im in my aregect era š zegect save me THE #1 Kaveh gooner I will occasionally rant about bats, they're so freaking cool bruh no one understands so I have to spread the word
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i will post about multiple fandoms and ships, i am multifandom and a multishipper.
I primarily like haikaveh, robinhill, bingqiu/bingyuan, cumplane, shadowvanilla, zegect, slimeknight, 77noli, azuretime, and ptolesak
I am also going through the process of planning out my own novel, ideally a danmei, since it takes place in fictional ancient china with the primary couple being two males. but i do live in america, so I am doing a lot of research! I am putting together their designs and will likely be asking for help on plotting, so please enjoy my process š
The story will be about an exiled Yao Emperor named Lang Baichu, who was framed for crimes and thrown to the human realm. He takes on a more ordinary human appearance and names it Yao Bailang. During this time of pretending to be a rouge cultivator, he meets his past lover, Su Weichen, who is the leader of one of the top 3 sects! He has to juggle maintaining his human appearance while flirting with Su Weichen (who doesn't recognize him) and investigating who framed him for a crime to take over his empire!! yeah theyre silly
It is my personal belief that Mobei Jun thinks humans are ADORABLE, but the last time he saw little humans was when he was himself little, and couldnāt fully appreciate how cute they were. However after Moshang wedding and Mobei Jun is allowed to walk the peaks, he is OBSESSED with the junior disciples. Theyāre like puppies to him. They are his little babies and he bawls to Xiang Fei about how he canāt protect them all. Xiang Fei suggests that heāll be okay, considering his invasion of the immortal alliance conference killed scores of children, which was exactly the wrong thing to say because now Mobei Jun feels like a puppy stomping monster who should be taken out back and shot.
Shang Qinghua, having to babysit Binghe after he deviated into a child again: Listen you little shit, Iām your daddy wether you like it or not so you better settle down if you donāt want me to go get milk, capisce?
Mobei Jun, seeing the littlest āhumanā he has ever beheld:
Qijiu but itās one of those videos where a woman is doing her whole complicated self care routine and her dog is watching with pleading eyes so she pretends to do the various steps in a dog safe fashion for her pet.
I've been thinking about Shen Yuan transmigrating into Sqq's body came with so many perks, biggest being he can use all the physical skills and abilities of the og. But consider that's not the only thing he inherits...
He starts to notice bodily reactions that don't strike him as normal. Why does his body tense up when in close proximity to men? Why does he see a whip being used in battle and has to fight off a powerful urge to flinch?
He figures out that these must be related to traumas that his body very much still remembers. It's so foreign in sensation, separate from his own emotions. The unknown past of Shen Jiu haunting him. It makes him wonder, what has the original goods endured for it to be this bad?
He notices it's worse around Liu Qingge. When he finds him in the Ling Xi caves he's struck with a powerful release of adrenaline and cortisol. His body screaming RUN.
He gets through the event having saved his shidi, but it doesn't stop the reactions whenever the man is in sight. He has to wonder "What the hell happened between them?"
All the more difficult when fast forwarding to when Lqg is managing his without a cure qi transfers. Despite his best efforts he couldn't keep his body from shaking. So much so that in the beginning he had to cut them short with excuses.
75. Percabeth -64
Percy Jackson & Annabeth Chase, the Percy Jackson universe
76. Hucklerobby
Dennis 'Huckleberry' Whitaker & Michael 'Robby' Robinavitch, The Pitt
77. Bunnydoll
Jax & Ragatha, The Amazing Digital Circus
78. Wangxian -25
Lan Wangji & Wei Wuxian, Mo Dao Zu Shi
79. Shadowpeach -19
Sun Wukong & the Six-Eared Macaque, Lego Monkie Kid
80. Eternalberry
Hollyberry Cookie & Eternal Sugar Cookie, the Cookie Run franchise
81. Odypen
Odysseus & Penelope, EPIC: The Musical
82. Mizisua
Mizi & Sua, Alien Stage
83. Sterek
Stiles Stilinski & Derek Hale, Teen Wolf
84. Shadowvanilla
Pure Vanilla & Shadow Milk, the Cookie Run franchise
85. Moshang
Mobei-Jun & Shang Qinghua, The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System
86. Spideypool
Spider-Man & Deadpool, the Marvel universe
87. Davekat 0
Dave Strider & Karkat Vantas, Homestuck
88. Heavymedic
Heavy Weapons Guy & Medic, Team Fortress 2
89. Lumax
Lucas Sinclair & Max Mayfield, Stranger Things
90. Sonamy
Sonic the Hedgehog & Amy Rose, Sonic the Hedgehog
91. Rookanis
Rook & Lucanis Dellamorte, Dragon Age: The Veilguard
92. Zoeystery
Zoey & Mystery, KPop Demon Hunters
93. Poolverine -90
Wade Wilson & Logan Howlett, the Marvel universe
94. Everlark -12
Katniss Everdeen & Peeta Mellark, The Hunger Games
95. Clois
Clark Kent & Lois Lane, Superman
96. Johnlock
John Watson & Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock
97. Agathario -21
Agatha Harkness & Rio Vidal, the Marvel universe
98. Stolitz -64
Stolas & Blitzo, Helluva Boss
99. Devil's Minion
Armand & Daniel Molloy, Interview with the Vampire & The Vampire Chronicles
100. Skystar
Skyfire & Starscream, Transformers
The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from 2024. Bolded ships werenāt on the list last year.
*And, it turnes out we love pure vanilla xĀ shadow milk so much, our data actually pulled it twice. Woops! We hope you enjoy nonetheless, and thank you for understandingā£ļø
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YOU. WILL. WRITE. oh you want to write so bad. all the motivation is here. the plot is so good. words come to you so naturally. YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE. RIGHT NOW.
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I have posted a Zecest smutshot on Ao3! Please read tags for warnings, but hereās a rundown.
there is slight dubcon. This is because The Eyes tends to be very manipulative towards Ze. I wrote this with the full intent that the sex is consentual. They are both adults. Other than that, itās also my first time writing smut, so Iām sorry if itās bad..
Iām also working on Zegect for valentines day, so be on the lookout for that!
Summary -
Ze watched as The Eyes toyed with his friends, keeping him locked away in a void. The Entity was able to act so similarly to him, sometimes Ze himself couldnāt tell if he was the real one.
Ze watched for days as The Entity lived in his house, wore his clothes, talked with his friends, slept in his bed, and ate his food. Every night, when The Eyes went to āsleepā, it returned to the void to visit with Ze.
Normally, Ze was so lonely in the void, that he took whatever form of socialization possible. Which was, consequently, engaging in conversations with The Eyes.
OR
The Eyes like Ze way too much, so it keeps him locked away. This may or may not lead to sex.
heeellllooooooo i love dogs and i love aregect so i flipped through my big ass book of dog breeds and handpicked what i thought everyone in the gang would be, and the breeds are as follows-
Moe- Parson Russel Terrier. I wanted to keep her clown motif so i went with a harlequin pattern on her, and a splotch over one of her eyes
Ze- Husky. He just seems like a Husky
Micha- Samoyed. Heās a puppy and heās super tiny and fluffy, all the images i found of Samoyed puppies are so cute its literally micha. (im pondering giving his left front paw mud on it to resemble his mc skin..)
Regect- a mutt mix of Doberman, German Shepard, and Great Dane. I couldnāt decide on one breed, so I mashed some together. Ptolemy and Regectās Great Dane parents both came from the same litter, hence theyre cousins. (Iām thinking of going back and amputating one of his legs. I might do that.)
And some more that ive decided but havenāt drawn;
Dantes Von Dirt/The pirate- American Foxhound
Wakafonte- Tornjak
Maturin- American Bulldog (this breed is not the tiny ones most think of, these tend to range from 60-125 lbs. they resemble a pittbull)
Msak- Black Labrador
Ptolemy- Heās also a mutt, but heās HUGE. Newfoundland, Bullmastiff, and Great Dane mix.
Eyes- Patterdale terrier
when im officially done, im going to crosspost to tiktok and @ zabooboo because he said heās okay with it and i want to see his thoughts on my interpretations of the gangs breeds. same with iso/peepo
Hiiii iso i love your art and i love watching your streams. im not that big of a streamer watcher in general because i get bored really easily, but your streams are so fun to watch because you just make things entertaining. ive seen both your zabooboo streams and i watched the one where you were drawing with your oomfs on call, and it was a lot of fun to watch! i just wasnted to ask if youāll be streaming more in the future?
also youre such a cool dude and happy maniversery š„¹š
Aww ty I was honestly afraid i lacked on screen presence š
But yes I plan on doing more streams in the future and dragging in my friends with me, I hate streaming alone tbh
I see a lot of what if Shen Yuan was Xin Mo, but what if Shen Yuan was Zheng Yang the sword that Luo Binghe was most suited for?
Luo Binghe pulls his sword and it just sings with praise for him, thrumming softly under his fingertips and guiding his stikes to be true.
Sometimes he swears he can feel it adjusting his stance, prodding into his meridians and soothing them when they grow strained.
And then Zheng Yang shatters. Shen Yuan should die with it, but instead something strange happens. From the sword, a being comes out. He isn't solid, but he's etherial and clearly inhuman but also not demonic. Thw sword spirit freed from its original form, but not whole without his missing pieces.
He protects Luo Binghe in the abyss while he recovers from the fall, and Luo Binghe falls head over heels for the beautiful man that came from his sword. He vows to go back for his pieces so Zheng Yang can be whole again.
Luo Binghe gets pretty upset when he has to use Xin Mo, but Zheng Yang insists that it's alright and that he wants to escape the abyss too.
Binghe why are you preparing a wedding?
Alternatively, Shen Yuan goes into a stasis when he shatters as Zheng Yang because the protaganist wants his sword back, the sword that was meant for him, the one thing that chose him and tried so hard to protect him only to shatter because of him.
He wakes up reforged, with Luo Binghe researching how to help a sword cultivate a human form. Yes he wants the sword in his harem. If Zheng Yang doesn't fall with him he has the harem.
What if for the second option LBH had no idea Zheng Yang would be male. As a sword, gender is a little ambiguous, and since SY was touchy and gently correcting, LBH would associate that with feminimity rather than the abuse he got from men through his life. LBH is fully expecting a vaguely maternal figure (mommy kink) but then it's. SY.
What I'm getting at here is we should have more fics where it's LBH having a sexuality crisis, special bonus if he does it while pillar is load bearing deep in a wife.
