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@themaximan: if i blacked out before my birthday, does that mean i’m still technically twenty nine?

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@themaximan: i have the same energy as the emo property brother and i'm man enough to admit that about myself.

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gonna be clearing all the threads i have for max. it’s been FOREVER because i suck lmao but i’ll be replying to starters w him in the near future!! just wanted to let y’all know so you’re not in the dark.

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text: 'bev'

mags: booty call, huh?

max: maaaaybe

max: real talk though, i'm going to be up for hours and company would be nice.

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text: 'bev'

mags: you're gonna be a problem for me...

max: why don't you come over n we can hash it out?

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text: 'bev'

mags: fuck.

mags: stop that. XD

max: i'm having too much fun to

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text: 'bev'

mags: oh shut up! you dont know how i feel.

max: technically i do

max: u feel nice btw

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text: 'bev'

mags: damn, you got it bad, don't you?

mags: oh i'm so making fun of you next time I see you.

max: already planning on seeing me again hm (:

max: looks like i'm not the only one.

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text: 'bev'

mags: It's true. I'm flirting with you. Is it working?

max: of course it's working.

max: you could breathe in my direction and it would work.

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text: 'bev'

mags: is that a euphemism for something? cause yes, I will update your resume alllll night long. ;)

max: you said it, not me!

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text: 'bev'

mags: Awww I'm honored! :P

mags: what every girl longs to hear! XD

max: i'll have to have you update my resume with the way ur talking me up

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text: 'bev'

mags: oh, you like me, huh? in what way? :P

max: the 'first person i'd text after taking too much adderall' type way.

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text: 'bev'

mags: jesus what have i gotten myself into?

mags: how is such a complete goober so good in bed? XD

max: if i told you i'd have to kill you

max: and i don't wanna do this because between u and me i like ya. and i can't go about killing people i like.

max: that's not good for business.

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text: 'bev'

mags: man you must be smoking some 'dank weed' as the kids say.

mags: rude for not sharing.

mags: whatcha doin? other then being a weirdo.

max: i'm just like this.

max: i mean! if you want to tap into my supply, all you gotta do's ask.

max: i forgot i already took an adderall an hour ago, so i took another and i'm seconds away from starting seventeen crafts MINIMUM all at once.

max: what're u doing lol

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text: 'bev'

mags: wait...

mags: oh fuck why are you doing this to me at this hour!?!?

mags: TIME FOR AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS! YAY

mags: its a hot dog! class of its own!

max: hm.

max: i'm not convinced.

max: it's bread, meat... other things... sandwich.

max: i've been thinking about this for three hours.

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text: 'bev'

max: random question that i could have asked google but i don't trust robots so...

max: a hotdog's a sandwich, right?