The Crunchwrap Supreme Of Lust

Had to go in through the front so she could see my fear.

[wiionme]

[segamascott]

to make it more lynchian can't you read

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

Who would win: the twelve angry men from Twelve Angry Men or the seven samurai from Seven Samurai?

max i will not entertain this fandombrained powerscaling foolishness from you. the fact that you would even ask is offensive. it's the samurai by such a wide margin that your asking beggars belief

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[amnesiaguy]

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

[redstonedust]

died and lost all my items in a cave: but don't worry. if i simply run back into the cave with zero (0) items. i will surely do better this time. this has never gone wrong for anybody.

[f4g4um]

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sunderedstar]

[laropasucia]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

The pyromancer always wins

[cowboy-garfield]

Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

[pancakeke]

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

[guerrillatech]

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

I love those "asking cosplayers at a con what their day job is" videos because it's always like

*muffled voice issuing from a huge suit of armor* im a cybersecurity specialist

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

or it's like

*woman in a bunnysuit* im a phd candidate in neuroscience

[bigscaryd]

*guy in fully operational digitigrade mechsuit* I uh bag groceries.

Yeah I built it myself from scratch.

[cryptotheism]

The Romans were for real naming their kids shit like Boy #2

[lemilianposts]

[rohirric-hunter]

I met someone at church two weeks ago who I had never spoken to before but she walked up to me and handed me a baby (FABULOUS red hair on that child), and said, "Have you met my youngest, Septus?"

And at first my only reaction was, "That's an odd name," so I asked, "Oh, why did you call him that?"

And she said to me, "Oh, he's my seventh."

And while I was pondering this information and its implications, dear reader, she did indeed turn away, look a nearby young woman dead in the eye, and say, "Prima, have you seen Trinity?"

[rohirric-hunter]

Big news: the week before last I met Prima, Trinity, and Setpus's brother Quintus

[rohirric-hunter]

Recently had a run in with Hectare. She's very cute. Very bad at staying quiet during church

[decadent-hag]

Where that New England Gothic post

[missroserose]

Dunkin to the left of me

Dunkin to the right

Here I am

Stuck in New England with you

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gets abducted by aliens and put in a zoo and slowly figures out how their language works and starts writing swear words on the glass when the alien children walk by

[afloweroutofstone]

I saw that picture of Joe Biden finding two coins on the ground again today. His face in it is so haunting man I have no idea what emotion he’s experiencing

Just pure rapture

[mr-ribbit]

what now, son? what are you going to do now? im here to tell you that ive taken your tokens. i have both of your tokens, boy, and you know where im going to take them? two words: skee ball. you don’t even know how powerful i am, you don’t even know the powers i possess with this two piece of silver. ancient magic, son. ancient magic- don’t mess with ancient magic, or you’ll get the horns. just an old phrase from back in scranton. jill get in the car

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I went to Aldi this morning and I found a loose cart in the parking lot that already had a quarter in it, and for a brief moment I channeled Joe Biden and his Magical Coins

[pukicho]

pushing thirty by the way

We're all aging up at the exact same rate. It matters not. A rock will outlive us both.

[wizardpepsi]

baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

[sistertaxon]

[sistertaxon]

[humming-fly]

#they named them like cats in a shelter

[lavendersalve]

[sistertaxon]

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[dogpuppy]