Mind My Wicked Words

Austin. OR to NV to CA. Gay af. I like reading maps, architecture, big cities, and annoying music.

[weareadventurers]

ROLL YOUR CLASS

Roll 1d100, adventurers. (It’s entirely possible to end up with “adventurer”).

[xfreischutz]

click here to roll online

[chris-prattlesnake]

[tankaramo]

pride month is during strawberry season and you think it’s a coincidence? think again, strawberries are gay

[woahspace]

Only gay ppl can eat strawberries

[georgekinstanza]

[galacticjewelrybox]

Wonder Woman is my everything.

[tharook]

Rest in fucking pieces.

[theunsinkablesappho]

I was just talking about this panel today!

[refinery29]

There is a major problem with race in the new Ryan Gosling/Emma Stone movie, La La Land

Let’s cut to the chase: it’s a white savior movie about jazz. Plus when Emma Stone’s character Mia claims she hates jazz, Seb gives what Brody calls a “mansplanation in response.” The effect is cringeworthy.

[d0sesand-mimosas]

up next in: people who obviously didn't watch and analyze the movie

[elektranatchios]

“A rush. A glance. A touch. A dance. A look in somebody’s eyes to light up the skies, to open the world, then send me reeling. A voice that says I’ll be here, and you’ll be alright.”

La La Land (2016), dir. Damien Chazelle

[vvittch]

La La Land dir. Damien Chazelle, 2016

[hypersexualsportswear]

[puppy95]

My fave probably

Im reblogging this tiny cat saying wow again because it is perfect and pure

[plasmalogical]

stop oppressing people who jus make hot chocolate with water. not all of us were raised in a manor with servants to fetch us the finest ingredients. if you dont reblog this im judging you

[howdynoah]

Seriously just use milk instead of water and it’s a million times better

[plasmalogical]

dont tell me what to do and dont ever say numbers at me

[beachdeath]

hell? empty. all the devils? here.

[beachdeath]

omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

Hell: empty Devils: here Dick: out

[bidilfs]

it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted

[filenames]

[intercal]

This is the American Gothic. If you’ve never been to the USA, this image sums it up pretty well.

[catbountry]

#I feel like I’ve driven past this before#been exactly here#but at the same time I’m not sure

Same, actually.

[glubtier]

I had to find out where this really was because looking at it, I felt like I knew exactly where it was. It turns out it’s in Breezewood, PA, and i have never been there, which only serves to highlight the OP’s point. 

[bnprime]

okay i’m going to defend the picture because i’m feelin’ contrary this morning.  dig: this is a service area on the edge of a super busy highway: fast food, gas stations.  there’s no culture or colour because no one lives there it’s like taking a photo of a wrench and saying “this sums up humanity” it’s a tool.  but here’s my point: what does the tool facilitate? TRAVEL! long distance travel! america is a nation of travellers. People willing to move long distances to work, or visit, or vacation!!  and there’s something noble in that.

[alrightevans]

ive been alive for almost twenty one years and im still…. shocked and offended every time it gets dark at 5pm

[thehobbutts]

who do u think would win in a fight 2 the death between ihop and dennys

[palomaxread-deactivated20191210]

I’d say Denny’s Ihop is where kids sometimes have birthday parties Denny’s is where I’d go to meet a hitman

[thehobbutts]

im on board with that logic

[weloveshortvideos]

such a savage

[toshio]

[rickdayland]