Did you Forget me?

It's kind of simple really. I'm Maxwell Lord the Fourth. Anything else is simply on a need to know basis. ((RP blog for Max Lord))

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Maxwell Lord

Possessing the power of extreme mind control, Max Lord is one of the greatest masterminds on Earth. He has been closely associated with the JLI, and later with Checkmate.

Origin

Maxwell Lord IV is the son of Maxwell Lord III. Maxwell Lord III was a good business man who always had enough to help others and also his family. Maxwell the III always made an effort to do what was right and be a great example for his son. At the age of sixteen, Maxwell Lord IV came home to find his father dead to an apparent suicide. Max was told by his mother that powerful people are always evil and that he must have control over them all. She stated that if Max ever meets powerful men or women, then he must plan every step.

Creation

Maxwell Lord was created by Keith Giffen, J.M. DeMateis, and Kevin Maguire. A pastiche of the business minded yuppies of the 80’s, Maxwell Lord was introduced as a conniving opportunist with a good heart. He was closely associated with turning the Justice League into the Justice League International.

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oh it hurts, the pain’s so bad. why does it hurt so bad as this? ah, i want to tell you how much it hurts. i want you to be the only one to know.

hrbgbhrb I COLORED IT!!!!!

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[maxwelllordiv]

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“Well, excuse me for thinking you could be one for cheesy pick-up lines, Maxi.” she said his name in what she could only describe as perfect replica of his ‘beach blonde co-eds’. Natasha had only been waiting for her ride back to her universe that made her stop in the bar, Maxwell had distracted her from that small detail as she looked over his badge. “Well, well, well. Darling, you do have quite the power, don’t you?” she said before passing his badge back and picking up her own out of her clutch. 

“S.H.I.E.L.D.  Not from around here, if you know what I mean, but please don’t arrest me. I do have somewhere rather important to be tomorrow morning.” she says. “Basically, I’m you, but more attractive, over there.” she says with a small smirk on her lips. 

[maxwelllordiv]

"I Like to pride myself in a little more class then just cheesy pick up lines. I'm not always a sleezy CEO... but when I am, I do it in spades." He laughed lightly as he tipped back his drink for a moment, finishing it off and handing the empty glass over to the bartender with a nod and a smile. Max smirked at her a little when she mimicked the voice of the co-eds, chuckling inwardly. "Well of course I've got power... I wouldn't be constantly in the line of getting assassinated if I didn't!" 

His eyes flicked over her badge for a moment, nodding approvingly. "Assuming both of our badges aren't fake... then I'd say we're sitting pretty nice in powerful positions." He chuckled slightly and nodded as he looked at her, puffing on his cigar. "I'm not going to arrest you. That's not what Checkmate does. We deal with super-humans." He looked at her intently with a smirk playing at his lips. 

[maxwelllordiv]

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She smirked as his eyes were trained on her mouth when she ate the oliver, she was too damn good sometimes. “Well, you know. Hey you can be acceptable for one night stands, because really, are the name even necessary?” she says, somehow knowing he’ll get a kick out of it. “But since I certainly won’t be sleeping with you, I think Natasha is rather appropriate.” she smiles. 

“it’s rather easy, you know? Getting what I want from them.” she says with a smile.   Natasha doesn’t mean giggle quite as loudly as she does when he says he that line. “I’m sure that works on all the others girl, Maxwell.” she teased before coming back. “See, I’m above the government, darling.” Natasha smiles and goes back to eating her olives and drinking her martini. “I could be lying though, somehow I feel like you’ll know whether I am or not.” 

[maxwelllordiv]

He couldn't help but laugh as he looked at her. "Well I'm glad to see you have some standards! I wouldn't have a one night stand with me either! Name necessity or not!" Max snickered and took a long sip of his drink, still on the first glass. He never drank more then one glass or else the following morning was a living hell and god only remembers what he did the night before. His eyes glanced over to her for a moment, smirking slightly. "Well I like Natasha so we'll go with that."

Max couldn't figure out whether it was the fact that she didn't believe him or the fact that she thinks that could be a pick up line. Either way, it had him in hysterics, holding his side and leaning over the bar. "On other girls? Oh honey! I wouldn't tell other girls "I Am the Government"! That's the worst pick-up line EVER!" He snorted slightly, having a small giggle fit. "Here..." He reached in his pocket and tossed a security clearance badge out for her to see. Highest ranking. It was marked for a group called 'Checkmate' and it had the United Nations seal of approval on it. "....International Government to be specific..."

[maxwelllordiv]

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“True, I could be lying. Maybe I’m just a boring CEO like you.” she teased before knocking back her drink and getting another one, they are coming quick and the bartender gives her a look every time she orders another but she just rolls her eyes and tells him to bring it. She hates after missions, she never has her own vodka on her. “I’ll tell you a name and whether you choose to use it or don’t use it is up to you. But I’m Natasha.” she says before popping an olive into her mouth and sucking the vodka off it, it might be an overly sexualized moved but in her defense she’s still in mission/flirt mode. 

“Ah, yes. Those pesky government regulations. Good thing I know how to get around them. I’ll find out about you eventually, if I still find your interesting after this conversation.” she smirks.  

[maxwelllordiv]

He watched her closely as he sipped at his own drink. The fact that she was downing drink after drink was no bother to him. He'd seen people drink kegs full of alcohol and walk a straight line. It was an amazing thing to watch to say the least, though his eyes lingered on the olive as she ate it. When she said her name, he couldn't help but smirk slightly  She'd given out her real now. How very interesting indeed. "Well it's nice to meet you, Natasha. I'll call you that... because it's better then 'hey you'. Sounds more polite." He smirked slightly. 

"Oh? Do you know how to get around them? Good luck with that..." He grinned for a long moment before opening his mouth to talk. "I suppose I'll string you along to keep you interested... Don't want you getting to bored with little old me..." He leaned back in his seat and took a deep puff of his cigar. "I AM the government, my dear." 

[maxwelllordiv]

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His growl caught the sound of her ear and she couldn’t help but admit she liked it. “It’ll be interesting to see what else we share.” she smirked with that shrug of her shoulders as she takes back another drink and orders another one. Natasha didn’t know much about him besides his name. “What’s more interesting is you haven’t even bothered to find out my name,” she says licking her red lips. “Of course, if I’ve told you I’m an assassin, how would you ever know it was real.” she says. 

Maxwell had certainly pulled her in a bit from sheer amusement to general intrigue. “Defenses, there you go again being mysteriously interesting.” she says. “Suppose you aren’t going to share either so, let’s start taking guesses shall we?” leaning back in her chair and flicking green eyes over to him. “CEO so we know you have security but that’s not enough to keep back a good assassin. You work for a decent company, could have good weapons but again, if an assassin really wanted it, weapons are nothing. So, what does an attractive, 40 something, CEO have for weapons?” 

[maxwelllordiv]

Max grinned at her quietly as she drilled him for answers to her many questions. "Well... You said you were a master assassin, did you not? How could I even know that what you're saying is true to begin with? Why bother with a name... if I can't get an honest answer, hm? Though I'm not being the most straight forward either so I suppose trust goes two ways." He puffed on his cigar again for a long moment as he listened to her. 

"I do enjoy being an enigma... Makes me job more exciting. More so then it already is..." He chuckled quietly as he looked at her. "You see... that's all on a need know basis. It's the whole government contracts and secrecy thing. I can't really release that kind of information... You'r a master spy. You know how those things work." His grin did nothing but widen. 

[maxwelllordiv]

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“Maxi..” she whispered in a more seductive voice than she’d previously been using just to get a reaction out of him, before she reached over and took a puff from his cigar and passed it back. “Nice brand.” she compliments before going back to the story. “I don’t have too many nicknames in bed, although I’ve slept with a bunch of different types of guys. You’ve got your “baby“‘s and your “slut,whore,whatever“‘s but they best is when they get really close in your ear and whispers your name as they bite your ear lobe.” she says doing the same movement she’s talking about to him before snapping right back into the conversation and leaning back in her chair. “But, you know, I don’t give up my absolute favorite names or kinks to just anyone.” she says before taking another sip. Stupid regular vodka, never did a damn thing but taste good, she supposed. 

“Someone tries to kill you and ends up giving you a nose bleed, I suppose some of us really are better at are jobs than others.” she laughed just slightly. “Next time you want yourself assassinated you really should just piss off the right kind of person, you know, me.” she says with a smug shrug of her shoulders.

[maxwelllordiv]

Max stopped in the middle of taking another sip of his drink to watch her intently, his eyebrow raised skeptically. She'd already admitted to being a world class assassin, so of course he wasn't stupid enough to just fall for her in her sexual nature, ignoring the fact that she puffed on his own cigar. "Well that was pretty hot..." He smirked at her, growling slight when she bit at his ear and whispered to him. "That is definitely a rather enjoyable kink that I suppose we can share..." He chuckled quietly as he took another sip of his drink. His self control was extraordinary. That's what happens when you grew up in the ghetto and became rich. You kept your head on straight because your street smarts were better then anything. 

"Oh trust me... I've lost count of how many assassinations attempts have been had on me. I don't have enough fingers and toes to count them all..." He looked at her quietly for a long moment. "Last person that tried to kill me... ended up shooting themselves in the face. I don't care who I piss off... but no one gets past my defenses." 

[maxwelllordiv]

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“And I went from Russian ballerina to world class assassin.” she shrugs. “We all certainly have our talents.” she smiles. “Think we’ll stick to Maxwell for now, we’ll see about the getting friendly part.” she says before sipping back her dirty gin martini. “Mr. Lord, that sounds so official but I’m sure a guy like you loves to have a girl call you ‘Lord’.” she teases. Natasha was more curious about these nose bleeds than his first name or last name for that matter. 

“Prone to nose bleeds, sounds…intriguing.” she says narrowing her eyes a bit to the blood. She could never help but like the sight of red since it was so much a part of her job, red meant a job well done. Anything else wasn’t acceptable.

[maxwelllordiv]

He gave her a silent applause as he looked at her. "World class assassin, huh? Impressive." Max chuckled a little as he leaned back in his seat, lifting a glass of rum to his lips and taking a small sip. "No... I actually don't like it when people call me Lord. Reminds me to much of my father... Maxwell Lord the Third..." He rolled his eyes a little. "What I really love? Is when two blond co-eds from Southern California are naked in my bed calling me 'Maxi'. Now that's hot." A rumble of a chuckle rose up in his throat. 

Max sighed and rolled his eyes. "Yeah. Just fucking peachy as sin. Side effect of an assassination attempt." He smiled at her. "Conversation came full circle! No, someone set off a bomb and the concussion I sustained left me with frequent nose bleeds." He shrugged slightly. 

[maxwelllordiv]

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“Well, that’s certainly true.”

“Some of us are just better at manipulating people for what we want than other are.” Natasha looks at him oddly for a minute, only tilting her head slightly as she noticed the small drops of red blood hitting the pure white cloth. “Quite the interesting man you are, Mr.Maxwell.” she questioned. “I mean, I haven’t even hit you and you start bleeding, making my job a bit too easy.”

[maxwelllordiv]

"That much is definitely true. I mean... Look at me? I went from janitor to CEO of a multi-billion dollar company." He grinned rather deviously. That wasn't all he was in control of but that much was stricken from every record. To put it mildly, it wasn't on any record anywhere. Because no one knew exactly how much of a puppet master he really was. 

"Mr. Lord... if you don't mind. Or just Maxwell... Max if we're gonna get casual." He puffed his cigar a little as he tucked the handkerchief in his pocket. "...I'm very prone nosebleeds... Do forgive me." 

[maxwelllordiv]

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[maxwelllordiv]

Now, mind you, I don’t always shoot to kill. That’s only in drastic situations. No… I’m more of the torture type, personally. 

You know what people hate? When they can see and hear everything that’s going on… but have no control of their very actions. 

I love doing that to people. 

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Torture is something I’m rather good at. Handle it pretty well too.  Love controlling them? That’s sounds fun, if you’re doing it the right way.

[maxwelllordiv]

Well everyone has their own way. There's no true right way... but I could list off an ass-ton of wrong ways... *He placed a cigar to his lips quietly for a moment.* ....Hm. *He seemed distracted for a brief moment, looking at his cigar. A single bead of blood ran from his nose. He pulled out a handkerchief and rubbed it away just as quickly.* 

Anyway... where were we? 

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[maxwelllordiv]

*shrugs* Why else do people come talk to me? It’s either one of a few things… They want my raised eyebrow in their direction, my money… or me to shoot them in the face. *grins* Pick your poison, I suppose. 

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Aw, aren’t you cute, thinking you can shoot me. 

[maxwelllordiv]

Now, mind you, I don't always shoot to kill. That's only in drastic situations. No... I'm more of the torture type, personally. 

You know what people hate? When they can see and hear everything that's going on... but have no control of their very actions. 

I love doing that to people. 

[maxwelllordiv]

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[maxwelllordiv]

Would I? I’ve had some pretty impressive stalkers before. You’re going to have to prove you’d be worth me even raising an eyebrow in your direction. 

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I’m sorry, did I make you think I wanted you raising eyebrows in my direction?

[maxwelllordiv]

*shrugs* Why else do people come talk to me? It's either one of a few things... They want my raised eyebrow in their direction, my money... or me to shoot them in the face. *grins* Pick your poison, I suppose. 

[maxwelllordiv]

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Anything I can do for you? Or are you trying to stalk me? If it’s the latter, I’m going to have to ask you to get in line. 

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You’d be so lucky to have me stalking you. 

[maxwelllordiv]

Would I? I've had some pretty impressive stalkers before. You're going to have to prove you'd be worth me even raising an eyebrow in your direction. 

[maxwelllordiv]

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Anything I can do for you? Or are you trying to stalk me? If it's the latter, I'm going to have to ask you to get in line. 

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Ry: this is the most beautiful thing in the world  Ry: (this is how booster found him when he went to confront max on ted’s death) Ry: “I’ve been waiting for you, Michael.”  Emilee: wiregowapi8hog80aswigsewirrswg  Emilee: can there just be a comedy version of that entire thing Emilee: max was evil robot glitching again  Ry: dfsajkdf  Emilee: then they all go to hell to rescue ted  Ry: yes  Emilee: FIELD TRIP