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arloambrose‌:

arlo could tell it was a challenge for the other to be nice to him and he was sure she only thought of him as some small time cop but he just found it easier to let it do. “it is, we’re going to check and see if there is any footage too, i mean it’s a tourist place so the camera’s here are pretty good and up to date.”

max groaned internally. god couldn’t there be something more challenging than this, something to get her brain working? “so it’s pretty open and shut then. should we go pick him up?”

#arlo.01 #thread.

honcychurch‌:

”oh? i just quit my job and my son’s father keeps taking my son away for days at a time and gets mad at me when i tell him no because he fundamentally misunderstands that he’s where all of my trust issues stem from.” she stuck out her hand. “welcome to the team.”

max grinned darkly. man, whatever kind of shit they were in, at least they were dumping it on each other. she took piper’s hand and gave it a firm shake. “i like you piper, men are shit.”

#piper.01 #thread.

ofdexter‌:

He put his hands up, but couldn’t help the grin that made its way onto his features. “Easy there, killer. I come in peace.” Really, he came in an attempt to see if she’d consider having coffee with him, but he wasn’t about to tell her that when she’d just threatened him. “I’m new ‘round here, figured I’d introduce myself, though you might already know me.”

was this guy serious? max thought. she raised a scarred eyebrow at him, taking in the man before her. “kid,” she said simply. “i got no fuckin’ clue who you are.”

#dexter.01 #thread.

honcychurch‌:

“nice to meet you, max. why are you drinking tonight? i’m drinking because my sister just eloped with a guy i barely know.”

“my husband served me divorce papers and currently has custody of our daughter. also my career is a veritable garbage fire.”

#piper.01 #thread.

graychase‌:

“Good morning sunshine, you left these on the counter,” he said sliding the keys across the table to the woman before taking a seat with Max. He’d met her in passing and found out she was a detective, working on a case. It was in his nature to seek intel and he was curious about what she was delving into. “Who pissed in your cheerios?” Grayson asked with a smirk.

max growled. she understood that gray hadn’t meant it as such but the nickname hit a sore nerve with her. she’d spent years striving to be taken seriously at the bureau only to be hit back with a ‘sweetheart.’ she took her keys and shoved them into her pocket. “i did. i pissed in my own cheerios.”

#gray.01 #thread.

honcychurch‌:

she grinned. “i’ve often been told that, yes, but usually it’s only in bed.” she stuck her hand out. “i’m piper.”

“cheeky, i like it.” max said, toasting her. she returned her hand in kind, grasp firm and practiced. “i’m max.”

#piper.01 #thread.

scftheartcd‌:

Sage’s eyes had widened at the woman’s coarse response. She was used to people being grumpy while picking up their coffee in the morning, especially since the bakery wasn’t specifically a coffee shop and tended to avoid that sort of crowd. “I… I was just going to say that if you’re interested in buying one of our croissants you can get a second one for free.”

“ah fuck-” max said. she flushed in shame and hung her head. sure she was in a bad mood. but being an asshole to some poor girl just doing her job because of it? that was a line she didn’t want to cross. “i’m sorry, i’d love a croissant.”

#sage.01 #thread.

jopress‌:

“Well excuse me…” Jo said pulling a strand of hair behind her ear, waiting patiently for Max to finish sipping her drink. “I was just gonna say you have an eyelash on your cheek. I think God would pass over any judgment for my thoughtful consideration.”

max shrugged noncommittally and swiped the eyelash from her cheek. “it couldn’t’ve waited until i was done? didn’t realize it was of such immediate importance.”

#jo.01 #thread.

addymelrose‌:

Addy snorted at her words and shook her head.”Yeah, but you’re just too afraid to try it, so how would either of us know if you really could?” She countered, completely joking with her.

“i fear nothing addy.” max retorted. she knocked back another swig of her drink hoping she’d get drunk enough to only vaguely remember this conversation in the morning.

#addy.01 #thread.

honcychurch‌:

piper snorted. “the ref is pretty much blind at this point. no reason not to match him.” she had the bartender pour her a shot. “c’mon. join me.”

it had been six months in wintergreen and she wasn’t much in the way of friends, but piper would take a free drink any day. “you’re a goddess woman.” she said taking another shot.

#piper.01 #thread.

arloambrose‌:

the deputy sheriff held up his hands with a small chuckle in the womans direction as he stayed silent and allowed her to finish the coffee that she was drinking. once he had received the ok arlo moved forward and placed the files on her desk. “I just got the papers you asked for.”

be cordial, max reminded herself. regardless of her feelings towards authority she couldn’t afford to lose her job over a bitchy comment. she pushed her coffee to the side and began leafing through the papers. “this the party deal that went down on monday?”

#arlo.01 #thread.

addymelrose‌:

“What if I already had the fear of God instilled in me before you threatened me with it?” Addy raised an eyebrow. “Would your threat still stand?”

“don’t be dumb addy. you’re well aware i could snap you like a twig, it’s one of the reasons you like me so much.” max said, face apathetic.

#addy.01 #thread.

karenpage

ft. Karen Page staring down the shitty men of Daredevil season 3.

#tw weapons #visuals.#IM SCREMAING

max was not a hockey fan, but plied with enough alcohol she was a fan of anything. “aw come on!” she cried at the screen. her drink sloshed warily in its cut with every motion. “that was a bullshit call.” // @honcychurch

#also v bad im pulling these out of my ass as we speak #thread.#piper.01

“if you say one more word to me before i finish this coffee,” max said, “i will instill the fear of god in you.” she waited a still moment before draining the rest of her cup directly down her throat. “proceed.”

#winterstart #um this was the best i could think of #have max she's confrontational

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