ᢉ𐭩 nephew! yuji, his playdate, megumi, and uncle sukuna's girlfriend dye sukuna's hair in his sleep (ㅅ´ ˘ `)
" he's gonna kill us, " you said, holding back a laugh. megumi looked at yuji with a look that said 'this was not a good idea.' all three of your plastic gloves were stained with black box dye that left no trace of his once-pink hair that he always combed back with his fingers.
sukuna was sleeping on the couch, blissfully unaware of the three little troublemakers playing in his hair as he drooled into the cushions. he was always a deep sleeper; he could sleep through anything except the smell of freshly cooked meat. you were helping yuji wash his hands off at the kitchen sink. " megumi, how long does the box say to let it sit for? "
" 40 minutes, " he said flatly, tossing the stained box and plastic utensils into the trash. " if we're just going to sit and wait until he wakes up, i wanna go home. "
" but your father isn't home yet.. "
" i'm not staying here to watch paint dry. " yuji pouted at his bluntness, gripping his shirt with his damp hands before you could instruct him to dry them. " but you can watch paint dry with us! that makes it better. "
megumi tugged him off, " no, it doesn't. "
" how about we go get some food to pass the time? we should be back soon anyway, " you proposed, recieving yuji's gleeful agreement and megumi's 'i'm only going because i'm not staying here alone and yuji's dragging me along regardless' nod. driving yuji and megumi to get fast food and seeing them play with their little toys that came with their meals only made you feel slightly sentimental, as you and sukuna have been trying for kids god knows how long.
well, you might have to throw those plans out the window now; because when you three got back, sukuna was standing in the hallway, arms crossed with a scowl on his face — specifically towards the two little ones that hid behind your legs. his hair was pitch black now, much to his evident annoyance. " at least we know the dye worked, " yuji whispered under his breath.
" why wouldn't it? " megumi responded.
" you brats did this? " he motioned to the small children, splitting his pointer and middle to point at them both. without even waiting for a response, he picked the two up by their collars and hung yuji from the corner of the door and megumi from a coatrack. " uncle sukuna!—" yuji squirmed, megumi just sat there, taking this timeout like it was nothing. " shut up. "
" 'kuna.. leave them alone, " you tugged on his arm. you sighed, ultimately fessing up, " it was my idea anyway. "
he froze. he should've lashed out of anger at you for altering his appearance without his permission, for encouraging them to take part in it. unexpectedly to yuji and megumi, he huffed. " everyday you make it harder to want kids. " his favoritism towards you was painfully obvious, something most would roll their eyes at (like megumi), but yuji found it sweet.
" so, can we put them down before they fall... ? " you asked, concerned. " ...no. " he crossed his arms, eyeing yuji's pout.
" sukuna, " your tone was sharp. " stop being a grump and let them down. "
" if you and grunkle sukuna have children, will they be grumps too? " yuji asked, his genuineness only stirred sukuna up to keep him hanging froom the door until his shirt ripped and he'd fall. his brow twitched, pinching his cheek and pulling on it to make him squeal, " it sounds like you wanna stay up there longer, huh? "
you carefully helped megumi down from the coatrack, straightening him out. " yes, yuji. they will also be grumps like their daddy. "
" why are you encouraging him. "
♥︎ 𝓷𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬: we must seek happiness for these dark times upon us
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