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[text: rrrrrynzler]: ....and you'd know this because you've been in one. [text: rrrrrynzler]: hooookaaaaayyy man
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[text: maybe its may]: you’re missing out, they’re fun. [text: maybe its may]: you asked how they worked. i explained.
[text: rrrrrynzler]: ....and you'd know this because you've been in one. [text: rrrrrynzler]: hooookaaaaayyy man
[text: mayday] what if we put the alcohol in the frosting?
[text: ew]: ..hmmm. could work.
[text: mayday] I’ll help you figure it out then. [text: mayday] or we can just drink the alcohol and eat normal cupcakes.
[text: ew]: no i want alcohol cupcakes
[text: maybe its may]: That’s because you’ve never had one. It works better with two guys than it does girls. [text: maybe its may]: that way the girl can be in the middle of a guy can be in the middle. [text: maybe its may]: Thanks~
[text: rrrrrynzler]: ...and id rather have it stay that way. [text: rrrrrynzler]: why are you telling me about threesomes how did this happen
[text: mayday] Can do. [text: mayday] Figured out how to make alcoholic cupcakes yet?
[text: ew]: ........... [text: ew]: no [text: ew]: :c
[text: maybe its may]: i’m so offended now! [text: maybe its may]: and I was going to show you the good threesome stuff I found. [text: maybe its may]: i’ll bring someone else then, something non alcoholic, for him at least.
[text: rrrrrynzler]: i don't get threesomes. it's always like one person isn't getting enough attention or something like that. [text: rrrrrynzler]: good luck with that~
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[text: maybe its may]: Do I look like a man with bad taste? [text: maybe its may]: I’ll throw him a bottle of whiskey and a cupcake, he’ll be fine.
[text: rrrrrynzler]: in all honesty, yes [text: rrrrrynzler]: NO you will not give him whiskey he's clean rn [text: rrrrrynzler]: or my mom'll be sicked on you
[text: maybe its may]: Yes you will because of booze and cupcakes. [text: maybe its may]: I’m still bringing the porn [text: maybe its may]: See previous texts for reasons why.
[text: rrrrrynzler]: ................you better not have that cheesy shit [text: rrrrrynzler]: or i swear to god i will sick my dad on you
[text: mayday] So just walk in?
[text: ew]: yeah and dont slam the door~
[text: maybe its may]: may [text: maybe its may]: may, yes! [text: maybe its may]: YES [text: maybe its may]: i’ll bring my own /and/ make you cupcakes [text: maybe its may]: lets see which makes you moan first.
[text: rrrrrynzler]: NO. [text: rrrrrynzler]: I WILL NOT LET YOU INTO THIS GOD DAMN HOUSE [text: rrrrrynzler]: wait did you say make me cupcakes [text: rrrrrynzler]: as in i dont have to do it myself [text: rrrrrynzler]: because if so [text: rrrrrynzler]: just bring the alcohol and make me cupcakes
[text: maybe its may]: hide it, may! [text: maybe its may]: Hide it or I’ll make you watch it with me ;)
[text: rrrrrynzler]: nO [text: rrrrrynzler]: RYN N O [text: rrrrrynzler]: N [text: rrrrrynzler]: O [text: rrrrrynzler]: I AM NOT WATCHING PORN WITH YOU
[text: mayday] damn I was hoping you wouldn’t look outside so fast [text: mayday] I’m like five minutes away.
[text: ew]: k but dont knock or anything everyone's asleep
[text: mayday] Too late. [text: mayday] You shouldn’t have told me if you weren’t sharing. [text: mayday] I’m already outside your house.
[text: ew]: oH MY GDO [text: ew]: wait [text: ew]: no you're not
[text: maybe its may]: may no [text: maybe its may]: that’s it! I’m going over, hide the porn.
[text: rrrrrynzler]: rYN PLS [text: rrrrrynzler]: P [text: rrrrrynzler]: L [text: rrrrrynzler]: S
[text: maybe its may]: no butts about it! [text: maybe its may]: may no [text: maybe its may]: Am I going to have to come over there to stop you?
[text: rrrrrynzler]: ryn yes [text: rrrrrynzler]: catch me if you can >:)
[text: maybe it’s may]: maybe you should step away from the over. or baking utensils. you’re going to kill someone.
[text: rrrrrynzler]: but [text: rrrrrynzler]: but i wanna bake [text: rrrrrynzler]: cause im really baked [text: rrrrrynzler]: ryn pls
[text: mayday] You’re telling me this because you want to share with me right?
[text: ew]: HAHA no