Live Long & Prosper.

I'm Maxwell (Max) Perkins. 17 year old Senior. My life consists of wishing every day could be like comic con. I'm engaged to the beautiful Evelyn Grey. Head nerd

[max-perkins]

@maxturbate: my child is terrified of my Spock bobblehead wow rude

[max-perkins]

tomorrow i get the fantastic opportunity to pick up bratty kids from school and drop them off at home for a bunch of my drunken family I despise. Is it bad that I hate doing favors for them? If I said no then I would get in trouble and called immature, but I'm not their slave and I never even get a fucking thanks. I hate driving as it is and now I have to deal with loud and rude kids while doing so fuck y life

[savannah-o-brien-deactivated201]

I’m not the most noticeable of human beans, nor do I get out much but I have lived here for 8 years now. I suppose even in small towns there can be strangers. Likewise Max. You don’t have to worry, I pinky-promise that I am not a kidnapper, I’m much more suitable for grand theft auto. Before I moved here I lived in foster homes and plenty of babies were in and out all the time, and because of the amount of children in the houses, the older ones were made to look out for the younger ones. So yep, I have decent experience. 

[max-perkins]

Eh, people in Asheville tend to hang out within certain little circles and it makes meeting new people kind of a task all it's own.  It sounds like you know a lot more than most people, maybe even more than me. So, do you think you could take care of him tomorrow during the day? I'm willing to pay. I have no idea how much I'm supposed to pay, but is twenty five an hour good enough, or?  I'm clearly new at all of this. 

[max-perkins]

why is max so overproctive of his son omg i feel like he gives the death stare at people in super markets when they say "awh hes so cute" and max is probs like "u cant have him"

[savannah-o-brien-deactivated201]

Well, you’re speaking to the right gal. Savannah “Babysitter Extraordinaire” O’Brien at your service. I’m far from sketchy, hell I’m pretty fucking warm and fuzzy. 

[max-perkins]

Ah, don't think I've seen you around here before, but then again I don't get out much. Nice to meet you, Savannah. I'm Max. Shit, you don't look like a potential child abductor or anything. Do you have any experience with babies?

[max-perkins]

You'd think that finding someone to babysitter would be easier. Why is everyone in Asheville so sketchy?

[afinetasteinmen]

[max-perkins]

@maxturbate: SOMEONE STOLE MY SATCHEL

[max-perkins]

@Maxturbate: lol at folks complaining about fake babies lOL LOL

[quinnhfs]

Do you ever stop talking?

[max-perkins]

Sometimes.

[izzy--perkins-blog]

Well then Daniel and Lucas aren’t allowed to be friends. That’s exactly what I’m afraid of, what if he asks for a man purse one Christmas?

[max-perkins]

Wow, rude. Have you seen Daniel's big beautiful eyes? Do you really want to see him sad, sis?  Oh my God, if he wants a man purse you should let him. Freedom of expression is important. 

[max-perkins]

aye applied and got accepted in under 20 mins proud

[simon-harrison-blog]

Actually the way you say it makes it sound like it’s just a giant purse. Just like I will never ever regret buying that baby harness for when I get my godson Dan.

[max-perkins]

Yeah, that wasn't my intention. My name can get pretty confusing sometimes. The good thing about my name is the amount of nicknames that come with it. Well he's always available to you for your godson time. He may put up a bit of a fight getting into that harness, though.

[evelyn-perkins]

Oh, I definitely enjoy being mommy more. Who needs school when you have the cutest kid in the whole world, right? Aw I.. are you serious?

[max-perkins]

And  I enjoy being a daddy and husband even more than being head nerd. Of course, he's a little angel.... most of the time. I'm completely serious, Eve. It could be fun. I wouldn't want you to miss out on the experience. 

[izzy--perkins-blog]

Man - purse? Yeah, no, my son isn’t coming anywhere near Uncle Max.

[max-perkins]

Hey! Daniel doesn't mind it. Are you afraid my bad fashion sense will rub off on him?

[max-perkins]

ando do you still want the simon cousin if so can my kathryn be her

[simon-harrison-blog]

It’s not a man purse it’s a max purse. It’s a purse.

[max-perkins]

It works for me. The Max purse, I like it. I will never ever regret buying it.