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[tmbgareok]

[moniquill]

[killrockstar]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Guy writing professor/student porn because it's their kink, but repeatedly emphasizing that the student went to uni late and is a freshman at 37, because age gaps are problematic

[parkchanwoohoo]

Guy whose kink is murky power differentials writing about an older student with a younger professor and adding increasingly complex factors as the plot progresses until the student was actually the professor's prior supervisor and also the professor is the student's father in law

[threedollarsdotcom]

You can heap responsibility for the fate of the universe on a teenage girl

[magicalminimallow]

[dykecinema]

[3000s]

i just realized the only 2 options arent "make someone angry" or "do what they want"

[3000s]

being in love is like you learn theres other reactions people have besides angry or not angry

[3000s]

love when its safe

[wizardpotions]

Girls will scuttle around under leaf litter and prefer cool and damp environments

[wizardpotions]

Ah fuck I was thinking about woodlice again.

[wizardpotions]

hang on i think ive got it this time

Girls will have armor plating and have 14 legs

[wizardpotions]

Shit that's woodlice again.

[grimeclown]

*pulls up in my 2006 Toyota Tacoma* hey guys you know what they always say *leans on my fucking horn*

[hungwy]

Dogs are machines that turn normal toys into wet yucky toys

[wowhead]

[goofmuffin]

smuggling a bladeless knife with no handle through airport security

[boppeepudding]

[perkyshelley]

chose a hill but i won't die on it. feel free to come and be killed on my hill

[toskarin]

the nine most terrifying words in the english language: moonbeast on the loose, ice cream has gone extinct

[wirebrother]

Drawings of overhead trolley bus wires

by Martial Richoz (Swiss, b.1963)

[manicpixiedickgirl]

smoking the shit that made jay see pennies

[blooddr3g]

you want a hit off this? *hands you a spider*