May 31, 2023
me, two glasses of wine in, yelling at the Egyptian pyramid building doc on the history channel: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'HOW DID THEY MANAGE THIS'. THEY JUST DID. THEY FIGURED IT OUT. THEY STACKED STONES IN THE MOST STACKABLE SHAPE. ITS STACKABLE.
Documentary: HOW DID THEY DO THIS?
Ancient Egyptians: Maths
“How did the ancient Egyptians manage to create such magnificent structures so long ago”
Me:
Documentary: "How did they move these giant block of rock???"
Me on the couch: "There is a river right there."
Documentary: "What possible methods could they have used??"
Me: "The River. It's right there! They had boats!"
Documentary: "Archaeologists are still baffled."
Me Yelling at the TV: "THEY. HAD. BOATS!"
