Suck it, Aqua.

Please don't touch my glasses. It'd be better for everyone, believe me. Another thing, please don't call me anything else BESIDES Maxie. I don't find nicknames to be cute or funny. I'd suggest taking note of all of this if you'd rather me not force my hand to bury you alive. [ O n l i n e / Offline / Idle ]

[maxiematsubasa]

THE WAY I HAVENT BEEN HERE IN 5 YEARS.....YOU ALL WITNESSED ME @ MY WORST

[maxiematsubasa]

Princess of The Land. ALL HAIL PRINCESS MAXIE!

I am in fact the princess of the land-S TRIKES A POSE- 

[maxiematsubasa]

"H-Hi!" A girl, A bit Young, Holding what looks to be a banana with Sunglasses, Approaches you, Smiling

The taller, red haired male shifted his glasses just barely as he looked down to the shorter other, raising a brow. He...wasn't expecting a banana with sunglasses in hand not at all. "Ah, hello...Who might you be?"

[deactivated-blog]

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FUCK ME?! NAW FUCK THAT FISH! YOU’LL BE THE BITCH OF THE SEA WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU!

Art by Beanseller 

Team Magma Leader and extras - Me

Team Aqua Leader / New Ruler of the Sea - Diepod

[mezasepkmnmaster-deactivated202]

"too much water"

[askboxmemes]

GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX

QUEEN/KING OF _____???

PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____???

EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???

[maxiematsubasa]

Hmm…You do know what this means, correct?

[foranewuniverse]

Nerd war?

[maxiematsubasa]

No I-...Yes. 

[foranewuniverse]

' ' No eyebrows no glory, am I right, Cyrus?. ' ' He said proudly, crossing his arms.

"Fuck off, nerd. Before I kick your ass."

[maxiematsubasa]

"Oh, please. I'd like to see you try." 

[mxssjacksxn-archive-blog]

IF WE'VE NEVER INTERACTED, SEND ME ONE!

"Hi, I’m ______."

"Oh fuck! Are you okay?"

"Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…"

"Need a ride?"

"How are you?"

"Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours."

"What’s your name?"

"Thank you."

"You just saved my life!"

"Move the fuck out of my way."

"Watch where you’re going!"

"Asshole."

"Would you like anything?"

"You’re gorgeous.”

"Do I know you?"

FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN!

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Send a "✬" For My Muse's reaction to Your's coming into their Bedroom Late at Night...

[maxiematsubasa]

Are you doubting me, Citrus?

[foranewuniverse]

From one nerd to another? Yes. Yes I am doubting you.

[maxiematsubasa]

Hmm...You do know what this means, correct?

[rmagpfs]

some scenes from one old impro story bc I wanted to draw sick Archie (๑◔◡◔๑)

[maxiematsubasa]

CYRUS NO THAT CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS

You see if the black hole were to close, you would no longer have the hopes of being able to appreciate either.  Seeing as your genitalia wouldn’t be in tact. Not afterwards atleast.

[foranewuniverse]

I’m going to have sex with a black hole and you can’t stop me.

[maxiematsubasa]

Are you doubting me, Citrus?

[maxiematsubasa]

Cyrus don’t have sex with the water

Archie learned his lesson.  You see, I wouldn’t have to remind you had you specified that you wanted it from a human.  {godhavemercyonmysoul}

[foranewuniverse]

Why would I want to have sex with something that wasn’t a toy or a human? I’m not obsessed with water or land like you two are.

No, I’m going to get a cosmic blowjob.

From a black hole.

[maxiematsubasa]

CYRUS NO THAT CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS You see if the black hole were to close, you would no longer have the hopes of being able to appreciate either.  Seeing as your genitalia wouldn't be in tact. Not afterwards atleast.

[foranewuniverse]

some day, some how, cyrus is going to have sex or get a blowjob. and it will be nice. because he is fucking repressed as hell.

[maxiematsubasa]

Cyrus don't have sex with the water Archie learned his lesson.  You see, I wouldn't have to remind you had you specified that you wanted it from a human.  {godhavemercyonmysoul}

[movedtoteammagma-deactivated202]

You are not a true Team Magma member until you bash the water’s surface with your very fists. You needn’t to be so afraid. Do it. Slap that hoe for the good of land.

[deservestodiiearchive-deactivat]

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