banana vore corner

ashley/27/ i cook an egg with a spoon

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[gumuhit]

you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.

[mbmbimbo]

this Sunday is my cats 10th birthday (big deal for me personally) but I have to go to my brothers evil girlfriends apartment for some fuck all reason she is ruining my life

[powerburial]

no woman can resist the dance of the mad jester

[catcrumb]

[f4therlesssss]

this isn’t a “blog” we are having tea together. do you take sugar

[croissantbaby]

trans advice needed!

i'm thinking of ordering from dashpct, it's listed on many hrt guides and they seem to have what I'm looking for, but I'm still nervous since I've never done this before 😣 has anyone here ever used them for hrt ? I would love to hear real people's experiences with ordering from them

[that-house]

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

[that-house]

We never have to go back

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[leebrontide]

Can I offer a reframe of the common "write the shitty first draft" advice? I like that advice a lot but I think the way it's often presented bounces off a lot of people and activates shit that does not help writing happen.

I think of the first draft as an armature.

If I was making a beautiful bronze statue, I would need to make a clay model first. And, depending on the shape, before I even got out my clay I would need to get some good thick wire and create a basic shape for the clay to adhere to, so it doesn't all fall down. Once I have this essential 3D wire frame, I can start building and subtracting and refining.

But if I try to refine on just clay, it won't have enough of a core to hold it up. I'll sculpt a beautiful hand only to have the whole arm fall off and go smush.

The armature isn't the sculpture. It is the frame you build the sculpture around.

The first draft isn't the novel, it's a sort-of-novel-shaped thing that will hold up everything you build and beautify later.

Write the armature draft. Try to make it a good armature, instead of trying to make it a good novel before it's ready.

[mbmbimbo]

i hate that evil forces from a realm that is beyond human comprehension take all my money every time I buy things. one minute I have the money and the next.. gone.. this is clearly the work of someone wicked

[mbmbimbo]

happy mothers day to the only mother that matters: the snow leopard im tracking named Shan 🐱🩷

[mobilesuitgudang]

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM?

Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay

MBMaBM Fan: What?

Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?

[patheticperipatetic]

No, I don't think that's the one I'm--

[mbmbimbo]

funniest lie my parents told me when I was young that I believed was Santa related. I got the present of my young dreams for Christmas, but my aunt got me the same one, so my mom says "toys r us can send unwanted presents back to Santa!" and i was just like oh yeah that makes sense. I think growing up on teletubbies made me permanently stupid

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

we should have started rioting when they took cd and dvd player slots out of laptops