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kai, 26🏒

hockey rpf enjoyer

i only care about max verstappen

jonathan wheatley and gianpiero lambiase lore

au masterlist and drabbles

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kirill is no longer missing a tooth…. massive loss for those of us who were endeared by his gap☹️

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making me wait until january for a wild vs pens game is CRIMINAL.

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a year ago today the power of prophecy spoke to me n told me qhughes would get traded. need to manifest whose career i should fuck with next🥰

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not to get accused by mclaren f1 team of bullying but i just don’t like seeing lionel messi happy :/

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good job for that princess diana looking gordon fella! clever boy!

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max just caused an absolute flop era on a british game show in which he was predicted to be: german, austrian, swiss, spanish, perhaps even french.

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got flamed picking up my takeout by an old man who thinks it’s atrocious i’m wearing sports merch that isn’t england men’s footybally related. baby this is ilya rozanov merch his ability to cause a back arch is way more interesting then men’s football im sorry to break it to you!

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wildmin grace losing her number 1 opp rip the grace vs zuccy trivia :(

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grace how could u do this to me.

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AND NOW THEY TRADE MIDDSY TOO?! oh they hate joy

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THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON

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hope this isn’t just silverstone weekend to u but rather a reminder that i, kai maxlambiase, was gifted a 2023 max win and a gp podium weekend when i visited that cursed track x

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I’m going off anon for this shit, that man was MY old man. Fuck the wild, Zuccy deserved better (i am getting emotional at moose posting on his stories, kirill come back and revive your insta to post about YOUR man)

he really does!!!!!! n him being told early he wouldn’t be offered a new contract and got sad like minnesota wild why do u hate joy and whimsy and instead tear families apart over ONE MILLION DOLLARS……… devastating. and when kirill finally remembers how instagram works for more than just a tree photo with his back muscles in i fear it’ll be a public mourning moment moose’s was bad enough i cant handle the concept of kirill’s posts

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They showed a much better angle of Kap's flying hug so I was able to record a video of it to convert it to a gif!

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ovi is defo retiring from the nhl this season but i do think it would be absolutely fucking hilarious if he just turns up again in september like he never hinted at retiring and just carries on like nothing happened

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he has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible now

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wildmin grace losing her number 1 opp rip the grace vs zuccy trivia :(

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grace how could u do this to me.

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AND NOW THEY TRADE MIDDSY TOO?! oh they hate joy

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wildmin grace losing her number 1 opp rip the grace vs zuccy trivia :(

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grace how could u do this to me.

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wait why have the wild signed a third goalie……………. gus and wally get behind me NOW

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bobrovsky going from scfs to the leafs is wild what a way to say ur going to retire……