Weekly Performance Review
Holly here, normally I don't share our family stuff with the customers but the week's performance review was extremely bogus! So I'm giving everyone a sneak peak of the ongoing favoritism of all my sisters here. >:(
Mawkey Weekly Performance Review:
Completed and Reviewed by Mr. Maurice, with love.
Polly - Our tiny manager, ever the overachiever at such a young age too. After Thursday's rather unfornuate scooping incident and recent aquisition of a fresh pair of hands, she bounced back quickly in letting her much older sisters know who's boss. Why she even ran over a rather unpleasant customer's foot with an inchworm several times. A very proactive approach to customer service.
Final Grade: A
She's two years old and sits on the counter with her tiny toys! Bogus! I have to run an actual section ya know!
Molly - Our Fabulous day-to-day coordinator as well as security. Efficient and Perfect per usual but a few points knocked down to several complaints of eyes inside the cereal again. I am no stranger to watching those from peculiar places but even I cannot fully erase the horrors of finding an eyeball in your stomach afterhours.
Final Grade: A-
No complaints here, not from me at least. Molly's gonna hate that 'A-'
Jolly - Customer Relations, truly as she is the best there is at soothing the worries of our customer before getting on the little one's temper. Though I am worried about her attachments to some of the customers. I've seen several boys cleaning her station with hearts in their eyes. If it weren't for Dolly's cold and unnerving stare I would have had several more unpaid employees.
Final Grade: B+
Great so little miss songbird can literally brainwash the customers but I rank lower? Ridiculous!
Golly - My little inventory specialist and baker did well! To the regular panshore citizen, identical treats in perfect symmetry and copy to the neighboring treat would be a bit unsettling but to me it's a demostration of her gift working extremely well. All went smoothly until someone commented on the a cookie having one less chip than the others. It's safe to say that Jolly's newly aquired help came in handy when it came to cleaning Mrs. Jones off the floor.
Final Grade: B
It was just ONE chocolate chip. I've stolen an entire refrigerator but chocolate chips are where people draw the line?
Lolly - Napped through the entire shift, didn't lift a single finger, and everything still ran smoothly. 10 out of 10. The Breakroom never felt less alive or remotely awake.
Final Grade: A
OUTRAGE.
Holly - This little troublemaker decided to set off Golly by stealing a single chocolate chip from the cookie. If we didn't have our cycles this could have been morally and physically devasting to the reputation we uphold at our Mawket. As a punishment, I have sold several of her items in our bargain bin section.
Final Grade: C
He sold half my collection of mail from our neighbors!
Dolly - The Violet Thread worked extra hard, her porcelain eye extra shiny and polished than lately made the cold dead stare even more prominent in the face of any would be complaint. She truly has Lolly's silence and minimalist approach to life. Just a single stare through an entire complaint without a single utterance of any word and the customers are seemingly 'satisfied.'
Final Grade: A
No comment, don't want big sis's glass eye of doom looking at me either.













