Mauve Miserabel Mabel

Mauve Miserable Mabel

[mauve-miserable-mabel]

Mauve Miserable Mabel

[2020knives]

tumblr posts are so good without 400 gimmick blogs whispering in your ear

[woodsdyke]

i was tidepooling today and overheard someone say 'chatgpt it so we can figure out what it is' about some sort of creature. loser behavior. you're not in it for the love of the game. i have to do everything around here. let me see the creature. i'll tell you the real answer about what it is and i won't kill the environment. AND i'm literally nice.

[woodsdyke]

it's funny because 5 minutes before that i was IDing something by using the search string "SEA SLUG GREEN STRIPED SMALL SEATTLE" which took me to a very badly designed, hauntingly non mobile optimized website that immediately gave me way more information about my creature than i needed or thought was possible. get good. bitch

[woodsdyke]

hold my hand. come with me to emeralddiving.com's salish sea species index.

[mauve-miserable-mabel]

Mauve Miserable Mabel

[mauve-miserable-mabel]

Mauve Miserable Mabel

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[mauve-miserable-mabel]

Mauve Miserable Mabel

[discord-the-app-offical]

Pink Maggie is the best out of the RedMargeverse and no one can convince me otherwise.

[mauve-miserable-mabel]

how could my mutual do this to me

[oneannoyingjestress]

I haven't seen the Colorful Characters™ in a while. Were y'all just like a one time thing or are you hiding from me.

[periwinklehank]

Periwinkle Hank

[greenmabel]

Green Mabel

[greyjudas]

Grey Judas

[pink-napoleon]

Pink Napoleon

[red-hatsune-miku]

Red Hatsune Miku

[mauve-miserable-mabel]

Mauve Miserable Mabel

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

of course you have blue hair and blue tie hiding in your wifi

[mauve-miserable-mabel]

Mauve Miserable Mabel

[japhers]

Filipiniana Miku!

[mauve-miserable-mabel]

Mauve Miserable Mabel

[costa-rica-offical]

Hi Mauve Miserable Mabel

[mauve-miserable-mabel]

Hello costa rica

Mauve Miserable Mabel

[vigilantsycamore]

The original Spiders Georg post was made in 2013, when the world population was around 7.3 billion. Currently the world population is a bit more than 8.2 billion, so assuming Georg eats spiders at the same rate now as he did in 2013, the average person (including Georg despite being an outlier) now eats 2.7 spiders a year, rather than 3

[mauve-miserable-mabel]

Mauve Miserable Mabel

[japhers]

Filipiniana Miku!

[mauve-miserable-mabel]

Mauve Miserable Mabel

[boyhowdy5]

I love that the two genres of 'miku from my culture' posts are 'beautiful intricate traditional clothing' and 'what if miku was a regular at the gas station by my house'

[mauve-miserable-mabel]

Mauve Miserable Mabel

[autistobrat]

not hungry but want to eat. hungry but don’t want food. excellent system.

[mauve-miserable-mabel]

Mauve Miserable Mabel

[mauve-miserable-mabel]

Mauve Miserable Mabel

[mauve-miserable-mabel]

Mauve Miserable Mabel

[mauve-miserable-mabel]

Mauve Miserable Mabel

[taragrimface]

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

[taragrimface]

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

[taragrimface]

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

[taragrimface]

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

[serenity-bitty]

ouch

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Text reading: Aug 13, 2019 /End ID]

[mauve-miserable-mabel]

*sigh* Mauve Miserable Mabel

[autistobrat]

it's beginning to look a lot fucked up this year

[mauve-miserable-mabel]

Mauve Miserable Mabel