true love’s arcane ward @linguistic-eraser-chr - Tumblr Blog

heyo folks im lingo this is my blog :p i post art and write stuff. sometimes. mostly i just reblog posts about my interests

my tagging system is fairly straightforward you can figure it out

occasionally i liveblog when watching critical role using #lingo liveblogs

thats pretty much it. glory to yxxiville

#finally made the fabled intro post

ravenfleesfire

Fictional country: average fantasy

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of

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throathole

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

anariel-the-elrond-apologist

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

throathole

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

a-book-of-creatures

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

cognitohazardous

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thegreatyin

pretend all of those lizard pngs are super high quality and definitely not squished into oblivion because im trying to fit all 11 of them into one space

thegreatyin

happy lizard family reunion coming to global to all who celebrate. fang is still tragically lost in the mail 💔

valtsv

*walks into an antique store* i’d like to see your most evil items, please

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rabbitrah

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

rabbitrah

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

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blurds

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

luxshine

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

14/10 doing his best

May we all know decadence such as this

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memewhore

ihavenohotcocoa

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

catgirlanarchist

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

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lightningbuster

It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

lakesbian

flowerbleedme

asherisawkward

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neosatsuma

rain-droplet

who turned them german mid tag ?

dastardlywlw

how do you know they were transformed midday?

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punkitt-is-here

Hello person having transgender thoughts but convinced they aren't trans because they don't have the requisite amount of dysphoria they think they need

Hi I transitioned without even thinking I had dysphoria. Like later in hindsight I can go "oh that's probably what it was" but for the first year of my transition I was straight up like "I like being a guy but I like being a girl WAY more" and you can do that!! There is no prerequisite amount of suffering needed to make yourself happier.

punkitt-is-here