Mark Berskii

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[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

puts you into a washing machine and turns it on

(affectionate)

Ow.

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

"Hey, Mark! Someone just handed me pjs for everyone! Want yours?"

Uh, sure.

Can I see them first, though?

[progamercassidy-deactivated2025]

[Cassidy flashes him a smile, unfolding a pair of green pjs. The fabric has a sale pattern printed on it, and the sleep shirt has a hood attached to it so it's more of a hoodie than anything. A little tag hangs off a sleeve, labeling it was intended for the producer]

"I didn't pick em out, they just all got delivered to me! Cool, right?"

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

“That’s actually…”

[Mark’s hand moves to cover his mouth, as if to hide his expression. In truth he was expecting some kind of gimmick that he would look stupid in.]

“Kinda cool. Um… I can just have it?”

[He’s a little bewildered by the prospect.]

[progamercassidy-deactivated2025]

"Sure thing!"

[Cassidy easily handed over the pjs, smiling widely and glad to see that Mark wouldn't be stuck wearing jeans to sleep anymore]

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

[It’s harder to hide a smile when you’re busy holding clothes. The far corners of his mouth turned upward for a moment, even if only slightly. He had no idea why Cassidy was giving him this, but at the very least he’d take it.]

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

"Hey, Mark! Someone just handed me pjs for everyone! Want yours?"

Uh, sure.

Can I see them first, though?

[progamercassidy-deactivated2025]

[Cassidy flashes him a smile, unfolding a pair of green pjs. The fabric has a sale pattern printed on it, and the sleep shirt has a hood attached to it so it's more of a hoodie than anything. A little tag hangs off a sleeve, labeling it was intended for the producer]

"I didn't pick em out, they just all got delivered to me! Cool, right?"

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

“That’s actually…”

[Mark’s hand moves to cover his mouth, as if to hide his expression. In truth he was expecting some kind of gimmick that he would look stupid in.]

“Kinda cool. Um… I can just have it?”

[He’s a little bewildered by the prospect.]

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

"Hey, Mark! Someone just handed me pjs for everyone! Want yours?"

Uh, sure.

Can I see them first, though?

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

Did Jett show you his wolf and 2 coyotes? Maybe Allie can have a play date with them.

… wait, for real?

I think Allie would like to have a friend

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

you're cool, so this is for you :) [slides you a pack of chocolate chip cookies]

Thanks, these look nice… and no chance Kai burnt them.

What’s up with all the gifts, though?

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

Have you said hi to Jett yet on here?

oh god where is he

[rev-up-those-engines]

“Rrriiiiiiight here! Hey Broskiiiiiiii!!!!”

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

oh no

[rev-up-those-engines]

“WHA-WHA-WHATTTT???

OH NO??? WHAT’D I DOOOO?????”

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

oh uh

it’s nothing. you’re just kinda…

loud?

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

Have you said hi to Jett yet on here?

oh god where is he

[rev-up-those-engines]

“Rrriiiiiiight here! Hey Broskiiiiiiii!!!!”

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

oh no

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

Have you said hi to Jett yet on here?

oh god where is he

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

....another musician...? It's nice to meet you... @the-oblivion-trio

I’m currently on hiatus and I’m not looking for

Oh, you just want to talk. Uh, hi.

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

i am MADLY in love with you

????? You can do better

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

do you know zyztem of a down... if yez what'z your favourite zong of em... [lookz at you with my autiztic eyez]

-🐉🛜

ok this may be a bit of a basic answer but it’s toxicity

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

I know we haven't talked much, but nice hat.

- 🦈 (@marksmanguy)

Oh, hey, Desmond.

Uh, thanks. Your earring is cool…

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

it won’t let me reply to this ask and i’m scared

[amberinn]

haunting this babygirls askbox like a poltergeist

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

help

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

it won’t let me reply to this ask and i’m scared

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

I thought it would be fitting to send you this today, consider this a gift.

You have a secret admirer. You can try and figure it out if you want, or not, I don’t mind. Just thought I’d let you know before Valentine’s Day comes up. I don’t plan on revealing myself soon. Just know, you’re appreciated and adored.

All the love,

Your secret admirer.

MWAH

?????? this is a prank, right???????

you dont get to pull a joke on me like this. i had enough in middle school

unless you’re real, in which case i just have to ask, uh, why

[kaimon-tea-go]

I don’t think it’s a joke dude. But as for why I mean…why not? You’re a cool dude after all! There’s plenty to like!

Kai has no idea how this sounds

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

I have literally no idea what you’re talking about.

[kaimon-tea-go]

Do I have to go down the list? I’m sure Jett and Cassidy would agree with me that you’re cool as hell!

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

Jett also thinks meat donuts are cool as hell.

[kaimon-tea-go]

I-okay…fair point…but still! I don’t think meat donuts are cool as hell and I think you are so that’s gotta amount for something right?

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

…

I’ll allow it. Just this once.

[kaimon-tea-go]

Happy birthday, don’t let you get in your own way alright? You deserve to be happy to.

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

That might be asking a bit much…

I mean, I appreciate the sentiment. That’s the nice thing to say. I’m trying.

[kaimon-tea-go]

Also uh…

Sorry about the birthday cake…

[mayhem-feels-aint-vapid]

It’s fine. I’m not that hungry.

… It doesn’t really matter if it would’ve been good or not anyway. I guess people say “it’s the thought that counts” or whatever…