Welcome travelers!
I'm Mayo/Hazel (she/her)
If you're here for my fanfiction, here's a link to my Masterlist of works
If you're here for Alex Hirsch's pitch to Disney Publishing for The Book of Bill, here's the link to that post.
This is account is also multifandom with VERY DRASTIC AND PROLONGED PERIODS OF HYPERFIXATIONS. So if you came here for something in specific, don't be surprised if shit changes sometimes.
Current obsession: Dispatch
I have a few ocs that'll be mentioned here and there: Sammy (she/her)- Alcoholic lesbian girlfailure. Mia (she/he/they/it)- Little mayonnaise girl persona (used to be my mascot) Gant (he/him)- My favorite dnd character I've ever made but have never gotten to use. Dragonborn artificer that makes shit just to sell it to people and scam them to go gambling. Audie (she/her)- The very OC that I’m using to write my fanfic. I’m using a lot of her lore for the fanfic, so if you come to this blog from TFYF, you know a lot about her.
My personal tag for rambles is #mayonaggs so if you ever want to hear about my insanity or creative process, have fun with that. I also have the tag #mayonadeart that I literally made just to probably only share like 3 pieces ever but its nice to have still.
Send me bunnies or fictional men/women from THE LIST.















