macks.

mackenzie. genderqueer. grower of veggies. teacher of music. worker of wood.

[dykemd]

if i were on the board of home depot id suggest opening a lesbian bar in the gardening section

[triskeleaficionado]

[crazycephalopoda]

The matamata turtle looks like your grandmother when you're telling her about something that she doesnt understand but she loves you and is being supportive.

[spaghet-dad]

the matamata turtle also has one of the coolest feeding mechanisms ever (video here) where it literally creates a vacuum so strong fish can’t escape and just swallows em whole. 10/10 animal

[crazycephalopoda]

Just like my grandmother.

[memewhore]

[elephantwildlife]

A great gift for any Excel lover or the finance bro that really can’t stop talking about his job. Ever.

Get it HERE

[ted-and-bill]

new meme format

[maxthemacks]

tumblr still exists, huh? neat.

[equal-pay]

Most athletes: visualize lifting a trophy

Christen Press: visualizes how happy it makes fans to watch them play

This woman is too pure...

After uswnt v Canada, 2.9.20

[jelly-tyson]

wherever i go, there i am

[pinoestorm]

*Christen scores THAT goal*

Everyone:

[loveandsoccer96]

[snixxlixx]

“I think Press has to be in that starting lineup come semifinal time,” “she was on the bubble under Ellis”

YES JULIE TELL ‘EM

[cracked]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[stereocyon]

anyone wanna go for a hike

[lachances-deactivated20241202]

Me and the girls taking the trek from poo poo point to pee pee creek

[pressandheath1723]

So cute ❤️

[maxthemacks]

my heart...

[no-chill-at-all]

[julienbakr]

[dankmemeuniversity]