The Slackerjack

That's right, I say things recreationally~

[theslackerjack]

It is my firm belief that the internet exists primarily as a medium to talk shit

[itsfantasticac]

Heart expressions, for Arcana Heart.

Arcadia Extra Vol. 42 - Arcana Heart Heartmatic Collection (Apr. 12, '07), pg. 184

[pixelskylines]

Sonic Advance 3 (Game Boy Advance) (2004)

[fuchinobe]

Visit Original Link

(1997, Virgin, VST 1670)

[rfsnyder]

André Brasilier (France, b. 1929-) Cavaliers,

[animusbell]

celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"

[animusbell]

you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku

[jukashi]

Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.

[animusbell]

You are so right actually

[vegetadaily]

[sprongulous-the-frungular]

This mf had to get that one last post in, huh?

[beardedmrbean]

I like how the title there creates more questions than answers, if you don't already know the answers at least.

[newgodpho]

[superkometa]

Superhero team as a metaphor for online friendship

[superkometa]

I've known you for years, but don't know your name. I trust you with my biggest fears, but you'll never even know how I look. I wish I could take you to my favourite coffee shop or park, but I'll never be able. If something were to happen to you I would never know. You are one of most important people in my life, I wish I could introduce you to others

[edgar-allan-possum]

People will watch horror movies and say "Why don't the characters make perfectly logical decisions while going through the worst trauma of their lives? I, on my couch and in no danger, thought of this, so why can't they while being chased by the Hatchet Man?"

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[stupidestasshole]

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

[hyenaswine]

it spides

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.

[creekfiend]

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I can go upside down.

[creekfiend]

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

[ceroro]

yay boogie