Be Gentle, Sister

[wvterways]

[abigailinc]

[universeofmemes]

[heavensickness]

does anybody have that cat poem, you know the one. not mary oliver's poem. the one about a cat growing up with you like brothers but him still being small whereas you've grown tall. i need a good cry

[heavensickness]

this poem is literally my last straw

[heavensickness]

Transcription of the poem for easier reading:

my cat is sad.

no one else in his family is a cat

we are all human except for him

he is excluded from most things

and no one tells him why

he just wants to play

and be loved

he looks at us with wonder

and disappointment

he says hello i am a cat what is my existence

what is that / why it and not me / please can you look at me and love me too

can i have some of your food please im sorry i dont like my food so much

do you want to play with my toys? this one is my favourite

do you like me

are we brothers

why didnt i grow up

why am i so small

can you help me be happy

where are you going

[therobotmonster]

You screamed, we listened! In response to recent ‘unpleasantness’ vis-a-vis the Hole™, new emergency stations are going up site-wide this week.

Keep an eye out for these signs, and familiarize yourself with the safety protocols in section 12-A of your employee handbook.

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Emergency Brainwash Station

[joeyclaire]

i hope he dies

[joeyclaire]

didn't say a name but he popped into your head didn't he <3

[parliamentaryinquiry]

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[doubleca5t]

now THIS is a world heritage post

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[trickstertime]

This is Margaret when she opens that email

[brothersskeleton]

[winchestersingerautorepair]

there's a lot happening right here

[pissvortex]

Which ape has the strongest concept of sin

All chimps are devout catholics but go to hell by choice

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

current mood is playing messenger between an ex-theatre kid and an ex-warrior cats kid trying to decide who would win the most important battle of our generation

[milkbishop]

i’m still right that the warrior cats would demolish the jellicles while they’re busy being sensual and singing

[destroytheart]

You’re just mad none of the warrior cats are as sexy as Macavity the Mystery Cat

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

[kingjinxii]

[coughloop]

HUH

[armandgender]

first ever person to have to come out as straight

[quinnmorgendorffer]

[marlynnofmany]

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

[sunou-kitsune]

Sponsored posts were a mistake it's allowed missionaries onto my dash

[sem-boi]

Gays just see missionary and hit reblog.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[doggosource]

[hp-up]

i'll always be proud of dugtrio for seeking therapy and dealing with his anger issues

[balaclava-trismegistus]

i wanna make food for somebody 🥺😭

[balaclava-trismegistus]

i wanna throw a hand grenade in my toilet

[pandalavalamp]

with somebody who loves me