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Weekly Performance Review

Holly here, normally I don't share our family stuff with the customers but the week's performance review was extremely bogus! So I'm giving everyone a sneak peak of the ongoing favoritism of all my sisters here. >:(

Mawkey Weekly Performance Review:

Completed and Reviewed by Mr. Maurice, with love.

Polly - Our tiny manager, ever the overachiever at such a young age too. After Thursday's rather unfornuate scooping incident and recent aquisition of a fresh pair of hands, she bounced back quickly in letting her much older sisters know who's boss. Why she even ran over a rather unpleasant customer's foot with an inchworm several times. A very proactive approach to customer service.

Final Grade: A

She's two years old and sits on the counter with her tiny toys! Bogus! I have to run an actual section ya know!

Molly - Our Fabulous day-to-day coordinator as well as security. Efficient and Perfect per usual but a few points knocked down to several complaints of eyes inside the cereal again. I am no stranger to watching those from peculiar places but even I cannot fully erase the horrors of finding an eyeball in your stomach afterhours.

Final Grade: A-

No complaints here, not from me at least. Molly's gonna hate that 'A-'

Jolly - Customer Relations, truly as she is the best there is at soothing the worries of our customer before getting on the little one's temper. Though I am worried about her attachments to some of the customers. I've seen several boys cleaning her station with hearts in their eyes. If it weren't for Dolly's cold and unnerving stare I would have had several more unpaid employees.

Final Grade: B+

Great so little miss songbird can literally brainwash the customers but I rank lower? Ridiculous!

Golly - My little inventory specialist and baker did well! To the regular panshore citizen, identical treats in perfect symmetry and copy to the neighboring treat would be a bit unsettling but to me it's a demostration of her gift working extremely well. All went smoothly until someone commented on the a cookie having one less chip than the others. It's safe to say that Jolly's newly aquired help came in handy when it came to cleaning Mrs. Jones off the floor.

Final Grade: B

It was just ONE chocolate chip. I've stolen an entire refrigerator but chocolate chips are where people draw the line?

Lolly - Napped through the entire shift, didn't lift a single finger, and everything still ran smoothly. 10 out of 10. The Breakroom never felt less alive or remotely awake.

Final Grade: A

OUTRAGE.

Holly - This little troublemaker decided to set off Golly by stealing a single chocolate chip from the cookie. If we didn't have our cycles this could have been morally and physically devasting to the reputation we uphold at our Mawket. As a punishment, I have sold several of her items in our bargain bin section.

Final Grade: C

He sold half my collection of mail from our neighbors!

Dolly - The Violet Thread worked extra hard, her porcelain eye extra shiny and polished than lately made the cold dead stare even more prominent in the face of any would be complaint. She truly has Lolly's silence and minimalist approach to life. Just a single stare through an entire complaint without a single utterance of any word and the customers are seemingly 'satisfied.'

Final Grade: A

No comment, don't want big sis's glass eye of doom looking at me either.

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Lost and Found

Mr. Maurice here again, how's every soul today?

I'm here to formally address our Lost and Found Policy at it seems a few of you are confused about how it works. So, I've gotten our head special of Lost and Found, Holly to explain.

Well, let’s put it this way, finders keepers, emotional attachments optional.

This Mawket? We put real work into it. Thread, power, sin, the occasional screaming vegetable. It’s more than a store, it’s home. And home doesn’t always mean people, it means stuff, too.

So if your little ‘precious valuables’ wandered into my hands, I’d argue they’re safer here. With me.

I don’t judge. I keep. That’s the deal.

But in the spirit of retail, I am willing to give them back at a discounted price based upon rarity and value of course.

Common Items, (Honestly lowest of the low.)

Bubblegum Candy Wrapper - Don't honestly know why I kept this. It just...called to me. Seeing a sad little wrapper on the floor makes me sad, but ot sad enough to not sell it as something valuble. Just think of the new adventures this little thing can give you!

A Pamphlet on Home Surveilance Items - I mean seriously who needs extra of this stuff? It's not like there isn't a little eyeball seeing you everywhere you go in this town of ours.

Uncommon Items, (Slightly more in value.)

Wedding Ring - Honestly wanted to keep this not because it's shiny and pretty but because Jolly of all people wanted to keep it for herself. Said it would be for her future soulmate and that the owner of the ring must be her true love. For the sanity of my twin, we are getting rid of this, for all I know this wedding ring could belong to an old guy. Yuck.

Someone's Glasses - Me and the little boss have been getting our kicks outta these. It's always fun to see the world in a blur for a bit, I mean imagine having messed up vision and needing these to actually see, ha! ....Though I suppose whoever does own these probably shouldn't be out on the road.

Rare Items, (Ones that the boss says I can't keep.)

The toupee of the Mayor - Honestly, fuming, flabberghasted, outraged even that Da- Boss, is making me sell this back. I mean do you know how valuable this is? The man won't stop talking about how 'great' and 'real' his hair is! But Boss says if I don't give it back that someone's bound to notice that the mayor's hair is missing.

Car Keys - Spent the whole morning in the parking lot trying to see where these leads for even bigger treasures but alas, could never find it. Still the prospect that I might be able to meet the owner and return their keys for an even bigger reward is still on the table.

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NO SCOOPING

This is Molly Maw, the Mawket's ever vigilant eyes and ears. Mostly the eyes.

It's come to my attention that a few of our customers have been having a slight...issue. Mr. Maurice loves those that are hands on, but when it comes to our management he prefers you'd be **hands off.*

Our dear little manager Polly is not in need of any of the following:

Assistance from self righteous citizens looking to return a lost toddler.

Grandmas pinching cheeks.

Misplaced concern.

Judgmental Parenting Critique.

While it's extremely noble that our customers take pride in being the heroes in their everyday lives at any particular moment. It's not recommended to scoop the manager. Any attempts to scoop the manager will result in the following:

Toddler sized temper tantrums

Biting

The sudden presence of one of our employees.

One very upset god.

Removal of Hands.

Eternal Dread lingering through your next cycle.

Now that that's settled, I hope you stop on by and check our newly assorted hands! Now only 6.99$ for a limited time only!

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WELCOME TO PRODUCE!

Mr. Maurice here!

Some customers have argued that our produce aisle should not function the way it does on any scale or law of reality in general, but that's the beauty of my precious Mawket. We make the rules of the supermarket break on even metaphysical levels!

Here, I'll give some updates to the how and why our prideful supermarket is the crown of Panshore! So stay tuned!

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The Mawket Tunes

Here's our store's infamously catchy playlist! All current hits and grooves approved by Mr. Maurice himself! 👁

Great Earworms for the whole family! Don't forget Mr. Maurice's personal favorite either!

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Polly

Name: Polly

Sin: Gluttony

Age: 2

Height: Very small (around 2'7")

Hair Color & Style: Dark Brown Puffs with Oranges

Eye Color: Normally Brown, but when hungry Bright Orange

Skin Tone: Warm Brown

Clothing Style:

Theme Colors: Orange, Yellow, Brown and Cream

Symbol/Icon: Oranges, Teeth, Apples, Forks

Personality:

Polly is sweet, playful, and eager to be seen as a “good girl.” She’s deeply attached to Molly and craves comfort, food, and affection in equal measure. Due to her parasite, she lives in constant tension—balancing the gnawing hunger inside with her childlike innocence. When starving, she becomes volatile, monstrous, and feral. Despite this, she’s emotionally intuitive, often noticing sadness or tension in others and trying to “fix” it with affection, food, or stickers.

Because she's still learning how to speak, Polly communicates primarily through stickers. She carries a notebook where she places colorful stickers to express how she feels or what she wants—happy faces, food images, hearts, and stars. The other sisters have learned to interpret this quiet form of communication as her own special language.

Likes:

Oranges

Clementines

Grapefruit

Apples

Stickers

Corn

Dislikes:

Starving

Being Alone

Thunderstorms

Horror Movies

Cheap Toothbrushes

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Molly's Bio

Full Name: Molly Nickname(s): Big Sister, Miss Molly, Boss Babe, The Watcher Sin: Pride Age Appearance: 20 Height: 6'1" – towering and statuesque Hair: Glossy golden blonde in a chin-length bob, immaculately styled Eyes: Golden-brown, glow when using powers Skin Tone: Olive Style: High-powered 70s glam meets office goddess — pastel power suits, loud sunglasses, printed scarves, platform heels, and statement accessories with eye motifs. Always put-together. Always in control. Theme Colors: Gold, peach, cream, orange Symbol: A flawless smile with too many eyes

Personality – The Polished Strategist Molly isn’t just the eldest sister — she’s the founder, manager, and brand ambassador of the family. She runs the house like a boutique empire and treats family drama like a hostile takeover: with grace, wit, and an iron will hidden beneath a velvet glove.

She’s not bossy—she’s motivated. Loves structure, productivity, and a good checklist. Prefers to persuade rather than punish, using charm, logic, or a subtle guilt trip. Her perfectionism isn’t about appearances—it’s about security. If things are perfect, no one gets hurt.

She loves fun, just on her terms. Game night? Absolutely. Chaos? Not on her watch.

Molly’s pride manifests in her belief that nobody can do things quite like she can, and in many ways, she’s right. But her greatest fear is being irrelevant or failing her family. She hides it under lipstick and spreadsheets.

Power & Parasite Parasite Name: The Crown Manifestation: A glowing smile fixed to her face, arms that multiply when she needs to multitask, and golden eyes that bloom like accessories. Eyes can appear throughout Panshore and wink to show she's watching.

Abilities:

Omnivision: Sees through watchmarks anywhere in town.

Hyper-efficiency: Up to six arms for peak multitasking. Sews, writes, cooks, and corrals chaos with lethal charm.

Aura of Authority: Her presence makes people instinctively listen. Sometimes frightening. Sometimes fabulous.

Relationship with Parasite: Tense but pragmatic. She doesn’t like the eerie smile—but she knows it’s part of the uniform now.

Likes: Coordinated planners & color-coded pens

Matching outfits for family events

Black coffee with three sugars

Retro sitcoms with perfect families

Bubblegum pop and soft disco

Window shopping & redoing the living room again

Dislikes:

“Messy vibes”

Losing control in public

Being underestimated

When people don’t follow the plan

Imperfect eyeliner wings