Book By Book

I'm gonna go book by book, character by character, ship by ship, through as much of the Maximum Ride series and its surrounding manga and comic and make a toooon of starter sentences and memes and what not.

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(Wait the comics are out already? Please tell me they're actually GOOD)

Haha... Yikes.

In all honesty, the comics aren’t bad they just aren’t great. The art in the first series was horrendous and everyone is just enough out of character that you notice, but they’re also out of character enough to make you feel like the flock wouldn’t immediately implode if they were real people. The pacing is off because they’re trying to get through one book per 5 comics I believe, and they’re changing the story, I personally think for the better, but we also get a lot less information, Ari is dead one minute and back the next with no questions. 

The second series is better drawn but it starts out with a crazy fast montage, and they’re just suddenly back at Anne’s. And, some of the jokes are funny but others just feel like they’re trying too hard. Fang is joking 24/7 but tbh I’m trash and I love it.

But The Best Part???

Total has had like 3 lines and that’s it. Total + Silence = OTP

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Max Ride: First Flight Issue #3 Starters

“I can’t see! I can’t see!” "Gee. Wonder what that's like." "This isn't torture. This is a test." "They'll come for us." "I'm not an investment. I'm a person." "You're different. You have a purpose." "So few people do, but you... you matter more than the others." "We found his body in the gorge near the house. We buried him." "He called you special?" "Why you? I serve better than anyone else. I hunt, I kill. I do everything he commands. And you're the one that gets cocoa and a band-aid and a pat on the head for every one of my kind you put down." "You don't know anything do you?" "Big talk for a big dumb mutt like you." "CAVALRRRY CHAAARGE!!! Always showing up late to the party. Nice Ball Gown by the way." "As much as I've missed your snark, let's save "Who Wore It Best" for when we're not fighting for our lives." "No more cages. I promise." "You're a sight for sore... Ahh kinesthetic sensory direction." "You sweet talker you." "It was all a test! Let me explain!" "You Have To Save The World." "You're not as happy as "Just overthrew a kid torturing laboratory" would demand." "Our parents sold us." "In movies guys are always like "She barely weighed anything at all" but you know what, she was heavy." "We'll take care of you. I promise." "We need you." "Did you do this? DID YOU DO THIS TO MY STUFF?"

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Angel Experiment Starter Sentences Part 2

"I'm letting them catch my scent." "Double eew." "I mean, she's like a little sister." "She won't let her go." "These dumb birds have more of mom than I ever had." "No one ever did that for me." "Doesn't he realize how unique the subject is?" "This one won't hurt. I promise." "Maybe the moon is made of cream cheese." "We're being very careful." "If only we had time to dig a pit." "We just have to make sure not to get caught." "Is it night yet?" "I found a pair of dark clothes for you, and I've got some too." "You ready to roll?" "One of them managed to clip me with some shot, can you believe it?" "Why didn't you go to the hospital?" "They're not practicing safe driving habits. Tsk. What a shame?" "We'd probably start a huge forest fire or something." "IT's always been a dump. That's why we like it." "We have to eliminate them." "Little pig, little pig, let me in..." "Didn't anyone ever tell you, you can run, but you can't hide." "You left before they could fix you up with the latest technology. Your loss." "I have to go find my parents!" "Well this is a total suckfest." "I'm a mutant freak!" "Do you have X-Ray vision?" "I can promise you're safe here." "Unusual like what? A double rainbow? Sugar-free soda that actually tastes good? Gasoline for less than a buck fifty?"

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Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment Starter Sentences Part One

"I'm not going to die today." "Bite me." "Another day. Get up and face it." "Can you do my buttons?" "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone." "I love you best too." "I want to go pick strawberries today." "You always acted so much better than everyone else." "You've got it all wrong. We're the good guys." "Watch it idiot!" "We're not the enemy! They're the enemy!" "You're so full of it." "Why don't you just say why you won't let me come?" "She's my sister!" "We clear on Plan B?" "On the minus side we're mutant freaks who will never live a normal life." "Would they have food?" "I feel like concrete." "I second that emotion." "Bombs are good. I love bombs." "You want to go be Supergirl, protector of the weak?" "Go get me the alarm clock. The Mickey Mouse one." "Actually I think kicking your stupid butt would be good for me." "No sudden movements, or we're both bird feed."

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Max Ride: First Flight Issue #2 Starters

"All I see is darkness." "Where are you?" "It's okay. I've got you." "Thanks for taking first watch." "It's gonna be okay guys." "It's cute how you think pizza is a food group." "You don't need to reassure us if all you're doing is reassuring yourself." "I do love those backhanded compliments of yours." "Don't cuss. Say peas and rice." "I'm not saying peas and rice." "Your gluten free agenda has no place here." "I know what you're thinking." "I trust us." "Why won't they keep it down? Some of us are trying to sleep." "I trust you." "Don't get all tragic and pensive because you don't have someone to be the other half to your witty banter." "Sorry to interrupt your tender moment, but something's wrong." "What's going on? I was dreaming of 'splosions." "Peas and rice." "I pulled you out of the stream." "It's like seeing a unicorn." "What if it's a trick? What if it's a trap?" "It's not going to be okay!" "If we're staying here we need a plan." "One's gotta make like a bird and flock off." "I never thought one of your stupid puns would be helpful." "You can't run forever little pig. "Let me go, you walking throw rug!" "I can't want this." "I'm on a mission." "The holiest.""People are dangerous. Regular everyday people. Not because they try to hurt you. But because they make you miss them." "We drown runts. Remember that." "I've missed you. So much."

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Max Ride: First Flight Issue #1 Starter Sentences

"You're not dead yet." "You don't want me at that stove." "I survived fourteen years of hell." "None of which prepared me for your cooking." "You doing dishes? Or am I a single parent?" "Who's laptop died for today's experiment." "We're not freaks baby." "We're a flock. A family." "I'm too jealous of your fashions sense." "I lie awake at night, wishing I could pull off booty shorts." "That came out wrong." "Ya done screwed up." "Duck!" "I always thought I was more of a cardinal." "I can see the tombstone now." "He died as he lived, the handsomest man at the werewolf rodeo." "Don't you understand the good we're doing?" "You're a punk who attacks kids." "That's a pretty crap definition of good." "I'm real good with fire." "What do you hold most dear in this world?" "Did you burn out? Burn up, without it to sustain you?" "And I swear with every sense, every power I have..." "I'm pretty sure I'm the apex predator around here." "I told you to stay out of my business." "No one likes a narc." "Oh. Regular humans are delicate..." "You're gonna regret that. Freak." "I'm not flying. I'm falling."