not really.  It’s like even during normal sex. Condom breaks and nine months later you have a child.  You think you have it all under control but then… you really have a lot to worry about.

[matthewcraig]

I don't think me eating too much candy is going to result in pregnancy. Worst case I'll get a cavity...now I'm confused.

[cameronthorn]

Girls also brush and floss after swallowing and they can still get an STD.  Maybe you do have something to worry about.

[matthewcraig]

Oh, uh. I think it might be just a bit different.

[cameronthorn]

It’s probably your dentist’s favorite time of the year too.

[matthewcraig]

I brush and floss after Halloween, I've got nothing to worry about.

[matthewcraig]

Halloween is my favorite time of the year and I think we all know why.

[matthewcraig]

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[matthewcraig]

it's kinda funny cause i'm always here