“Apparently I’m still alive. Who knew?”

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“Apparently I’m still alive. Who knew?”
" Been a while, freak. "
“Yyyyep.”
-Insert “massacre” here.-
artemisxbow:
“I probably would, you never know.”-shrugs- “As for that, well, that’s a kind of a long story too…I’d rather not get into the details.”
“Fair enough.”
// Insert Zero with a shit eating grin here. :D
artemisxbow:
“That’s not the case at all–what am I saying? That’s not even any of your concern! What are you really doing here, anyway?”
“Kind of a long story, you probably don’t care to hear it, you know, that sort of thing. How’s Cockmonkey these days?”
artemisxbow:
“I do have a name, you know…” -sighs, knowing this argument was futile- “It has been a while, Zero…”
“Holy shit, color me impressed. I thought Dickbutt might be so far up your ass, you’d be unable to move.”
“Boob-kini.”
// Moving things around. You see nothing.
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Valentine's Day questions BE NOSY PLEASE
1: Do you have a crush at the moment?
2: Have you ever been deeply in love?
3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?
4: Have you ever changed for someone?
5: How is your relationship with your ex?
6: Have you ever been cheated on?
7: Have you ever cheated?
8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?
9: What's the most important part of a relationship?
10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?
16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?
17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?
18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
20: Are you currently in a relationship?
21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
22: Do you think people should date their friends?
23: How many relationships have you had?
24: Do you think love can last forever?
25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?
29: What do you notice first about another person?
30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
33: Do you want to get married one day?
34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?
35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
36: Are you still a virgin?
37: What's more important: Looks or personality?
38: Do you enjoy love films?
39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
40: Have you ever had a valentine?
41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?
42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?
43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?
44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?
45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?
47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?
48: What's your favorite love song?
49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?
50: If you're single, why do you think you are?
51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?
52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?
53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?
54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?
56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?
57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?
59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?
60: What's your opinion on open relationships?
61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?
62: How do you define "cheating"?
63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?
65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?