MAY IS BACK MFS

REBUILDING AHAHAHHHA she/her, 🇷🇴, 20, call me may (dc/mlb/ninjago/vnc/etcetc)

[may-loves-kai]

I GOT MY FUCKING ACCOUNT BACK AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHA

[the-muppet-joker]

Is your wife on tumblr? She seems lovely.

No one's wife is on tumblr

[liss-art]

mbj is next

[masonist0]

aint no way they’re the same person

[sabatoge-deactivated20220531]

the way usamericans talk about their military fucks me up. thank you for what service like which service are they providing you with. they're protecting your country from what. they're fighting for the freedom of whomst. why do they need to do that for and why are they doing in it in the middle east

[nat-draws]

ship dynamic meme where an extraordinary being is completely obsessed with some regular guy is so Bingyuan

[sillysiluriforme]

[ataraxixx]

a comic about two side characters

[starlingstalk]

that spin killed me btw

[teshiee]

two week old soras!! remembered how much i like @usachxxn 's indian sora hc so this was born, hooray 🥳

[gayjago]

Nya^^

[waldocantshutup]

Bro got the decal flame top surgery scars. 🔥🔥🔥

[gracefulserpent1207]

[ohhhdeeer404]

This is so accurate it hurts

[officialromaniantranslatiuni]

[lasagoofs]

normal guy at work who wants to help you and be your friend

[operafish]

you arrive at work (hungry, as usual) excited for more under-tarp sex with your work husband only to find that he's not there. when you ask your boss about it he berates you. you talk to your only remaining work friend about it, but he blames you for not being able to be with his not-work wife and then kills himself. you decide to seek out the treasure map hidden by your other dead work friend. the treasure is your work husband's not-work wife, who is currently trapped in work hell. you're trying to memorize the directions in your darkened office (no work is being done). and then elon musk walks in

[prettymachine]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living