Cooler and Warmer

Lev (she/her), or Rhody for the bit, that one big scary Rhode Islander who's totally gonna annex Connecticut one day, hon Sideblog, unfortunately Jirai, Chinese American, TME

[rhode-island-empire]

Welcome to Little Rhody!

Hey hey! I'm Rhode Island, the 13th state and also the smallest. But you can call me Rhody for short! Feel free to stick around and ask me anything you want. Jeet? No? Wanna cabinet?

...Well, in that case, thanks for visiting Rhode Island! Wait, was I supposed to add anything else?

Oh yeah right I'm going to annex Connecticut and reclaim Bristol County from the Massholes!! I've gotten Seekonk and Fall River down already.

ANONS (RIP): Mysterious, Seafoam, Circuit, Trumpet, 🦋 (Butterfly Shit), 🌴 (Palm Tree), 🎶 (Music), Unsigned (possibly?), Unicon, Tiger

More in-character info under the cut

Hi that's me

important allies: Delaware, Georgia, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Indiana, New York (depending on the day), Indiana, Femboy North Carolina, Vermont, Arizona (sometimes), Mid-Maryland

favorite foods: clam cakes, pizza strips, hot wieners all the way, real chowdah (not the phony red one)

favorite drinks: Awful Awfuls, Del's Lemonade, Gansetts

I will call you hon (platonically obviously)

Fuck you I'm not cute

[flowergirlmiwa]

tumblr is rolling out a new feature, it determines which mutuals you are most likely to have a crush on and automatically sends them a message admitting it on your behalf. they are hoping this will result in at least a handful of marriages

[rhode-island-empire]

i have a hard time believing that there are people who aren't mentally ill. like what do you mean life is okay for you and you don't want to die every other day and you don't randomly split on your bff and either completely worship them and the ground they walk on or want them to suffer and die? how do you exist? what's wrong with you?

[xhenangel]

when the laughing and shows and jokes are gone im left with myself

[rhode-island-empire]

why am i venting on main. you only want me to be happy.

[rhode-island-empire]

"i'm so proud of you for making it through the day!" no the fuck you're not, you don't even know me.

[sniffanimal]

[pocket-deer-belly]

it's like, definitely still mansplaining if the man is dominating the conversation unintentionally and he would totally stop if you asked him to, actually. like, the term exists to describe a phenomenon that arises from the implicit bias that women are expected to simply be less knowledgeable about things. it doesn't matter if he's doing it on purpose or not. he does it cause he expects women to not know things or to not have any input. maybe don't fucking expect women to stand up for themselves every single time they have to have a conversation with a man because that shit happens like daily for a lot of women

[pocket-deer-belly]

genuinely, sincerely, if you are a man you need to learn to shut up when you're talking to women

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

one of the most classic antifeminist tricks is to go "well it's not fair to get mad at him for (sexist behavior) if he didn't know" which is not only yet another tired attempt to reject the political frame in favor of the personal, it's a direct tee-up to the next idea, which is "because [as established] i can't be responsible for sexist behavior if i don't know it's sexist, trying to tell me about feminist ideas is an attempt to guilt me and possibly even a form of attack." do not entertain this bullshit.

if we're only allowed to be mad at being mistreated if the mistreatment is deliberate, not structural & baked in to the normal way of things, then feminism is worthless. do not ever concede this point. we are multiple thousands of years into patriarchy and it's a worldwide antifeminist backlash out there right now; if he "didn't know" then he should've, and he better catch up quick.

[victusinveritas]

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[boycritter]

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Fish in the great lake being like

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Wait shit wrong fucking post

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[koiagain]

anxiety disorder more like Ummmm more like stupid fcuking scared disorder

[queermasculine]

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

[intricatecakes]

if u are reading this i am handing u a smol flower

[jawpeople]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[tolovaj]

THANK YOU

[dykepuffs]

Friendly unfriendly reminder that "Ovulation is like an animal being in heat and makes you stupid" has been a keystone of western misogyny pretty much since Europe worked out what periods are.

[tatzelwurming]

alcohol has no known effect on the human body

[tatzelwurming]

i thibk i should have died for a meaningless cause