banana vore corner

ashley/27/ i cook an egg with a spoon

[memeclassheroes]

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[hairspraywhore]

>no idea what a tumblr accent even is

>”oozes off of me like a thick miasma”

[psych-is-the-name]

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[kalimaxxing]

tea timed

[killue]

ahhh .. just what i needed

[dioptre-hertz]

the entire time i was watching Nosferatu (2024) i kept hearing justin mcelroy's terrible dracula accent

[andthefact]

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

[badassdemonsword]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

really spectacular

[catbirthdays]

Happy 10th birthday to Chansey!!

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[gumuhit]

you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.

[mbmbimbo]

this Sunday is my cats 10th birthday (big deal for me personally) but I have to go to my brothers evil girlfriends apartment for some fuck all reason she is ruining my life

[powerburial]

no woman can resist the dance of the mad jester

[catcrumb]

[f4therlesssss]

this isn’t a “blog” we are having tea together. do you take sugar

[croissantbaby]

trans advice needed!

i'm thinking of ordering from dashpct, it's listed on many hrt guides and they seem to have what I'm looking for, but I'm still nervous since I've never done this before 😣 has anyone here ever used them for hrt ? I would love to hear real people's experiences with ordering from them