Drarry & Wolfstar Texts!

(MY INBOX IS ALWAYS OPEN) Hi! I'm Wren and I make Drarry (Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter) and Wolfstar (Remus Lupin/Sirius Black) texts and fics. I take requests so just send somethin' to my inbox or just message me and I'll do my best! (SFW or NSFW) My Rules for requests: http://drarry-and-wolfstar-texting.tumblr.com/post/149773714904/hi-guys

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[beautifulandscary]

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

[telvi1]

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.

[drarry-and-wolfstar-texting]

James: Sirius Orion Black! What on earth is that dick doing in your mouth?

Sirius: Mmmm mf mmmph erggh.

James: What do you mean you have no idea how it got there? Do you even know where that’s been!? Spit it out, right now!

Remus: Oh my god.

[drarry-and-wolfstar-texting]

Dude, you good?? It says that you can't receive messages so I'm just worried

Hey, yeah it just because tumblr is an ass. If anyone needs to pm me, I'm available at im-so-gay-dude or wiccan-witchy-nonsense

[radioactivemongoose]

the hotel has an on demand section called “mood” & these are the moods

[cawfeeann]

pls unmute whatever you’re expecting it’s not it

[digit-like-a-bigot-spigot-deact]

mood

[smaug-official]

Chris+Chris = Chris ²

I went to fool around on face morph but instead I unlocked a conspiracy 

[whosplayerthree]

#i cant believe chris hemsworth is a fusion

[cellamare]

#the christal gems

[blorpimorpi-deactivated20240919]

STOP

[marsixm]

hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day

[carnivalhearts-deactivated20180]

i’m just casually going to go on a follow spree for my other fandoms

like / reblog this if you frequently post;

-markiplier

-jacksepticeye

-crankgameplays

-pewdiepie

-peebles

-thomas sanders

-connor franta

-jacksfilms

-kickthepj

-natewantstobattle

-robertidk

-wiishu

-harry potter

-twenty one pilots

-tokyo ghoul

-ouran high school host club

-owari no seraph (seraph of the end)

-bo burnham

-lyrics

[parseltonquinq]

Okay, but French-speaking Draco:

Draco being raised by a mainly french-speaking Narcissa

Maman instead of Mom/Mommy

Lucius having to slowly transition Draco to speak predominantly English as he gets older

Draco getting a headache when he’s immersed in English for too long

Draco feeling like he’s missing a limb when he has nobody to speak in French with at Hogwarts

Him writing all his letters to his mom in French

Draco eventually realizing that most of the house elves are multilingual and him sneaking down to the kitchens to chat with them 

Draco teaching everyone in his House how to curse in French

Slytherins blurting out obscene phrases in French during frustrating classes

Not having to lock his journal because none of his housemates speak French

Draco getting frustrated and cursing in French beneath his breath

Harry staring on, flabbergasted, as Draco stomps past him, mouth going a mile a minute, spitting out beautiful, flowing words so rapidly and harshly

Draco being one of the best duelers of the school because he duels in French so his opponents can’t understand him and can’t counteract properly

He and Harry facing off because Harry duels in Parseltongue

When he and Harry eventually get together, he teaches Harry small phrases

Draco reverting to French in bed because it comes as first nature to him

Harry loving the filthy spew of typically elegant words coming from Draco’s mouth

Everyone knowing which hallways/broom closets/classrooms/dorm rooms to avoid due to the cries of Parseltongue and French

Draco getting mad at Harry and cursing him out in French

Firecalling his maman and ranting to her about everything, feeling relieved and comforted by the familiarity of his language and his mother

Draco’s heart fluttering when Harry sheepishly, and with an awful accent, mumbles to him, “je t’aime”

Him kissing Harry and hissing “I love you” in Parseltongue (he didn’t mention it had taken him months of research to find the correct translation and pronunciation)

Draco raising his kids to speak French and being their papa

Just, French-speaking Draco. 

[lqtraintracks]

Awww, this this! <333

[bixgirl1]

Idk wtf just happened to my heart, but I think it may have exploded?

*clutches chest*

[drarryruinsmylife]

I live for French Draco and Parseltongue Harry omffg it’s my kink I swear

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

Concept: a dragon that tries to sleep on top of it’s friends and family every night bc they’re it’s greatest treasure

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

where r the rest of the notes, this is Important

[randomslasher]

if patton was a dragon

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Do y'all smell white privilege too?

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

“found” my ass

[osobigbear]

Meanwhile thousands of black and brown folks are being stopped in the streets, patted down and incarcerated/fined if they have weed..maaaaaaan fuck them

[askboxmemes]

What are your headcanons about me?

Just curious. 

[kenziecore]

This sounds really fucking awesome.

Guys make headcanons about me.

[spideypool]

I DARE YOU WRITE HEADCANONS ABOUT ME

[hogwartshousefriends]

This could go hilariously or horribly but I’m up for it if you all are.

[the-sides-of-patton]

???

[chrissongzzz]

Wow just wow.

[voluptuous-lady-with-freckles]

What the fuck man

[butterflycatislander]

Sources in case y’all want/ need em: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-42038451

http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/14/africa/libya-migrant-auctions/index.html

[saffronstar82]

Just watched a clip of this on CNNs Snapchat and I’m still speechless

[flamboyantly-employing]

Slavery. Fucking slavery. Everyone needs to get angry about this.

[reblog-thisif]

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

[jamausis]

Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends

[taylorswiftville]

I MADE ACTUAL FRIENDS DOING THIS BEFORE

[drarry-and-wolfstar-texting]

🍍

Pineapple🍍: We never talk but I care about you!Awe thank you. We totally could talk !

[honey-sunny-bee]

A picture of Thomas using the fact that twitter now allows 280 characters to the best of his ability

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

oh my goodness

[anxious-but-whatever-deactivate]

I think this might actually be a better use just because what a good bean. What a cute potato he is

[mygscheekies]

@thatsthat24 is a blessing !!!

[pixll-sparks-deactivated2021111]

*falls to ground* ‘ugh, you know i don’t know how to accept compliments!’ 

[failedclone]

You know how the Sides get badly affected if they stay in another Side’s room for too long?

Imagine late night conversations through the cracks under their bedroom doors because that really wouldn’t affect them.

“Hey Princey”

“Virgil?”

“Shrek 5 comes out in-”

“You woke me up at 4 AM to discuss SHREK 5?”

“Logan didn’t want to talk to me.”