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@maydaymaygay
vee-levita:
maydaymaygay:
Both Gonzos (human and cat) and Christophe are all so wonderful. We’re so lucky they are with us!
Right??? And I love that the old Catfe location was the spot for their meet cute. True love, bonding over cats. That’s the dream.
maydaymaygay:
Sounds like a plan. I can pay you in fresh baked goods (not by me) and cat cuddles.
Shall we work on your baking too? My skills don’t go past cookies, though. Cat cuddles? Do cats cuddle? I’ve never had one.
I mean... it’s edible but not pretty? Usually. But when I bribe people, I use my coworker’s baking. He does all of the baking for our little catfe, and it’s honestly the best decision on the business side of things that we’ve made. His cat definitely cuddles, and two of our fosters waiting for adoption are big on cuddles at the moment. Boots is a very clingy cuddler, and Molly is very chill about it. Boots is also a sphinx so he’s good for mostly hypoallergenic cuddles.
Haha! Got a good start on this scavenger hunt on my cameraroll from this morning! The Cat Cafe’s baker-in-chief and resident French cinnabon’s boyfriend gave him flowers that he’s allergic to, so I got the flowers. THANK YOU GONZO (human Gonzo, not cat Gonzo. Cat Gonzo thank you for EXISTING).
retractablewhat:
Of course, whenever you’re free, I can teach them to you. Though, considering I work nights in a nightclub - it would probably have to be at night one of the nights I am off. We’ll find you a nice girl, don’t worry.
Sounds like a plan. I can pay you in fresh baked goods (not by me) and cat cuddles.
what makes you angrier than anyhing else?
Pointless cruelty. It doesn’t make you mysterious or edgy, it makes you a prick. To people or animals. Just no.
retractablewhat:
I can show you the few I have. At least then you’d at least have a few? Well, my sweet, we don’t have many of those, but yes, I do have a few mocktails. Most everything on our menu is alcohol based.
Aw, that’d be nice. Would be nice to be able to dance with girls and it not being all poorly executed club dancing. Might actually find a nice girl for once.
I have exactly zero classy moves, but I make up for it in enthusiasm and bounciness. A friendly reminder that betting on how long it takes me to trip on this dress is very uncool. You know who you are, and if you do it I deserve a cut.
I have very few classy moves, and the rest of the time is just me making a fool of myself. Luckily for me, most my time will be behind the bar.
A few is better than me. And my mom was a professional dancer for years so I really have no excuse. You have any cute mocktails on the menu tonight or is it all pink perrier like it usually is at these things?
I have exactly zero classy moves, but I make up for it in enthusiasm and bounciness. A friendly reminder that betting on how long it takes me to trip on this dress is very uncool. You know who you are, and if you do it I deserve a cut.
mask pending**
Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Oh yeah. I need to work on a potion to fix that. “Honey, I’m gay,” did not really work on this guy. Her zeroed in on the “honey” and this was six years ago and I’m still getting love letters. And mixtapes of 1980s stalker ballads.
Did you wake up cranky?
I am a ray of well put together sunshine in the morning. No, not cranky, just tired because I let friends crash in my room and woke up with someone’s elbow in my kidney and someone else wearing my favourite pajamas and looking WAY CUTER THAN ME.
@levitarebecca See, I could let her loose around the carnival, and it would be a good way for her to run her energy off, but we both know I’m not going to do that because I’m a helicopter May and would worry that she’d get hit by a bus…
Right. Just stick by her side. Everything will be fine.
Everything always seems to wind up fine whether I’m here or not.. I just prefer to be here. I have now located the ice cream gremlin and I’m making her race duckies with me. The sugar high means I won’t look like the only super enthusiastic person there...
@levitarebecca See, I could let her loose around the carnival, and it would be a good way for her to run her energy off, but we both know I’m not going to do that because I’m a helicopter May and would worry that she’d get hit by a bus...
Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
Literally everyone I’ve ever met on Tinder. That app is like a cockroach and just needs to die.
What would you change about yourself?
oh honey, queens shouldnt have to change themselves, only the world around them
Correct!!!! Show anyone who says otherwise the door!!!!! And let it hit them on the way out!!!!
Oh nooo.... I found the duck races. Do I get to keep the duck???
Your roommate senior year was weird
For real. And I see the ice cream situation and I am... yeah, I don’t have a spell for this but I have Pepto and fidget toys at the apartment whether the sugar or dairy gets her first.
maydaymaygay:
So… really really fast to go back in time? Great. I - uh - how big were these samples?
Oh you know… just a spoon size. They were so good, I feel fine. Also, they have waffle cones here and they offer up to 4 scoops. I’m trying to pick flavors but it’s hard! They were all so good! Pretty sure I bumped into a couple people but it’s ok, they were really nice and gracious about me knocking over a table and the spilling then sample spoons on the floor.
Do they have four sugar free flavours? Also are you bleeding or otherwise injured from your battle with the table and the floor?
