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Hey, hi, hello. Name's Austin, I'm 8teen, and I'm a Senior at Willow Creek high. I know you probably don't know me, and that's fine. Don't worry, I hate making eye-contact with people in the hallways, too. Ask | Navi | Submit

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[landon--sparks]

Well look what the fuckin’ cat dragged in.

[mcaustinn]

Not really sure what I'm supposed to say to that, but hello.

[ofshiloh]

Oliver! Do you really not remember me?

[mcaustinn]

No--yeah.. Sorry. I was only teasing. How have you been?

[shannonkilroy]

STDs?

I can’t help you there.

[mcaustinn]

It's.. complicated?

[awolfcriedboy]

Hello to you, too.

[mcaustinn]

Shane.

[ofshiloh]

AUSTIN. HI.

[mcaustinn]

O..Olivia? Right? I think?

[mcaustinn]

So.. last time I did this, you all were talking about STDs. What happened?

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[invisiblekillthrills-deactivate]

See, you and I think the same. That is what will happen.

[mcaustinn]

We're going to survive, you and me. I'm Austin, by the way.

[drxmaking-blog]

I… don’t know. What do you call it?

[mcaustinn]

A rip off!

[qivdtje]

You’re also kind and funny, so I think you’ll be whatever it is you want to be.  Again thank you. We all do indeed. That was a doozy, but the only thing to do is move on and keep doing your best, right? Getting nervous for graduation or just excited and happy?

[mcaustinn]

Aw, shuucksss. Thank you kindly, I try my best not to be a douchebag when it's avoidable. 

Nervous, definitely. I'm not ready to be a big boy yet. 

[invisiblekillthrills-deactivate]

Hahaha, I would too! Like, if you think about with the way we’re saying it’s going it’s TOTALLY the Apocalypse!

[mcaustinn]

The Collapocalypse! Groaning students roaming around the world in a zombie-like daze groaning, "Stuuuudent looooaaaanssssssss."

[qivdtje]

Stop by my classroom. I’ll get some stuff together for you, okay. Everyone is clueless about this stuff. Thank you. 

Maybe not yet, but I try to get there everyday. You are a good guy yourself. 

[mcaustinn]

But have you seen me? I'm extra clueless. I'll just be the stereotypical gay hairdresser. It's my future, Mr. Cade.

Aw, don't say that. I've been here a long time and I've seen, way, way, way worse. We all make mistakes. 

[drxmaking-blog]

Definitely, I love jokes.

[mcaustinn]

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

[penetratorluek]

[invisiblekillthrills-deactivate]

Basically. That’s how the zombie apocalypse happens!

[mcaustinn]

Caused by college debt! I'd gasp dramatically if this wasn't the internet. 

[qivdtje]

I don’t either. I would never ever have been able to afford it if I hadn’t had scholarships. Do you need help finding scholarships? Thank you Austin. I am feeling much much better. I’ve got my act together, I promise. 

[mcaustinn]

Scholarships.. That's right. I'm about to graduate and I'm completely clueless about all this shit. Anyway, I'm glad to hear that. You're a good guy, you know?