banana vore corner

ashley/27/ i cook an egg with a spoon

[sm64mario]

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

[yellow-cat]

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

[memeclassheroes]

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[hairspraywhore]

>no idea what a tumblr accent even is

>”oozes off of me like a thick miasma”

[psych-is-the-name]

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[kalimaxxing]

tea timed

[killue]

ahhh .. just what i needed

[dioptre-hertz]

the entire time i was watching Nosferatu (2024) i kept hearing justin mcelroy's terrible dracula accent

[andthefact]

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

[badassdemonsword]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

really spectacular

[catbirthdays]

Happy 10th birthday to Chansey!!

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[gumuhit]

you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.

[mbmbimbo]

this Sunday is my cats 10th birthday (big deal for me personally) but I have to go to my brothers evil girlfriends apartment for some fuck all reason she is ruining my life

[powerburial]

no woman can resist the dance of the mad jester

[catcrumb]