I'm Tired

Confused 99% of the time. Queer | She/He/They | 26 | UK

[captain-price-returns]

He has too much health

[larval-tear]

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

[sergal]

big and cutes my me at you

[deinonychian]

#myme

[coleslaw-frosting]

I love Binface so much.

[kosmogrl]

they weren’t kidding when they said the only way out is through

[crimsolyn]

me trying to act normal and funny while losing the spark for almost everything.

[cybermanes]

I think she’s using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[tomb-mold]

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

[moldavite]

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

[edgarallennope]

[lotstradamus]

#in four days we could be seeing a prime minister every eight hours‚ until theyre coming every four minutes

[firefox-official]

sorry im late i got tied with rope to train tracks and it was this whole thing

[cpericardium]

happy pride

[northirish]

I felt the cold, bony and clammy hand of death itself upon me, worst handjob I ever had

[aidashakur]

You literally just have to get really good at continuing.

[yossyislandd]

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

[yossyislandd]

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

[hazelsmazecave]

LGBT = Let's Do Epic Shit

[hazelsmazecave]

?????

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing