I hate everybody

I REALLY hate everybody

[mauricemetsfan72]

hot woman in area

[mrstickincorporated]

[mauricemetsfan72]

ew

[mauricemetsfan72]

wjat

[caretaleandotherstuff]

Ah I love my low notes. It means I stay in my lane. :3

I mean, all I need are my moots, and never the impending doom of some popular blog's followers deciding they like me. I would be terrified

But like I'd still post because like I ain't getting offline anytime soon

[caretaleandotherstuff]

What do you mean Anti

Anti what are you doing

ANTI CALM DOWN

Anti.

ANTI YOU BROKE MY FUCKING TUMBLR

[caretaleandotherstuff]

FUCK IT'S BREACHED CONTAINMENT

@antikittysocial WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

NOW I HAVE TUMBLR USER @magitreapr ON ME

[caretaleandotherstuff]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE???

[caretaleandotherstuff]

WHY IS THERE MORE

[rhode-island-empire]

So do we need the list or not

[caretaleandotherstuff]

What the fuck

[rhode-island-empire]

Sorry not sorry for having allies

[caretaleandotherstuff]

I'm scared

[rhode-island-empire]

What DO you have to be scared of anyways, hon? I'm just your friendly neighborhood Rhode Islander, that's all!

[caretaleandotherstuff]

They tagged the gimmick blogs

[rhode-island-empire]

Well cry a river aboudit because I just found mine nutmeggah

@newhampshireofficial @texas-real @sovereign-state-of-alaska

@not-communist-usa @ohio-thestate @maryland-officially

@definitely-the-real-belgium @literally-the-first-state @official-sc @workplacefire

@new-mexico-official @florida-official @new-jersey-official

@washington-offical-2 @soviet-state-of-new-york @evil-maryland @meatierbunger @france-the-third

@officially-new-york @denmark-official @official-hongkong @official-ireland

@totally-france @france-unofficial @definitely-canada

@germany-official @genuinely-germany @india-official @yugoslavia-official

@guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand @definitely-brasil @very-real-australia

@definitely-totally-croatia @pakistan-official @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official

@non-tyrannical-usa @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official @the-official-goose-god

@the-only-ontario @arizona-official

@an-ordinary-philippines-official @not-not-turnblr @real-chicago

@official-vermont-fr @offiiciallybavaria

[car-salesman-elvis]

whoa mama i’ll give you a free car for your troubles. anyway i’m unleashing the elvii :3

[world-wide-maurice]

No Maurice spotted :(

[caretaleandotherstuff]

I don't even know who that is

[world-wide-maurice]

Find out and you'll be spared

[caretaleandotherstuff]

I severely doubt that

[shitheadmatsfin]

H.I!!!

[mauricemetsfan72]

IM KILLING ALL OF YOU

[mauricemetsfan72]

dude

[mauricemetsfan72]

we are coming for you

[iheartpeppino]

Maurice x Divorce?

OTP!

[mauricemetsfan]

DUDE

[iheartpeppino]

GET REKT OLD MAN

[mauricemetsfan]

im killing you

[iheartpeppino]

... Do you want me to kick you in the balls again?

[mauricemetsfan]

Like I still have them

[iheartpeppino]

Touch me and I'll bite you.

[mauricemetsfan]

(Poke.)

[iheartpeppino]

(My eye twitches. I bite Maurice on the flesh of his arm as hard as I can, with no intention of letting go. I even growl like a rabid dog just to mess with him.)

[mauricemetsfan]

That's real fun

[iheartpeppino]

(BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU GNAWING YOUR FLESH GNAWING YOUR FLESH GNAWING GNAWING GNAWING)

(Eventually I spit your arm out with disgust and glare at you.)

You taste like trash!

[mauricemetsfan]

I would imagine a garbage factory worker would. (He seethed, rubbing over his arm)

[iheartpeppino]

A man who works with garbage and has a garbage attitude! How fitting!

[mauricemetsfan]

Mmhm. At least my entire blog isn't about kissing someone as wretched as Peppino.

[iheartpeppino]

You're just jealous my blog is called iheartpeppino and not iheartmaurice. And FYI, buddy, Peppino isn't the only one I wanna kiss. He just happens to be the one I love most.

[mauricemetsfan]

Yeah? Who else do you want? That eh... Yellow guy? Bruno I think his name was?

[iheartpeppino]

Brulo. His name is Brulo. I like him a lot, but every time I try to approach him I chicken out.

... I have really bad social anxiety. It sucks.

[mauricemetsfan]

You seem fine harassing me.

[iheartpeppino]

Honestly? I wasn't always this unafraid of you. I actually kept my distance while observing you for a little while. To see what I was dealing with. You can be a jerk sometimes, but I'm oddly comfortable around you.

... I recognize my feelings about you are hypocritical and confusing, to say the least.

[mauricemetsfan]

Am I that much of a softie now? Yeesh.

...

You were stalking me?

[iheartpeppino]

Yes. But not at first. Not intentionally.

At first, I was just seeing you a lot in passing. But then I started watching you on purpose. Your antics... as messed up as they are... are like a glorious trainwreck I can't pull my eyes away from.

You're garbage, but you're very entertaining garbage. Like an old Jerry Springer episode.

And as infuriating as you are, you're not bad to look at, either.

[mauricemetsfan]

Eugh... That other Maurice is right. I need to re-toughen up.

(He sighed)

Good to know my suffering is at least entertainment to people.

?

Ooof course. You like my twin, you must like me.

[iheartpeppino]

I do. Unfortunately. It confuses me. Sometimes I wanna kiss you, sometimes I wanna slap you. Sometimes I feel really bad that you're always suffering, but sometimes seeing you eat shit is really satisfying. Like the universe is healing itself.

I really hate how you treat Peppino, but I also understand it's probably not easy always being compared to him. It's like you're constantly in his shadow, right? You're like... if Luigi gave into his inner darkness from always being in Mario's shadow.

[mauricemetsfan]

... (He pinched the bridge of his nose)

That explains WHY I get into so many situations. "Really satisfying"... Fucking hell, what do you people WANT?! What else do I need to CHANGE?!

I've BEEN treating him nicer. I hate being compared to him, yes, but I've been IMPROVING!!! WHAT ELSE?! WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO DO?! GIVE YOU MY HEART ON A SILVER PLATTER?! WHAT!!!!

[iheartpeppino]

(I allow Maurice's words to really sink in before I respond. My face falls.)

... I'm sorry.

You were gaining and losing character development. There was so much going on with you, admittedly, it was hard to keep track of it all. I foolishly assumed that none of the lessons were sticking, because nobody was letting them stick for a while.

... I'm an asshole, Maurice. I'm sorry.

(I hastily rub my eyes. I'm fine. Just fine... not really.)

[mauricemetsfan]

It's... Fuckin', whatever. (He dragged his hand down his face, putting his hand in his pocket)

I'm used to it! Whatever! This doesn't matter anyway. Like you said!!! I'll probably just forget this, too!!! God forbid I have a BREAK for once.

(Sigh)

Sorry for. Eh. Snapping. It's irritating. You know?

[iheartpeppino]

I understand entirely... me and everyone else watching you... we must seem like monsters.

... Look, your feelings aren't whatever. Your feelings matter. They always did. Even with all the bad decisions you've made, you genuinely don't deserve to be punished to this extent.

People love to punish the wicked, but they don't want to see them change and grow into better people. They think if you're a horrible person, you're simply not capable or redeemable. They have no faith in you, and would rather see you suffer... or worse.

It's true there are wicked people who can't change, simply because they don't want to. But that doesn't mean we should be blind to the people who do want to change. Or... just assume the worst of someone out of habit. Again, I'm so sorry.

You don't deserve this cosmic torture. Nobody does...

[mauricemetsfan]

What's the evidence to prove you aren't?

(He frowned.)

They sure don't seem to matter when I have to deal with main character-level problems. News flash! I'm not the main character! Everyone just sees me as the punching bag, huh?! "That one asshole who hates Peppino"?! Great job flanderizing me, guys. Tch.

Oh, so I HAVE to be this asshole now?! God forbid I can't just... I don't know, say sorry for once?! Listen, YEAH, I do fucked up shit... A lot... But that doesn't mean you can just... I don't know, make me fight the cosmic horror of the week! Fucking...

I USED to be resistant to change, yeah. But that was several months ago!!! Nay, MORE than several! Before the first "major incident"!!! Mh...

There are OTHER Maurices to torture, you know. Go to them!!!

[mauricemetsfan72]

fuck off

[mauricemetsfan]

Let's specifically harass this one

[mauricemetsfan72]

are you still mad about my fucking 72

[iheartpeppino]

Maurice x Divorce?

OTP!

[mauricemetsfan]

DUDE

[iheartpeppino]

GET REKT OLD MAN

[mauricemetsfan]

im killing you

[iheartpeppino]

... Do you want me to kick you in the balls again?

[mauricemetsfan]

Like I still have them

[iheartpeppino]

Touch me and I'll bite you.

[mauricemetsfan]

(Poke.)

[iheartpeppino]

(My eye twitches. I bite Maurice on the flesh of his arm as hard as I can, with no intention of letting go. I even growl like a rabid dog just to mess with him.)

[mauricemetsfan]

That's real fun

[iheartpeppino]

(BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU GNAWING YOUR FLESH GNAWING YOUR FLESH GNAWING GNAWING GNAWING)

(Eventually I spit your arm out with disgust and glare at you.)

You taste like trash!

[mauricemetsfan]

I would imagine a garbage factory worker would. (He seethed, rubbing over his arm)

[iheartpeppino]

A man who works with garbage and has a garbage attitude! How fitting!

[mauricemetsfan]

Mmhm. At least my entire blog isn't about kissing someone as wretched as Peppino.

[iheartpeppino]

You're just jealous my blog is called iheartpeppino and not iheartmaurice. And FYI, buddy, Peppino isn't the only one I wanna kiss. He just happens to be the one I love most.

[mauricemetsfan]

Yeah? Who else do you want? That eh... Yellow guy? Bruno I think his name was?

[iheartpeppino]

Brulo. His name is Brulo. I like him a lot, but every time I try to approach him I chicken out.

... I have really bad social anxiety. It sucks.

[mauricemetsfan]

You seem fine harassing me.

[iheartpeppino]

Honestly? I wasn't always this unafraid of you. I actually kept my distance while observing you for a little while. To see what I was dealing with. You can be a jerk sometimes, but I'm oddly comfortable around you.

... I recognize my feelings about you are hypocritical and confusing, to say the least.

[mauricemetsfan]

Am I that much of a softie now? Yeesh.

...

You were stalking me?

[iheartpeppino]

Yes. But not at first. Not intentionally.

At first, I was just seeing you a lot in passing. But then I started watching you on purpose. Your antics... as messed up as they are... are like a glorious trainwreck I can't pull my eyes away from.

You're garbage, but you're very entertaining garbage. Like an old Jerry Springer episode.

And as infuriating as you are, you're not bad to look at, either.

[mauricemetsfan]

Eugh... That other Maurice is right. I need to re-toughen up.

(He sighed)

Good to know my suffering is at least entertainment to people.

?

Ooof course. You like my twin, you must like me.

[iheartpeppino]

I do. Unfortunately. It confuses me. Sometimes I wanna kiss you, sometimes I wanna slap you. Sometimes I feel really bad that you're always suffering, but sometimes seeing you eat shit is really satisfying. Like the universe is healing itself.

I really hate how you treat Peppino, but I also understand it's probably not easy always being compared to him. It's like you're constantly in his shadow, right? You're like... if Luigi gave into his inner darkness from always being in Mario's shadow.

[mauricemetsfan]

... (He pinched the bridge of his nose)

That explains WHY I get into so many situations. "Really satisfying"... Fucking hell, what do you people WANT?! What else do I need to CHANGE?!

I've BEEN treating him nicer. I hate being compared to him, yes, but I've been IMPROVING!!! WHAT ELSE?! WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO DO?! GIVE YOU MY HEART ON A SILVER PLATTER?! WHAT!!!!

[iheartpeppino]

(I allow Maurice's words to really sink in before I respond. My face falls.)

... I'm sorry.

You were gaining and losing character development. There was so much going on with you, admittedly, it was hard to keep track of it all. I foolishly assumed that none of the lessons were sticking, because nobody was letting them stick for a while.

... I'm an asshole, Maurice. I'm sorry.

(I hastily rub my eyes. I'm fine. Just fine... not really.)

[mauricemetsfan]

It's... Fuckin', whatever. (He dragged his hand down his face, putting his hand in his pocket)

I'm used to it! Whatever! This doesn't matter anyway. Like you said!!! I'll probably just forget this, too!!! God forbid I have a BREAK for once.

(Sigh)

Sorry for. Eh. Snapping. It's irritating. You know?

[iheartpeppino]

I understand entirely... me and everyone else watching you... we must seem like monsters.

... Look, your feelings aren't whatever. Your feelings matter. They always did. Even with all the bad decisions you've made, you genuinely don't deserve to be punished to this extent.

People love to punish the wicked, but they don't want to see them change and grow into better people. They think if you're a horrible person, you're simply not capable or redeemable. They have no faith in you, and would rather see you suffer... or worse.

It's true there are wicked people who can't change, simply because they don't want to. But that doesn't mean we should be blind to the people who do want to change. Or... just assume the worst of someone out of habit. Again, I'm so sorry.

You don't deserve this cosmic torture. Nobody does...

[mauricemetsfan]

What's the evidence to prove you aren't?

(He frowned.)

They sure don't seem to matter when I have to deal with main character-level problems. News flash! I'm not the main character! Everyone just sees me as the punching bag, huh?! "That one asshole who hates Peppino"?! Great job flanderizing me, guys. Tch.

Oh, so I HAVE to be this asshole now?! God forbid I can't just... I don't know, say sorry for once?! Listen, YEAH, I do fucked up shit... A lot... But that doesn't mean you can just... I don't know, make me fight the cosmic horror of the week! Fucking...

I USED to be resistant to change, yeah. But that was several months ago!!! Nay, MORE than several! Before the first "major incident"!!! Mh...

There are OTHER Maurices to torture, you know. Go to them!!!

[mauricemetsfan72]

fuck off

[world-wide-noise]

hey um noise. did you know there is a noice apocalypse happening right now and um well maurice is you right now.

❝Oh Damn! I missed it ❞

❝Why are y'all transferring news to me about Maurice? I couldn't careless if anything happens to him he was just an actor for the movie and that's it❞

[mauricemetsfan72]

bitch

[bruloscasino-deactivated2025091]

Happy birthday peppino

DO I LOOK LIKE PEPPINO. NO.

[mauricemetsfan]

Idk man you have your similarities

[bruloscasino-deactivated2025091]

NO WE DONT.. do we…?

[mauricemetsfan]

Balding

Fat

Has a mustache

Works in a job involving food or drink in some capacity

Anxious

[maurice-metsfan72]

you forgot the ugly part

[bruloscasino-deactivated2025091]

Why is there another one of you.

[mauricemetsfan72]

for us maurices it's quantity over quality

[thechubbycreampuff]

peppino what the fuck are you wearin -maurice

Don't ... Call me that, Moor. I told you I hate that name.

[maurice-metsfan72]

moor? what is that stupid ass name?

[thechubbycreampuff]

... Eh? Did you lose your memory too???

[maurice-metsfan72]

no?

anyway why are you in that suit

you look as stupid as that noise guy

[thechubbycreampuff]

Mm. I won't bother trying to figure this out. Basically? Noise burnt down my restaurant, I went cuckoo, now I'm a celebrity actor and this is my work outfit. Call me Pizzano, by the way.

[maurice-metsfan72]

oh so you got a real job

that's great

im proud of you pissano or whatever your name is now

why is there a guy who looks like me over there

[thechubbycreampuff]

... Thank you.

'Sup. Name's Moorkop.

...⁉️ There's two of you!?

[maurice-metsfan72]

yo name's maurice

there is many of us

[thechubbycreampuff]

How many...?

Oh hell yeah! Are there any cool ones? Other than us. Of course

[maurice-metsfan72]

uh theres

me

the big softie

the inverted colours one

uhhh

oh yeah

skinwalker

niece or something i forgot his name

and the shit one

[mauricemetsfan72]

which one am i

[maurice-metsfan72]

skinwalker

[mauricemetsfan72]

oh

[thechubbycreampuff]

peppino what the fuck are you wearin -maurice

Don't ... Call me that, Moor. I told you I hate that name.

[maurice-metsfan72]

moor? what is that stupid ass name?

[thechubbycreampuff]

... Eh? Did you lose your memory too???

[maurice-metsfan72]

no?

anyway why are you in that suit

you look as stupid as that noise guy

[thechubbycreampuff]

Mm. I won't bother trying to figure this out. Basically? Noise burnt down my restaurant, I went cuckoo, now I'm a celebrity actor and this is my work outfit. Call me Pizzano, by the way.

[maurice-metsfan72]

oh so you got a real job

that's great

im proud of you pissano or whatever your name is now

why is there a guy who looks like me over there

[thechubbycreampuff]

... Thank you.

'Sup. Name's Moorkop.

...⁉️ There's two of you!?

[maurice-metsfan72]

yo name's maurice

there is many of us

[thechubbycreampuff]

How many...?

Oh hell yeah! Are there any cool ones? Other than us. Of course

[maurice-metsfan72]

uh theres

me

the big softie

the inverted colours one

uhhh

oh yeah

skinwalker

niece or something i forgot his name

and the shit one

[mauricemetsfan72]

which one am i

[maurice-metsfan72]

eating steaks right now

shit good

[mauricemetsfan]

I WANT SOME

[maurice-metsfan72]

not sharin

[mauricemetsfan]

KKSKRRRRTTZZZSK

[maurice-metsfan72]

let me eat my raw steaks in peace dude

[mauricemetsfan]

,,,, raw?

I'M GOING TO FIGHT YOU FOR THEM I SWEAR

[maurice-metsfan72]

i have a gun

[mauricemetsfan]

AND I HAVE TEETH THAT CHEW THROUGH METAL I'LL EAT THAT TOO

[maurice-metsfan72]

ok mr skin walker

[mauricemetsfan]

Listen. I'm forced to be this way.

[maurice-metsfan72]

can you let me eat in fucking peace

[mauricemetsfan]

NO

[maurice-metsfan72]

i hate you

[mauricemetsfan]

I'm you!!!!

[maurice-metsfan72]

you dont deserve being called maurice

[mauricemetsfan]

WHY NOT, HUH?!

[maurice-metsfan72]

you are just like peppino

a big pussy

[mauricemetsfan]

... A. AM NOT.

[maurice-metsfan72]

yes you are

you are a disgrace to the maurice's

[mauricemetsfan72]

all of you are. i'm the only good maurice

[maurice-metsfan72]

im the only good one

[mauricemetsfan72]

no. i am

[maurice-metsfan72]

no im the only good maurice dipshit

[mauricemetsfan72]

jackass

[maurice-metsfan72]

asshole

[mauricemetsfan72]

bitch

[maurice-metsfan72]

eating steaks right now

shit good

[mauricemetsfan]

I WANT SOME

[maurice-metsfan72]

not sharin

[mauricemetsfan]

KKSKRRRRTTZZZSK

[maurice-metsfan72]

let me eat my raw steaks in peace dude

[mauricemetsfan]

,,,, raw?

I'M GOING TO FIGHT YOU FOR THEM I SWEAR

[maurice-metsfan72]

i have a gun

[mauricemetsfan]

AND I HAVE TEETH THAT CHEW THROUGH METAL I'LL EAT THAT TOO

[maurice-metsfan72]

ok mr skin walker

[mauricemetsfan]

Listen. I'm forced to be this way.

[maurice-metsfan72]

can you let me eat in fucking peace

[mauricemetsfan]

NO

[maurice-metsfan72]

i hate you

[mauricemetsfan]

I'm you!!!!

[maurice-metsfan72]

you dont deserve being called maurice

[mauricemetsfan]

WHY NOT, HUH?!

[maurice-metsfan72]

you are just like peppino

a big pussy

[mauricemetsfan]

... A. AM NOT.

[maurice-metsfan72]

yes you are

you are a disgrace to the maurice's

[mauricemetsfan72]

all of you are. i'm the only good maurice

[maurice-metsfan72]

im the only good one

[mauricemetsfan72]

no. i am

[maurice-metsfan72]

no im the only good maurice dipshit

[mauricemetsfan72]

jackass

[maurice-metsfan72]

eating steaks right now

shit good

[mauricemetsfan]

I WANT SOME

[maurice-metsfan72]

not sharin

[mauricemetsfan]

KKSKRRRRTTZZZSK

[maurice-metsfan72]

let me eat my raw steaks in peace dude

[mauricemetsfan]

,,,, raw?

I'M GOING TO FIGHT YOU FOR THEM I SWEAR

[maurice-metsfan72]

i have a gun

[mauricemetsfan]

AND I HAVE TEETH THAT CHEW THROUGH METAL I'LL EAT THAT TOO

[maurice-metsfan72]

ok mr skin walker

[mauricemetsfan]

Listen. I'm forced to be this way.

[maurice-metsfan72]

can you let me eat in fucking peace

[mauricemetsfan]

NO

[maurice-metsfan72]

i hate you

[mauricemetsfan]

I'm you!!!!

[maurice-metsfan72]

you dont deserve being called maurice

[mauricemetsfan]

WHY NOT, HUH?!

[maurice-metsfan72]

you are just like peppino

a big pussy

[mauricemetsfan]

... A. AM NOT.

[maurice-metsfan72]

yes you are

you are a disgrace to the maurice's

[mauricemetsfan72]

all of you are. i'm the only good maurice

[maurice-metsfan72]

im the only good one

[mauricemetsfan72]

no. i am

[maurice-metsfan72]

eating steaks right now

shit good

[mauricemetsfan]

I WANT SOME

[maurice-metsfan72]

not sharin

[mauricemetsfan]

KKSKRRRRTTZZZSK

[maurice-metsfan72]

let me eat my raw steaks in peace dude

[mauricemetsfan]

,,,, raw?

I'M GOING TO FIGHT YOU FOR THEM I SWEAR

[maurice-metsfan72]

i have a gun

[mauricemetsfan]

AND I HAVE TEETH THAT CHEW THROUGH METAL I'LL EAT THAT TOO

[maurice-metsfan72]

ok mr skin walker

[mauricemetsfan]

Listen. I'm forced to be this way.

[maurice-metsfan72]

can you let me eat in fucking peace

[mauricemetsfan]

NO

[maurice-metsfan72]

i hate you

[mauricemetsfan]

I'm you!!!!

[maurice-metsfan72]

you dont deserve being called maurice

[mauricemetsfan]

WHY NOT, HUH?!

[maurice-metsfan72]

you are just like peppino

a big pussy

[mauricemetsfan]

... A. AM NOT.

[maurice-metsfan72]

yes you are

you are a disgrace to the maurice's

[mauricemetsfan72]

all of you are. i'm the only good maurice

[mauricemetsfan72]

ts pmo