I like funny posts and cute animals.

Turning and flowing along, time is transient. What happened then? I can't remember, But if I try closing my eyes, I hear everyone's laughing voices. For some reason, that is now my most precious treasure.

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[weirdness-is-good]

[eileenleahy-deactivated20241003]

when youre tired on public transit and start thinking "let me rest my eyes a bit" thats the devil talking

[en-theos]

Tasks that take 15 min but 3 hours if you include the agonies

[twistcmyk]

[memeuplift]

[callmebliss]

Mike Hawk

Say it out loud

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

everyone wants a werewolf gf until she uses her claws smh

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

together we can build a home

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

[givemeinternet]

SEA IS FOR COOKIE!

[thegunlady]

love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”

[seraph5]

My doctor did that for me once. I had to get an expensive brain scan and she was like ‘do you smoke?’ and I was like ‘no’ and she was like “well that’s a pity because the government will pay for this expensive brain scan if you had been a smoker so - do you smoke?” 🤣🤣🤣 I was like ‘yes’ and she’s like ‘oh wow then this scan will be free’

[o-kurwa]

[ampervadasz]

[everythingfox]

(via)

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[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[disgustinganimals]

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

I love Meatloaf. :)

[whiska-aliapoh]

Bless Meatloaf

[coloradoqueen]

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

[nicostiel]

#help