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             ‘ it’s 2040. our president is a plant! ’

[mccreadyx]

&&. - Janie

      “What’s our sob story? Every Go-Fund-Me requires a sob story, otherwise people won’t donate.”

      ‘just bullshit it and put all the money towards a bat signal.       say your puppy is on the verge of death or something.’

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‘start an argument’ starters

“ what in the world is this!? ”

“ i thought i was clear! ”

“ this is why we can’t have nice things! ”

“ do you understand the damage you’ve done here!? ”

“ there’s no coming back from this, ever! ”

“ get away from me! ”

“ i can’t believe you would do this to me! ”

“ i’m not talking about this ANY more. ”

“ i can’t believe you lied to me… again! ”

“ no! just leave me alone! ”

“ i’ve never been more angry at you in my entire life! ”

“ did you seriously think this would be okay? ”

“ forget it! ”

“ i can’t even look at you right now! ”

“ i think you should go. ”

“ i can’t believe you’d do this to me…”

“ you were flirting with them! ”

“ was it worth it? ”

“ i can’t do this anymore! ”

“ you need to pull yourself together. ”

“ i don’t believe you. ”

“ how am i supposed to trust you now? ”

[mccreadyx]

&&. - Jess

               ‘ trying isn’t good enough. ’

      ‘trying and having a 45% success rate is better than not trying at all.’

[mccreadyx]

&&. - Janie

       “You wanna foot the bill, then be my guest…because I won’t be able to sell my fiancé on it and I’m broke as a joke.” 

      ‘eh -- maybe we can start a gofundme or something.’

[mccreadyx]

&&. - Harley

          ❝ PLATONIC Valentines are just an excuse              for those LOSERS who can’t get a date to              act like they’re not gonna DIE ALONE. I’ve              got plenty of friends at school, not like I’ve              gotta defend myself to trash like you. ❞

     ‘well, with that attitude you’re definitely dyin’ alone.’

[mccreadyx]

&&. - Harley

          ❝ You’re a LIAR. And even if you do have              a date, you probably had to beat them up              to FORCE them to date you. ❞

      ‘no one said i was dating them. i simply have       a valentine. platonic valentines exist, but you       and your lack of friends wouldn’t know that,       would you?’

[mccreadyx]

&&. - Harley

          ❝ Shut up, Mindy! Some of us actually              have people who want to date them. ❞

      ‘yeah, those people don’t make a big deal       out of having a valentine. -- like me.’

[mccreadyx]

&&. - Harley

          ❝ I do so have a Valentine! Just because              they ain’t here right now, doesn’t mean              they’re FAKE. ❞

      ‘sure, jan.’

[mccreadyx]

&&.- Jess

& MINDY.

          ‘ well .. yes, it does. if there are kids around. ’

      ‘i keep my ‘potty mouth’ to a minimum       when i’m around kids... kinda. Well, i try.’

[mccreadyx]

&&.- Jess

& @mccreadyx ♥’d !!

                      ❛  what is it with you and swearing ?                shouldn’t you already be past that angry puberty                phase and start getting responsible by now ?  ❜

      ‘swearing hardly makes someone irresponsible.’

[mccreadyx]

&&.- Janie

Brat:

      “Don’t make it like I summoned you with the Bat-Signal. You dropped in on your own accord.”

      ‘surprised you haven’t already gotten one though --       considering how much you miss me when i’m not here.’

[mccreadyx]

&&. -- Janie

Mindy:

              “Mm…I would, but I’ve already got five other cats. We’d have more bells going off than Notre Dame at high mass.” 

      ‘great so you don’t need me? can i leave?’

[mccreadyx]

&&. - Janie

Brat:

           “Makes it easier for me to hear you coming. Just lay off the dessert for a while and you’ll squeeze right through.” 

      ‘surprised you don’t want to put a bell on me as well.’

[mccreadyx]

@datseabass

         “Should I just install one of those cat flaps for you?“

      ‘ehh -- can we make it a doggy door?       i know i’m small but not that small.’

[mccreadyx]

                                 Nobody wants to be Robin.

                                                       Indie & selective Hit-Girl

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