The Spiral

I stood in the rain for a little while, let it do the crying for me

[kristina100000]

if a girl wants to know the bpm of a song you should count it. for her

[mangum]

[funnytwittertweets]

[swaggy666llamas]

Jeff Bezos didn’t even explode :(

[shittymoviedetails]

me

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Taiga

Artist: Rob Alexander TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[zimbabwe2007-deactivated2017060]

[duckleduster-deactivated2018071]

laura palmer

[wooz]

[spookygirlfriend]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

you could bring this post back to the late 90s and it would be exactly as funny as it is now. no elements of it exist now that did not then

[funnytwittertweets]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

*breathing in your face* whats the pussy game like in sioux city *shits my pants*

[shittymoviedetails]

Me becoming the Will Smith fish from Shark Tale

[gypsyastronaut]

Leonard Cohen writing in his Montreal guest room, 1965.

[mayonnayse]

These days

[dailychloesevigny]

Chloë Sevigny, 2018

[997]

lit rally told yall

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

Actors turned singer songwriter are the dumbest people alive

[997]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[heardbook]

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

[berylb33]

World Heritage Post

[shittymoviedetails]

Exclusive new close-up of Timothée Chalamet in Dune (2020)