Yuri Novel

seen from Austria

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Austria

seen from Austria

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Austria
seen from Singapore
seen from China
seen from Australia

seen from Austria
seen from Germany
seen from India

seen from United States

seen from Austria
seen from Germany
seen from China

seen from Austria
seen from United States
seen from Latvia
seen from Malaysia
Yuri Novel
Prompmas Crack(ers), hold the cheese
Never underestimate a father's love for his daughter, nor his ability to bend, and break the laws of the natural world to achieve his dreams.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Massive crack in Antarctica ice shelf grows 11 miles in only 6 days
A massive crack in an Antarctic ice shelf grew by 11 miles in the past six days as one of the world's biggest icebergs ever is poised to break off.
Only eight miles remain until the crack in the Larsen C ice shelf cuts all the way across, producing an iceberg about the size of the state of Delaware.
Adrian Luckman of Project MIDAS, a British Antarctic research project that's keeping watch on the ever-growing crack, said it's the largest jump since January. The full process is known as "calving," the timing of which is "very close," he added.
Once the iceberg breaks off, it "will fundamentally change the landscape of the Antarctic Peninsula," he said.
Random drabble prompt: this party sucks.
There were two things that concerned Tabby when Brian walked through the door. First, he was still in uniform, which was unusual. Normally he showered and changed at the station before he came home. Second, he walked right in flopped on the couch like he was exhausted.
“Rough detail?” She questioned, walking over and sitting down next to him. Special weekend detail was usually directing traffic at the Dodgers game or something similarly easy. Brian loved it for that reason, and the double time pay didn’t hurt either.
“Wait.” She sniffed at him suspiciously. “Why do you smell like… is that… baby oil?” The corner of her lips turned up into a smirk. “What the hell kind of detail were you on? Greasing up wet t-shirt contest contestants?” As she looked closer at him, she could swear he had glitter in his hair.
Brian gave a long suffering sigh. “Remember last weekend when Drunk Grandma asked if we might have time to come to her party this weekend?”
“Yeah.” Tabby nodded, “But we couldn’t go because your work called.” She wasn’t upset about it though, she was used to him getting last minute assignments.
Brian turned and looked at her, like she should be putting the pieces together already.
She stared back at him. “She didn’t… did she call in and have you assigned to it?”
Brian nodded. “Me and Street.”
“Wow. Must have been a fancy party.”
Brian shook his head no.
——————–
They had shown up at the location only knowing that they were working security for a party. It sounded easy enough, and Brian even hoped they’d be fed and maybe even score a few drinks out of it. He couldn’t imagine what kind of party needed two cops working security, maybe it was some celebrity thing, that would be fun.
When they walked in to the place two things became clear - this was a run down old banquet hall, and the party was about a dozen older ladies with what looked like a potluck lunch.
Brian barely had a moment to wonder what was going on before the answer presented itself. Drunk Grandma sashayed over with an obviously drunk grin and called out, "Ladies, our entertainment is here!" Suddenly the two cops found themselves surrounded.___________________
"So the baby oil?" Tabby asked, trying valiantly to keep a semi-straight face.
"She sprayed it at us and told us to strip for them." Brian growled, sniffing experimentally at his shirt.
That reply sent Tabby into peals of laughter, which just made Brian roll his eyes. "And the glitter?" She choked out.
"She threw it over us." He sighed.
Tabby tried hard to suppress the giggles, but it was a losing battle. "Oh babe!" She chuckled, "I'm sorry her party sucked so bad."
"No you're not." He observed, matter of factly.
She shook her head in agreement. "Come on officer sexy. Lets get you in the shower."
honest opinion/interpretation: idk why, but i always imagine dipper answering summonings with a booming voice. but that wouldn't happen, because even as an all powerful demon, he would TOTALLY have a perpetually cracking voice. and now im thinking of cassie summoning him one time (still early on, before dipper really accepts it) and hearing his voice crack embarrassingly halfway through his usually frightening introduction. it takes her 20mins to stop laughing.
OH MY GOD YES
FML MY LAPTOP SCREEN IS CRACKED AND I HAVE TO WAIT TILL SUNDAY TO TAKE UT TO THE GENIUS BAR I HATEY LIFE