harley

[decprice-deactivated20150723]

…you’re a genius.  Have I told you that?

[ethercality]

No, but you have now. 

[decprice-deactivated20150723]

Well then…I dunno what to tell you.  Grab an apple?

[ethercality]

I think I'll just ask a nurse to order a pizza.

[max-ffs-blog]

I could think of something y’could eat.

[ethercality]

I'm sure you could, Maxwell.

[decprice-deactivated20150723]

Everyone has time for food!

[ethercality]

I'd rather it be quick.

[decprice-deactivated20150723]

Make something? There’s usually pasta laying around.

[ethercality]

I don't have the time, I'd probably burn it.

[decprice-deactivated20150723]

Kitchen would be a good place to start

[ethercality]

There's nothing to eat, nothing good anyway.

[ethercality]

I'm starving.

[ethercality]

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max: [unsent] thats how it works. u care about someone, they care about you and then you bang.

max: maybe im just trying to make you jealous so you'll come see me and stop me and we'll have another great night of cuddling and talking but maybe im thinking too much and maybe something with feelings is too good for me.

harley: i hate when you talk down on yourself. you don't have to make me jealous for me to cuddle with you, you literally just have to ask! you make things so difficult.

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max: i'm not an addict i just get off on getting people off.

max: fucks sake, go on and have a fit. i dont care.

max: you can come see me when you act your age. until then fuck off.

harley: whatever you want to call it, max. it is what it is.

harley: no one's having a fit?? if anyone, it's you. you're upset with me cos i won't have sex with you.

[ethercality]

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max: then dont find out its my birthday, make me a cake, spend a night in my fucking bed and make me feel so fucking special.

max: dont somehow manage to get me attached to you in twelve fucking hours, okay?

max: and you won't stop me, either

harley: max wtf that's because i care. imagine if i'd just not done shit, would you've been happier that way?

harley: i like you, you know that, but i don't want you to rush things. i don't want to feed your sex addiction. seems like someone else is anyway.

harley: i'm looking out for you and that makes me a bad guy, oh no my bad for caring about something other than myself for once

harley: okay, but don't bother coming by afterward, i don't want to see you.

[ethercality]

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max: youre no fun im gonna go smoke a blunt and find my nurse friend

harley: you know i do it for you

harley: when i reject you n stuff.

harley: but go ahead, i can't stop you

[ethercality]

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max: i bet u that something else is a lot bigger than me daddy (((((((((((;

harley: ..........

harley: Error 445: The person you are trying to reach is dead.

[ethercality]

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max: daaaaaaaaddy

max: d a d d y

max: daddy!

harley: stop i'm gonna beat you up

harley: just remember how tiny you are and how big i am

harley: don't test me

[decprice-deactivated20150723]

Eh, didn’t sleep well last night. 

[ethercality]

Something bothering you?

[ethercality]

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max: YOU WERE TELLING ME TO SHUT UP AND PUT MY MOUTH TO WORK

max: pls u didnt give me bday sex daddy

harley: i wanted you to eat the cake i made you !!!! got get your mind out of the gutter

harley: but i did make you cake!

harley: also... don't call me that

[decprice-deactivated20150723]

Jesus…no.  I’m more tired than I thought if I’m sprouting off shit like that.

[ethercality]

Why are you so tired? We barely do shit here.

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max: p sure "oh max" and "oh fuck" is strictly damn sexual

max: dont play dumb just come have sex with me

harley: i was v angry with you in my dream, i remember now

harley: hm i don't think that's how this works