Webs and Wisecracks

An independent Peter Parker blog

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Now that I finally remembered my login info again, I can safely say that this blog is officially on hiatus/abandoned until I think of something to flip it to or something better comes along. Not into this blog anymore.

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Thinking of a retool of sorts. Either this blog or one that’s been gathering dust all year.

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That sad moment when you realize you literally couldn't pick out your fcs music out of a line up

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So I’m considering flipping/archiving/deleting all but one of my blogs cause there’s no use or need for them and I’m not exactly planning anything. 

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Sorry. Haven't felt great lately. Not sure how to work out getting back into the swing of things.

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And online

Net willing at least. If my hotspot or browsers don’t act up I should at least be here for a few.

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Scale of 1-10 how hard do you think you made Emma cum on that thick cock?

“Uh...”

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Can you reblog if you don't mind me coming into your ask ic, even if we've got a thread?

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@letmehearyoufuckiingpray

I saw!

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So I ended up faling asleep for a bit

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On and lurking if needed

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Might be on at some point since it's my day off. Depending on my mood though

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meh

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Kinda on and need to think of something to do

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REBLOG THIS IF IT’S OKAY TO TAG YOU IN *NSFW* STUFF OF OUR SHIPS

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Send a “❤” if you wish to rp with our characters. Send a “❤❤” if you wish to plot with our characters. Send a “❤❤❤” if you wish to ship with our characters.

Send a “❤❤❤ ❤❤ ❤” if you wish to do all of the above.  

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Suggestive Sentence Starters

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Collected from all over the net, other memes, etc. Some are subtle, some are fluffy, some don’t have to be taken sexually, some are so straightforward you could practically jump into a smut scene in a few posts. Enjoy!

“No — no. Just keep your clothes on.” “You are so mean… and I’m okay with that.” “Is that all your mouth is good for?” “I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.” “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” “I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.” “Ah, ah, not till I give you permission.” “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “What a nice little sound, I think I’ll bite there again.” “Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.” “Does it taste alright?” “You wouldn’t dare!” “You’re so cute when you’re tired, you know.” “Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.” “You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.” “Nothing risque, nothing gained.” “I love when you’re rough.” “Is that a challenge?” “Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I look great- wait, I said that wrong.” “I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.” “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.” “I’m not gonna stop leaving marks till I’m sure everyone will know your mine.” “Make me.” “What’s in it for me?” “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.” “I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “Don’t stare. I didn’t want to do this.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.” “Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?” “Stop undressing me with your eyes and start using your teeth.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.” “Your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like…” “This is mine. Are we clear?”