💝🧟 Dating Reflorished NPCs (head cannons) 🧟💝
You were walking through the Aqua Center when you saw him playing chess in front of Theater Z. He was sitting alone, staring at the board intensely. When you walked up to him, he immediately turned his head to you, startled, but then calmed when he saw you.
When you asked to play, he huffed and restarted the board for you. You sat across from him and began to play.
Camo seemed to be amused by the way you played, occasionally muttering things like "Really?" or "Why would you do that?"
After beating you a few times, he began to make careless mistakes, but you couldn't tell if they were on purpose. He also began to give you small tips on where to play.
When you finally beat him, he stood up and shook your hand, congratulating you before getting up and leaving.
While walking through the park, you felt an imp child tug at your clothes from behind. When you turned to see who it was, The Nanny walked up and pulled the kid away, scolding it. She apologized to you before she turned to leave.
She seemed tired and stressed. Behind her were dozens of small imps running around. Without much thought, you offered to help watch over them for the next hour.
After you began, she immediately left to get a smoke. The imps ran around in circles, climbed up you, did crazy jumps off trees and playsets (you had to catch them), and bugged browncoats that walked by.
When she finally got back, she seemed pleased with the short break she'd taken and offered to take the imps back. She thanked you after she saw your frazzled expression. As you left, you could hear her yell at the imps for causing you trouble.
While walking through a neighborhood neighboring Zombie College, you three zombies walking angrily down the sidewalk with cleaning supplies. You stopped in front of them and asked them what was wrong.
They explained to you that the Bully-Box (a suggestions box, but for reports of bullying instead or suggestions) they put up in campus had gotten vandalized. You asked them if they needed help.
You helped the three clean the box and even stayed a little longer to help decorate it a bit. When you were finally done, the box looked good as new.
The three thanked you and offered to buy you food in return for the favor. When you politely declined, Stilts the imp placed a hand on your shoulder and declared you an honorary member of the Anti-Bully Squad. Greg reached in his pocket and pulled out a card with the bully hotline number on it (in case you needed to make a mysterious phone call).
When you walked away and examined the back of the card, you saw that it was written on with sharpie. One of them had written all their personal phone numbers on it.
You were sitting on a bench as you heard a nearby bush rustle. You looked over and saw a wolf tail sticking out and wagging. When you walked over to investigate, you could hear the faint scolding of a woman inside the bush with it.
When you spoke up, the two jumped out of the bush. Hunterria held the jagged blade of her axe towards you, but lowered it when she saw your fearful expression.
She questioned you, still suspicious of your intentions. While answering, her wolf, Wolfy, walked up to you to sniff your leg. After a moment, she rubbed against you, happily.
Once Hunterria saw, she stopped grilling you and called Wolfy back to her side. She smiled, trusting. "Wolfy trust you. She like you." Hunterria walked up to you and punched your shoulder playfully, but still very much painfully. "You must be a fellow hunter, yes?"
Despite trying to tell her otherwise, she insisted you must be. She invited you to a hunt she was planning with Wolfy. When you declined, she accepted your answer and walked off. Wolfy stayed by your side for a moment, wagging her tail before Hunterria called her. She then proceeded to run back to Hunterria.
As you walked down the street, you saw Z-Corp vans parked outside of a local supermarket. You walked over, curiously. Cameramen and tech zombies were packing up equipment. You saw the popular TV hostest, Miss Information, talking to a zombie.
After the zombie walked off, you walked over and greeted her, asking for an autograph. She looked over, surprised to see someone who wasn't a Z-Corp employee that close to their set.
Before she could answer, you felt the hand of a gargantuar on your shoulder. He must've been security for her. When he told you that you needed to get away from her, Miss Information spoke up and dismissed him.
The gargantuar hesitantly let go and backed off as Miss Information walked up to you and happily uncapped a marker. You offered her your shirt sleeve to sign. She signed it with her signature quickly and smiled up at you.
Quickly after, she walked off and hopped in one of the vans, which proceeded to quickly drive away. Before you knew it, you were standing alone. All the vans and crew had deftly left the area.
You saw Lucky walking around Zombopolis. You couldn't help but stare at his vibrant suit (a little surprised that someone would wear that in public). When he caught your look, he smiled and approached you.
He offered you a signed copy of his autobiography, but when you told him you didn't know who he was, he pulled back. His expression seemed a little offended before he flashed his smile again.
Lucky introduced himself and gave you a long explanation of his upcoming. You stood patiently as he spoke. He spoke about himself to you for a long while before his story finally came to a conclusion.
He seemed pleased with the fact you had listened the whole way through. A small rose fell from the sky and he offered it to you. You took it, surprised by the convenient timing. Before you could thank you, he turned on his heels and began to walk away.
You walked into the post office to deliver a letter. You stood in line, awaiting your turn. Greedy walked into the building with a group of fancily-dressed zombies. You hadn't noticed until the imp had walked up to you and called up to you.
He had asked you about the backpack you were wearing, asking the contents it contained. You answered it was just jumbled office supplies, the letter you were going to mail, and a pre-made lunch (You had planned most of your day around running errands so it seemed smart to make food to eat during the day rather than spend money on fast food).
"You don' say? Fork it ova' I'm starvin'." You laughed gently before realizing he was serious. You were going to refuse before you realized you recognized him from a newspaper article as the boss of the mob.
You hesitantly pulled the paper bag of food out of your backpack and handed it to him. Greedy immediately opened it and started to eat beside you. He must've been really hungry because he practically huffed it down while standing next to you.
When he was done he rolled up the bag, mouthing something about how it tasted well. He went to hand the bag to one of his guys before stopping and turning back to you. "Actually, you can 'ave dis." You accepted the paper bag, a little confused, but still feigning gratitude.
What They Look For in a Partner
Camo likes someone who shares his distaste for Dr. Zomboss
He admires those who call out corruption in media or in power
He'd like it if you knew about militaristic things like weaponry and formations, but if you don't, he'd be eager to tell you about them
Camo is an old man, he doesn't like rowdiness, but occasionally will allow it when it comes to things like ranting or confronting others
He wants someone who will accept him despite his old age (something he hates dearly about himself because Zomboss did it to him)
Nanny needs someone who is well mannered. She has to deal with rambunctious punks everyday, the last thing she needs is another irritation. Of course, she still likes to have fun, though.
She doesn't need her partner to like kids, but she needs them to at least tolerate them
She wants someone who will watch television/movies with her and make rude commentary alongside her
Nanny loves her partner to have at least a little snark and attitude
She likes when her partner listens to her. Since she's a caretaker she sometimes accidentally acts like the main authority around others. She hopes that doesn't bother you.
Stilts loves a smart partner, someone who knows their stuff (but not more than him)
Greg can respect a partner who takes pride in their health, but is not particularly picky about superficial things like appearances
Grim-Brim adores kindness and understanding. He knows he's a tad difficult because of his refusal to speak his own mind, but he hopes you can understand that aspect about him.
They need someone who is anti-bullying
Stilts loves to talk, so he needs a good listener
Greg is a good listener, so he needs someone who can talk
Grim-Brim needs someone who will talk for him
Hunterria has a preference for fit partners, but is understanding of all body-types
She needs someone who shares her love for animals
She'd prefer if her partner respected Dr. Zomboss
Hunterria would love a partner who wanted to go on hunts with her or help scout out areas for hunts
She loves to eat the meat she brings home from hunts, so someone who could cook for her would be desirable
She needs her partner to like Wolfy. If you don't get along with her wolf, she can't stay with you.
Miss Information wants an equally ambitious partner in her life
She needs someone who will not gossip about her if she starts to relax and be herself around you
She really wants to be able to relax with someone
Miss Information would rather her partner not be psycho obsessed with her (cough cough Lucky)
She'd like it if you came to her work on your days off to support her, but only if you kept their relationship on the DL
She needs you to be quiet about dating her before shes sure that it won't ruin her reputation or likeness
Lucky likes his partner to listen to him all the time
He'd love it if you agreed to a more traditional relationship
He wants someone who he can show off to the world proudly
Lucky loves it when you do things for him like buy him gifts or cook for him
He adores a partner that treats him like he's the only man in the world and places him on a pedestal above even yourself
He'd like you to dress nicely whenever you're with him
He hopes that you won't leave him or think less of him when he finally reveals that his luck isn't supernatural
Greedy wants someone who will give him first pick always
He'd need someone who was fine giving up things for him
He'd love someone who would bail him out of prison or help him escape if he ever was arrested
He likes a tall partner (AKA anyone who isn't an imp)
Greedy is enamored by powerful partners or partners who don't mind pulling others down for personal gain
He loves it when his partner gets angry. He'd love it if you threatened people for him or protected him.
Hello! This was the first part of my RFL Dating Headcannons. Sorry if they weren't what you expected or wanted. I'm also sorry for any typos or poor grammar. I wrote this in EST time so from 1AM to now 5AM. I hope you did like this, though!