[maximpunity]

imp fact of the day imps do not get a surge of sensation between the hips when you say you're going to fff

fffffff

ffffffffff

you know what i mean

[sweatie-goddess]

oh come on, stop crying, if you didn't like getting hit like this you wouldn't be such a brat now would you?

oh. right, i forgot you didn't do anything this time i was just mad at a tumblr post. well anyway forget what i said you can keep crying, im gonna put it in now

[jadedpreschooler]

ahaha yes of course, thank you for the helpful correction. *may* I have a juice, you grammar-prescriptivist fucking pedant ?

[jadedpreschooler]

currently waiting in the principals office

[jadedpreschooler]

my argument that language is an emergent and continuously evolving social technology and that being as such a priori impositions on its structure are facile has not seemed to sway him

[jadedpreschooler]

thTjhe y are calling my sister

[jadedpreschooler]

shejustsighedrllyloud

[jadedpreschooler]

i think if i can just explain my point better everyone w

[jadedpreschooler]

htey made jiejie come get me and. i know she was kindof angry cuz she has a face she makes but when we were walking home she told me i was right, but sometimes thats not what matters. and i said But thats not fair and she sighed . and she said i was right and shes sorry . but i just have to learn to pick my battles. and we got ice creabm at the store i picked strawberry

[heartofthedemonking]

umm my horns are actually metallic n theyre super cool n strong ok!!

[koboldlilsis]

Feeding you titanium shavings so your horns grow big and strong

[shelter-wings]

When your parents get too loud you just have to bite the bullet and show the kid your spot on the roof, wait it out together.

[shelter-wings]

Cold as shit, sure. But there’s two of you. And the stars make a nice distraction from the noise.

[webhoards]

[rip-weed-wuppy]

rest in peace weed wuppy

reblog to pay respects

[slippersniffingpups]

🍄🐶🍄 spread our spores again please... 🍄🐶🍄

puppies got snuffed again, help us find our friends and spread our dono links around. right before getting termed this time we had finally decided to start a dono fund to raise money for a new rollator

please help us out if you can 💖 puppies love you 💖

$0/$100

cashapp | venmo | dm for paypal

[foliagemanusya-xxviii]

reblog it. or else. horns.

[wawawawwawwawwwawwwawawwa]

and i just remade that dragon maid post too ;-;

[sapphireh3arts]

i've barely been able to eat for days. i have $2 in my bank account. i want loaded potato soup.

[analog-delight]

help us out?

[avakynx]

[maximpunity]

evil morning to the fed and the filtered....

[maximpunity]

you're all so sweet ;-;

[maximpunity]

evil night everyone....

__.•(🖌️)

[maximpunity]

your hand is sweaty when you shake mine. is it always like that, or are you nervous? there's pity in your eyes. at what, my age? is there some dying childish whimsy you're seeing? an absence of it? does knowing you feel this way make you feel better about working here, even if you're never going to do more than your job? as long as you feel like you're one of the good ones?

[koboldlilsis]

For morale the food service platoon kobold serves in was forced into those skin tight mech pilot suits and ogled by the base

[maximpunity]

*shyly eyeing your suit's tailsleeve*

[koboldlilsis]

Um if it's you you can touch it um if you really wanna

[maximpunity]

*hugs yr tail on yr break and the digital morale meter readout on my neck slowly refills* thank you friend