Funny Moments. Forget the punch line to a really long joke but assure your friend it was 'a real hoot'.
Forget' the punch line to a really long joke but assure your friend it was 'a real hoot'.
Annabeth propped her feet up on a nearby tree as she read Modern Architecture. Once she had reached a very good point in the book she saw Percy standing in front of her. "What is it, Seaweed Brain?"
"Nothing much," Percy squatted next to Annabeth. "What are you reading?"
"Just a book that's too advance for your mind to comprehend. Why?"
"I was just asking. Hey, do you want to hear a joke?"
"That depends…is it funny?"
"It's a joke! All jokes are funny!"
"That's what Connor told me before telling me a knock knock joke from the first grade," Annabeth marked her page before putting it down.
"I see your point," Percy laid down close to Annabeth. "But these are funny jokes! You'll love them!"
"I hope so," Annabeth sighed. "Okay, start."
"Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.
The first bull said 'Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I ain't givin' him any of mine.'
The second bull said 'That pretty much says it for me, too. I've been here 3 years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll fight him till I run him off or kill him, but I'M KEEPIN' ALL MY COWS.'
The third bull said, 'I've only been here a year, and so far you guys have only let me have 10 cows to "take care of". I may not be as big as you fellows (yet) but I am young and virile, so I simply MUST keep all MY cows.'
They had just finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only one animal in it: the biggest bull these guys had ever seen! At 4700 pounds, each step he took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point.
The first bull said, 'Ahem... You know, it's actually been some time since I really felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway. I think I can spare a few for our new friend.'
The second bull said, 'I'll have plenty of cows to take care of if I just stay on the opposite end of the pasture from HIM. I'm certainly not looking for an argument.'
They look over at their young friend, the 3rd bull, and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting.
The first bull said 'Son, let me give you some advice real quick. Let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it.'
Percy took a breath. "Okay, what do you think the third bull said back?"
"Oh…neither do I," Percy scrunched his face up. "I can't remember!"
"So you can remember that whole joke but not the last line?" Annabeth looked annoyed.
"Let me tell you, it was a real hoot," Percy smiled. "Can I do one more? Please?"
"One more. And it better be funny!"
"A businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls-Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the businessman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is; why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
Percy suddenly stopped and tried to avoid Annabeth's glare, "Let me think! I know what the guy said back!"
"Why do I have a feeling you don't?"
"It was even funnier than the first one, I swear!" Percy waved his arms around.
"I'm sure it was," she stood up, book in hand. "I'm going to go somewhere that I can read. I'll see you later."
She looked at Percy before walking away. "No offense, but you're not exactly that funny. I don't know if your jokes would have been either."
Percy huffed and stared at his shoes. Somehow, Annabeth had managed to come out on top again.
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