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You are fucking kidding me

aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP

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if anybody is interested in being even more scared: these motherfuckers have been found in most oceans around the world and have existed for over 30 million years

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The deep ocean is as close to hell as it gets man, this things a fucking nightmare

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i’m pretty sure this is a goblin shark and there are far more scarier fish in the ocean and in fresh water rivers and streams.

for example: tiger fish

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basking shark

snakehead fish

and who can forget old mate ANGLER FISH

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even better, the Sarcastic Fringehead (yes Legit name) (also Known as ‘predator fish’)

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Terrifying

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my inner aquarium volunteer is screaming (SARCASTIC FRINGEHEADS OGHGHGHHFKgjdfhgJDGH) okay here we go

awww look it’s vampyroteuthis infernalis what a cutie

wait what—

whAT

hi missus footballfish how was your day??

Oh wait shit I forgot ur dead and preserved in formaldehyde that was rude of me sorry u look lovely mrs footballfish

hello i interrupt this scary marine animal showcase to present mr. california sheephead

he was born a girl like all his sisters. but since he had the biggest jaw size of the group

he changed into a dude fish who takes care of his sisters isn’t that so sweet

look at his lumpy ass head tho.

now back to your regularly scheduled scary-ass fish. oh look it’s cookie cutter shark

what big teeth you have—

oh fuck it lights up that’s it i’m out

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you’re forgetting

the frilled shark literally a scary ass dinosaur that swallows shit wHOLE

the dragon fish holy shit what that is not a dragon

the goosefish please help me

do well to remember the deep-sea lizard fish in your nightmares thank u

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I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

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Two worlds, one family.

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*makes sad squeaking noises*

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Omg 42000 notes

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I love how gimli’s actor is actually the tallest

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He’s a lonely mountain of a man.

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But the hobbits really are little.

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Book Covers Enhanced With Googly Eyes (more) [via] Previously: Things With Faces (Pareidolia)

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Housecat meets bobcat

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“why are you trapped in there, tiny orange bobcat”

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omg the kitty knocking on the window

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ive seen this a few times and it’s just the most adorable thing in the universe so i must reblog in case anyone has missed it

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Before I get into it, just know the pictures just serve as visual representations, not actual pictures

Okay so anyway, evidence for this theory is the following:

THE FACT THAT HUMANS ARE SO HAIRLESS:

Only two kind of habitats give rise to hairless animals, an aquatic one and a one below the ground (a naked mole rat for example)

.The suggestion that humans have become hairless to prevent overheating has been rendered false because hair can act like a defense against the sun.

This is why camels retain their fur even in the hot dessert environment.

OUR FAT CELLS

We have ten times the number of fat cells as expected in an animal our size. Only two types of animals have large fat cells: hibernating and aquatic ones.

In hibernating it’s seasonal fat, but in aquatic it’s all year round. It’s unreasonable to think that we evolved this feature in land because large fat pockets would have just slowed us down.

Primate babies are always born slender, but human babies start to develop fat even before birth.

WALKING ON TWO LEGS

So we’re the only mammals that have developed bipedalism. This is a surprise, because walking on 2 legs vs. walking on 4 legs is very disadvantageous. It’s slower, unstable, our organs are vulnerable to damage.

One theory is that if our habitat was flooded, we’d have to walk on two legs to keep our heads above the water.

The only animal who has ever evolved a pelvis like ours, the swamp ape, used this method.

BREATHING

We have conscious control over our breathing. Ever other land animal doesn’t. Mammals like dolphins and seals also conscious control because it tells them how deep they are going to dive and they can estimate how much air they need to inhale.

OTHER DIFFERENCES

Our body is so wasteful of salt and water. Think of tears and our way of sweating. Other land mammals don’t have this. Water mammals do however.

Okay anyway I hope you learned something.

Here’s a source and where you can find more information: X

Also please remember this is a hypothesis. It’s been severely criticized. It’s more of a fringe theory.